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The Dread Maiden by unpoised
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
15 Dec 2024
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When Feyre is pulled through a portal to another realm by a strange, smirking creature, all hope feels lost for the Court of Dreams. Months pass, things fall apart, and everything feels hopeless.
That is, until it isn't. When they have the opportunity to go on a rescue mission to a strange realm called Earth to get their High Lady back, the Inner Circle don't hesitate to take it. But time is a fickle thing, and things are different on this strange new planet. Will their mission even succeed, and will the Feyre that they find be the same one that they lost?
Contains spoilers for both ACOTAR and Crescent City books (only a brief mention of events from CC: HOFAS). Canon-divergent- everything up to ACOSF happened, excluding a certain pregnancy.
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The Inner Circle are trying to settle a very important matter: who is Nyx's favourite person?
Short, cute, tooth-rottingly fluffy one-shot about the battle for Nyx's first word.
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Just some silly, tooth-rotting Feysand fluff. Feyre gets drunk and Rhys simps!
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Valkyrie likes to eat Doritos at inappropriate times- such as when she's wearing a fancy dress and is about to attend a ball.
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Melancholia wakes up from her coma after two years; Valkyrie is the first to go and visit her.
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In which Valkyrie is a Playboy Bunny by Mooncactus
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
30 Dec 2014
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Valkyrie gets her first real undercover mission: a waitress in a sleazy underground mage bar. Could be worse.
(written March 2013. Probably, for all intents and purposes, counts as a crack fic.)
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10 Apr 2025
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A Golden Girl missing.
A Slytherin Prince trapped.
An Order holding secrets.
And a Dark Lord ruling.Warning: Dark AU (not dark main character) with deep discussions of trauma caused by physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.
This fic starts out in the midst of the darkness, and shows the trauma, and healing journeys of each character as they fight to keep as much of themselves as possible, in a world trying to take it all.
(The rape is not between Draco and Hermione)
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- Part 1 of Perfectly in Pieces Universe
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Bookmarked by unpoised
15 Feb 2024
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“If you’re a time traveller,” Hopeless asked, “when did you come from?”
Hopeless had moved nearer to Larrikin, who had not really sobered, and was still looking excessively happy with himself for no particular reason.
“I … two thousand and seventeen,” Valkyrie said, and then she looked at Skulduggery, “help me up.”
The skeleton took a moment to move, and then he extended a hand and supported her arms so she could stand. There was an overwhelming lack of familiarity in his behaviour.
“Alright,” Dexter said, “So that’s how you know Skulduggery.”
Valkyrie frowned, “I didn’t expect you to take that so well.”
“Well,” Larrikin said from the floor, where Dexter had dropped him sometime during his laughing fit. “You’re not the first.”
Or, Valkyrie travels back in time and meets the Dead Men. She finds them very different to what she expected.
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- Part 7 of Dead Men Fics
Bookmarked by unpoised
09 Sep 2022