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Morax,
It has come to my attention that my Eleventh has been writing to you for the past two decades. It is due to his friendship with you that I feel the need to let you know about what happened. I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news…
Zhongli reads the letter. He puts it down, picks it up, and rereads it again and again and again and again—
The words remain the same no matter how much he wishes otherwise. By the time he’s done, the sun has set, casting his living room in darkness.
Ah.
It appears that once again, fate proves to be cruel and he is robbed of yet another person near and dear to his heart.
“I had wished,” he says to his too empty home, “that I could show you Liyue Harbour one more time.”
--Time's arrow stands still for no one; it merely marches forward silently, steadily. It is a lesson that Zhongli relearns in his new life as a retired god.
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12 Jan 2025
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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02 Jul 2024
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After he died, Genya Shinazugawa became a tree.
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04 Jul 2023