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It’s a miracle Eddie even has sex with him in the first place, it would be unfair of him to start demanding more. He doesn’t need more. Really, he doesn’t! Richie is completely fine with the whole friends-with-benefits thing they’ve got going on. He’s more than fine with it! He loves it! It’s great! Life has never been better!
At least, that’s what he’s been telling himself these past few months.
But now, he’s standing in a room full of drunk college students, red solo cup scrunched in his fist, pop rock blasting loudly in his ears, and every muscle in his entire body is locked up, frozen in dread - because Eddie is talking to a girl. More specifically, a girl is talking to Eddie. And she has her hand on his arm. And she’s hot. And he’s looking at her tits.
Richie sees Eddie, his roommate/ bestfriend/ fuckbuddy, getting hit on and fails to react appropriately. Epically. Fails.
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- Part 3 of The Intricacies of Masturbation
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Eddie has never been in a relationship before Richie, and boy, is he paying for it. He's never been so worked up before; hormones high and flying ever since he'd had his first taste of him - he can't stop.
When Richie mumbles a warm, deep-rooted wish into Eddie's ear on the night of their one month anniversary, there's little else that Eddie can think about. Mind and body consumed by his boyfriend, Eddie formulates a plan: do everything in his power to make their first time as perfect as possible.
He wants Richie to fuck him.
He wants Richie to make love to him.
Fuck. He loves him. Fuck.
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- Part 3 of Let’s Hear It For My Baby!
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Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me by Mere_Mortifer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 May 2020
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“Who the fuck are you?” Eddie exclaims before he can stop himself, and the man turns to face him with a shriek. "I have a dog, you know? He’s like half wolf or something, if you don’t get the fuck out my apartment I’ll tell him to attack!”
The man, incredibly, laughs again, this time less hysterical and more plainly awkward. “Yeah, uh, about that…”Or: Eddie brings a stray dog home. Turns out, it's a werewolf.
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Do automata dream of electric spaghetti? by Mere_Mortifer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Aug 2020
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“Oh fuck,” Richie moans. “Please don’t let it be a dead body, I will so vomit.”
But now that he can see it better, the stripe of skin that's peeking out of a sock is too smooth to be human, it reminds more of a—
"Doll."
The word leaves his lips with a not small dose of relief. He hooks a finger under the sheet that covers it and, keeping as far away from it as possible, he lifts it up and away.
There's a boy underneath. Well, it's a doll, Richie wasn't wrong about that, but it looks like a boy, roughly Richie's age. The Uncanny Valley effect is difficult to ignore: the face of the doll is alarmingly realistic, and so are the brown locks of its hair and the proportions of the body. He keeps waiting for it to blink its eyes open.Richie waits. It doesn't blink.
Until one day, it does.
(Or: Richie is lonely, Eddie is an automaton rotting away in Neibolt House, and the Turtle decides to play matchmaker in a very unorthodox way.)
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I LOVE THIS SMMM ??? RICHIE FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN AIMATRONIC EDDIE
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eddie was a freshman at boston university of the arts, majoring in dance with a concentration in ballet. he went to sleep early, woke up earlier & took nothing for granted.
he fucking hated his dorm neighbors, loud, obnoxious idiots who got drunk all the time. they didn't even know where the library on campus was. he didn't have any idea how the three of them, especially the one with curly hair, even GOT into that school.
“piano prodigy,” the tall one explained “got magic fingers”
eddie nearly punched him
& he didn't believe him, nobody on their floor believed richie tozier could have been a prodigy of anything, especially when he slept through midterms & mixed up the dates for finals. when eddie heard the gossip he was relieved, he was overjoyed. he thought they’d kick him out & he would finally get some goddamned peace and quiet on his floor - and more time to rehearse.
until, first day of class in january when his teacher walked in with an overzealous expression “class, we have a student who will be joining us this semester for an extra credit opportunity. please welcome your new rehearsal pianist, richie tozier.”
oh.
oh no.