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Naruto has been fighting a war for the life of his neighborhood for the past four years, with no end in sight. His world is violent, arbitrary, and ruthless, but it is simple. It makes sense. And then Uchiha Sasuke fucks everything up. SN EXCHANGE FIC.
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14 Aug 2025
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“So, who is it? Who are you thinking about marrying?”
Sasuke looks at Naruto with an expression that the blond is very familiar with—it’s the one he wears when he thinks Naruto is being particularly harebrained. Then, as if it is perfectly obvious, Sasuke says, “You.”
In Naruto’s mind, Kurama stirs from his nap just to start cackling.
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10 Jun 2025
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It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.
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Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.
Small consistency edits made in 12/28/2025
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- Part 1 of Love&Abuse
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04 Nov 2024
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Naruto and Sasuke have been trudging through life as they know it, trying to see it through for the sake of their families, until they both realise they're not happy in their marriages anymore. In truth, they have feelings for each other, and after one fateful day when Naruto blurts out a confession, their peaceful, stable lives start to completely unravel.
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12 Oct 2024
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Sasuke is still here.
Or maybe; love hasn't passed them yet.
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10 Oct 2024