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    “Need a bet to get laid, Rozanov? You’re really that desperate these days?”

    “Nostalgic, maybe.”

    “Wow. Big word.”

    “Shut up, Hollander.”

    Shane shuts up.

    “When I win,” Rozanov continues. “I get you for…twenty-four hours.”

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    Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made.

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    “We’re just friends,” Lestat insisted. “Good friends. Really, really good friends. We’ve known each other since middle school. Just friends.”

    “Right. Say it one more time?” Daniel asked flatly. “Just so I can believe you.”

    Lestat flashed his usual grin. “Just friends.” Then, one more time for good measure. “We’re really, really, really, really good friends.”

    “I don’t know about you,” Armand said, crossing his arms, “but I don’t walk a few steps behind my ‘friend’ every time you’re walking up the stairs just to peek at their underwear.” He scowled. “You pervert. We should beat the shit out of you.”

    “I didn’t peek! I just saw it... accidentally?” Lestat then sighed dreamily. “It’s also pink today.”

    "Daniel, get the fucking bat."

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    Louis decides to start wearing skirts. Lestat questions his sanity. And somehow, Armand is caught in the crossfire.

    (5+1 things where Lestat can't think straight because of Louis and endangers his life, and the one time he finally think things through)

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    Louis was once married into one of the richest families in America.

    Now, he's divorced and happy being a single parent to his daughter, Claudia and definitely doesn't miss his ex. However, an old associate of Lestat's in eager to pull him back into his ex-husband's family mess.

     

    very loose succession au.

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