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He’s not sure what time it is when Paul appears at the door; his hair sticking up in all different directions, eyes scrunched up, and his face red where it had been pressed up against his pillow.
“Oh, John. What’s happened?”
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It's Saturday morning and Paul wants to make breakfast. John wants to sleep. Fluff and mild mature content ensues.
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Fresh off the heels of a traumatising loss, Paul is given an ultimatum - either find a job or go to uni. Desperate to be anywhere but Liverpool, Paul opts for latter. This decision ends up having considerable consequences.
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His bandmates had always called him the ‘kinky’ one, but they had always assumed it was him doing the tying and the holding down and the commanding. True enough, that was often the case, especially with birds, but it wasn’t his preference. In fact, contrary to what most people thought, John relished the chance to relinquish control every once in a while.
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John abruptly storms out of a recording session. Paul follows him.
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The Lupins have served the ancient and noble house of Black for generations, and all of it culminated in the son of the butler falling in love with the son of the estate.
Cocktail parties! Fancy suits! Speaking French! Sex in a Rolls Royce! That rich people shit!
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18 Jun 2026
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“I’m going to tell you what my mother told me,” Remus's mum said time and time again. “Stay away from men with tattoos, a leather jacket, or a motorbike. They’re all trouble, the lot of them, and they’ll bring you nothing but heartache.”
Hope Lupin was very wrong about that. In fact, she was spectacularly, stunningly, magnificently wrong. Because Sirius Black was spectacular, stunning, and magnificent, and he loved Remus with a devoted, burning fire that blazed in his veins.
He was also everything Remus’s mother had ever warned him about.
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Hope and Lyall Lupin hoped that their wizard son would come home to their little village in Wales and marry a nice, quiet Muggle accountant. So when Remus wants to bring home the flashy curse breaker Sirius Black for Christmas, Remus and Sirius pretend to be just friends at first to ease Mr. and Mrs. Lupin into the idea of their relationship. But everything doesn't go to plan.- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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John makes Paul a bet. Paul takes him up on it. Crossdressing shenanigans and angst ensue, and ~feelings come out in the wash. 1961.
OR: boys in knickers, lots and lots (and lots) of sex, angst, homophobic slurs, schmoop. The Pineapple Club is fictitious. Originally posted on LJ in 2012.
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16 Mar 2026
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A collection of vignettes featuring various characters from our very own Starlet Town.
Ratings, characters, and genres vary by chapter. Summaries are included within each story.Will be updated sporadically!
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09 Mar 2026
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I want you so Bad, It’s driving me Mad 1979 by Moonysasrsescar (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2024
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1979 and Sirius black gets his nipples pierced! Remus lupin goes feral, they’re so domestic, blah blah blah, lots of smut
“Remus didn’t stop until Sirius was reaching back to shove his head away, shaking terribly with the overstimulation as it took him over.
‘Stop, stop,’ Sirius cried, falling to land on his front, arms coming up to fold beneath his head. ‘Jesus Christ,’ he sighed, breathing deeply against the pillow.”Bookmarked by theundertoad
11 Dec 2025