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    A year after being forcibly turned into a vampire, Shen Jiu finally reunites with Yue Qi, intent on living with him in domestic bliss without ever revealing his secret. This becomes slightly more complicated when busybody vampires hunters, long-lost friends and serial killers are involved. But these are all things Shen Jiu can deal with. The same can't be said for his burgeoning romantic feelings for Yue Qi, or the part of Shen Jiu that wants to pin him to a wall and suck him dry- whether that's of his blood or semen, he still isn't entirely sure yet.

    With how careful he's being there's definitely no way Yue Qi will ever find out the truth, right?

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan wakes up in Shen Qingqiu's body, in Shen Qingqiu's bed.

    Next to Shen Qingqiu.

    Now, he's read a lot of transmigration novels, and he's almost totally sure this is not how they're supposed to go.

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    11 Jun 2026

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  3. Rec 31

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    ———

    [ Ugh, finally. I thought I was going to die a second time with that dreadful OOC feature in place. ]

    The smile on Shen Qingqiu's face froze in place, and his eyes widened at the System's words. Its tone—no, its entire voice—was wrong. The Google Translate-like effect was gone completely; in its place was a real voice, a real human voice, cold and snappy. Elegance and irritation seemed to blend into one, giving off the vibes of a lofty immortal master who was constantly pissed.

    But the only person who fit that bill exactly was—

    Shit.

    Ever so slowly, inch by inch, Shen Qingqiu turned around to face the System's blue screen. Only, the screen wasn't blue anymore. Now glowing a soft bamboo green, flickering from dim to bright in poorly concealed fury, an emoticon avatar popped up onto the display, its little eyes narrowing as it stared right into his own.

    "... Are you fucking kidding me."

    [ Greetings, USER 002. Or perhaps I should say, Peerless Cucumber. ]

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    Or, a retelling of SVSSS, where Shen Jiu never really left and was thrust into the role of the System.

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    11 Jun 2026

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  4. Rec 82

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    System, are you there?

    【LOADING…】

    Useless.

    “Honest communication,” the original goods was scoffing.

    “What’s next,” Shen Qingqiu added snootily, “holding hands and dancing in a flower field?” Sorry Mu Qingfang, he was just farming some in-character points. And maybe taking out his impatience with the System on an innocent party.

    Mu Qingfang was unmoved. “Excellent, you’re getting along better already.”

    After an unexpected character shows up to kill him, Shen Qingqiu finds himself in the past—on the day he first transmigrated into Proud Immortal Demon Way. Only this time, the scum villain hasn't vacated the premises.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    The original Shen Qingqiu is captured and forced to become the bride of the disciple he once mercilessly abused. Now living among the harem, he schemes and plots to turn Luo Binghe's bizarre, obsessive feelings towards him into a weapon that will bring him down. (PIDW Canon Divergence)

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    > On-going
    > Concubine SJ; toxic relationships; one-sided bingjiu; humiliation; non/dubcon; ch20 mirror sex (that scene was so..*insert emotion*)
    > currently at chapter 29, scene with yue qingyuan
    > OMG please let it be qijiu endgame 😭🥹🥹
    > need sqq to be free i swear. he deserves better
    > sqq scheming