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The Problem is, His Type Might Just be Assholes by too_oldforthiss
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Jun 2026
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Luring Shane's new boyfriend into a bathroom, spilling a drink on a Hollywood A-lister and mildly upsetting a flock of nuns was not exactly plan A. It may not even have been any of the plans B through Y. But the great thing about arriving at plan Z was that he didn't have to make sensible choices any more. He had no choice left at all.
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Back in 2017 Shane Hollander doesn't get his bell rung in the game against Boston, and Ilya breaks things off that evening. It's best for both of them. Ilya needs to work on finding a woman he likes enough to keep around, and Shane deserves to be with a good guy. Someone who would make his world bigger, not smaller. Even if that means Ilya has a black pit where his heart should be when he lifts the Stanley Cup for the second time a few months later.
So when Shane shows up to the 2018 All Stars blushing and smiling at his phone Ilya starts the weekend off determined to be happy for him. He ends the weekend out of options, out of dignity and completely out of left socks. Time to burn everything down -may the best asshole win.
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frequently, secretly. by milominderbinder
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 May 2026
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shane hollander is drafted to the boston raiders in 2010, one year after ilya rozanov. it changes a lot.
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15 May 2026
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From His Lips to God's Ears by Goodnightsammy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 May 2026
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@IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!
@CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.
@BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?
@HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏
@HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.
@IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
fix errors. What error? I said what I said.@HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING
OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.
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26 Apr 2026
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It doesn't count as Catfishing by Nianiika
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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Rozanov watches him for a second, something a little sharper slipping into his gaze. “How did you figure it out?’’ He pauses. “That it’s me?’’
“Mmm. First, I recognised your chain when you got out of the water.’’ Shane says brushing the cross that hung from Rozanov’s neck with a finger. “ I went to check the pictures you sent me to make sure it’s the same, and it was. Well and then you sent a message in the group chat.”
“So you immediately texted me the moment you found out?’’
“Basically, yeah.”
“Good thing you do not think and also sent a message into chat.’’ Rozanov snickers teasingly.
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The aftermath of Does it count as catfishing?
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26 Apr 2026
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Lean on me not by slagglass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Apr 2026
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“Honestly, dude, you’re fucking handling this like a champ.”
He’s not. He’s handling it the way he has to, the only way there is to handle it. “Well, I am champ, so.”
Marlow chuckles.
He sounds like he’s about to say something else heartfelt and misinformed, so Ilya flicks on the radio.
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Ilya gets outed fall 2014. Objectively it's good for gay hockey but it sure doesn't feel like it.- Language:
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25 Apr 2026
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"Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"
Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.
"Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"
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or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.
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25 Apr 2026