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  1. Summary

    Pt. 1:
    "So. . . Lily is just a 'buddy?'"
    Hayden had said it so casually. Like it was no big deal and he probably wasn't thinking twice about where Shane is or what he's doing right now but SHane can't /stop/ thinking about it and now he's sitting in Ilya's driveway after running out and there's a knock on his window

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    A different ending to the Tuna Melt Incident

     

    Pt.2:
    Shane realizes what an idiot he is after running away (Tuna Melt Incident™) and he plans a response.

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    Shane is drunk, concussed, and hiding in a phone booth when he calls the only number he knows by heart.

    The man who answers is not Hayden Pike.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “My flight is early tomorrow,” Rozanov says. He bites his lip. Shane’s eyes stick there too. “You look in hallway, yes?”

    Shane sticks his head out. The hallway is empty.

    Would it hurt? To go another round? Rozanov has to fly out early anyway, it’s hardly like they’ll be spending time befriending each other. What is one night, when they’ve already crossed the line with eyes wide open?

    “Shit,” he says. “There’s a couple at the end of the hallway, arguing, you know? You better wait until they leave.”

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    Shane lies, that first night, to keep Rozanov to himself a little longer. The changes spiral out from there.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    At the club, Shane realises what he wants.

    So he follows it out the front door.

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    16 May 2026

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    Lily: How many times can you come in an hour?

    Shane doesn’t know. But he’s happy to test it.

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    15 May 2026

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    “You cannot go too far with a vampire. Not the way you can with a human.”

    Shane looks at him.

    “You,” he says. Very quiet.

    “Yes.”

    “You want me to feed from you.”

    Something moves across Ilya’s face so fast Shane almost misses it. “For practice,” Ilya says. “I will teach you when to stop.”

    Or: fledgling vampire Shane Hollander can’t control his bite and enlists the only other vampire he knows for help. Ilya Rozanov’s solution is to let Shane feed from him directly — without mentioning that between vampires, feeding is more intimate than sex. Shane thinks they’re practicing. Ilya knows exactly what they’re doing.

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    13 May 2026