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Josh snorts, squints. He lifts both his arms sleepily before pushing them through bleach-burned hair. He seems malleable this way: tired and hot to the touch, lips barely parted. “Huh?”
Tyler’s brain is molasses. He tries to string together the right words (rest, bunks, late, you should.) What comes out is, “You should take your pants off.”
(aka, i still can't believe they literally tattooed their names on each other, and i need to find a church)
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24 Sep 2025
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Not everyone can afford to drop everything for a two-man band in it's infancy. So for three weeks, across the belly of the country, Josh and Tyler are forced to tour alone. Just the two of them.
They do okay.
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17 Sep 2025
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“We could,” Gerard begins, then frowns, looking slightly embarrassed. “Look, I just think – alright, I just got paid. We could use it to buy a house for cheap, flip it, and sell it. Or, like, I mean, I know you’re not gonna want – I just mean, we could find a deal and split it, but since I just got paid, it’s a good time. If it’s a good time for you. I think it is, though, I mean, you talk shit about your job all the time. Not the point, though, just – do you want to try?”
Frank doesn’t know how to respond for a moment. The surprise of Gerard delivering an at least halfway formed plan in the same conversation as it’s introduced is enough that it renders him nearly speechless, and he says, “Wait – fucking. What?”
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house flipping au. they have a deadline of six months, a long-established friendship, and a whole lot of emotions about it. what could happen?
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14 Sep 2025
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“Look, asshole, do you want a job or not?” Mikey interrupts. “You said yourself you were bored. I know you can’t afford cigarettes anymore. Until the millions of jobs you applied for decide to call you back, this is the best you got.”
Gerard grimaces.
“Besides,” Mikey continues after a beat, “you’d get to hang out with me. And Ray and Frank too, I guess. But at least you wouldn’t be loitering at my job instead of finding something else productive to do.”
Gerard looks at Mikey for a moment before groaning and tugging a hand through his hair. “Fine, you win. Brian, can I have an application?”
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an au based off of one of frank's tweets where he said he 'worked' at staples (which consisted of '[showing] up high and [laminating] random shit for 6 hours')
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09 Sep 2025