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    What if Shane and Ilya didn’t get caught at the cottage?? what if they got married in secret?? And what if emergency contacts revealed it all??

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ilyusha 🩵
    Would you like to enlist the Hollander-Rozanov babysitting service for a date night?

    We have references!

    Caitlin
    Shane cleaned my kitchen, girl. Take them up on it!

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “Luch-Shane,” Ilya says, catching himself only at the last moment before he breaks their no pet names in the workplace rule. “Why don’t you get some air, yes? We can-”

    Shane’s anxiety takes a quick backseat to annoyance once more, at being handled like a child instead of a grown man, like he hasn’t been doing this just as long as Ilya, like he needs someone to tell him when to take a break.

    Like he deserved to have everything taken away from him because he couldn’t handle it to start with.

    “I’m fine,” he says, voice icy.

    The step he takes away is too big, farther than he meant to get from Ilya’s side, and the air between them feels both charged and icy.

    He isn’t quite bold enough to try and fix it.

    (shane is married and on the same team as his husband) (and all it cost him was his whole career and the life he spent years building beforehand) (but it's fine, really) (it's all so very, very fucking fine)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Hayden
    I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you.

    Cliff
    Ha!

    Hayden
    My suffering is not funny.

    Cliff
    Thanks for the heads up

    Cliff
    Get it?

    Hayden
    I'm blocking you

    (cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)

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    06 Jun 2026