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You Smell Like a Focaccia by umm_nobody
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
16 Dec 2025
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Dan leans down to peck Phil’s lips, but stops halfway, confusion flashing across his face, before leaning in the rest of the way.
“You OK?” Phil asks, sitting up so he can drink the warm beverage.
Dan shuts his eyes, still hovering over Phil. “You smell fucking~ incredible,” he mumbles.
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Phil + glitter + olive oil. Inspired by Hard Launch podcast.
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Dream never thought he was incredible with children, but when a young girl with way too familiar brown eyes came up to him asking to help find her Dad, he of course had to help.
Dream's world flipped upside down when the father turned out to be his ex-boyfriend who rejected his proposal four years ago and disappeared off the face of the planet. For so long, Dream assumed it was because he proposed to George too early. Because maybe 6 months was quite quick, but the years of pining and friendship seemed to justify it for him. He loved George. George loved him. They were soulmates if you believed in the thing.
But George's biological daughter was four as well. And while Dream was never the best at math... he could put two and two together.
George rejected him because he didn't want Dream to be in his daughter's life.
Well, that's what Dream instantly assumed. There was definitely more to it, but Dream almost didn't even want an explanation, and George certainly wasn't ready to give it.
It'll take more than a Sapnap to fix things. Maybe their only hope of reconciliation is in the form of a sassy British child with the same brown eyes Dream could never say no to.
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30 Jan 2024
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A Little Cold, A Little Numb by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream Team - Fandom
22 Aug 2020
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Dream isn’t used to being touched gently. Actually, Dream isn’t used to being touched at all. His family has always been a little distant, never the type for hugs or “I love you”s, and now Dream lives alone, except for his cat. Mostly, he’s fine. A little cold, a little numb, prone to hugging a pillow at night. This is how everyone feels though, isn’t it? He doesn't really think about it --
until he meets George in person for the first time, and everything changes.
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DreamNotFound fluff with some light angst. Dream is touch-starved and not half as sure of himself around George. Don't worry, it's got a pretty happy ending.Bookmarked by umm_nobody
19 Jan 2023
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Dada? // Dreamnotfound by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jan 2023
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Raising a child in secret. Streaming as a job. Two needy best friends. That is George's life after he found out he is a dad for an adorable little baby boy.
After one and a half years of secretive life and diaper changes, something unexpected happens that changes George's life for good.
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18 Jan 2023