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For the Books: An Unlikely Holiday Romance by joonswhistle
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Jan 2021
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Kim Namjoon begrudgingly agrees to be part of the local library's annual holiday date auction.
You are duped into buying a ticket to the library's annual holiday date auction by your best friend.
Both you and Namjoon are dreading the actual event.
Neither of you expects what happens next.
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06 Apr 2026
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An aspiring art collector hires you to acquire pieces on his behalf. The catch is, he wants to remain anonymous. You’ve never taken on an anonymous client before, but he promises a higher commission than normal – and you can’t help but be extremely intrigued. Now to puzzle out who he is…
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06 Apr 2026
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say my name, say it again by ineedyoursway
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
09 Jun 2024
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Rhaenyra dyes her hair. She changes her name. She speaks to no one of her past, of who she once was, of who she truly is. Because if there is one thing her mother taught her before she died, it’s that the most dangerous thing to be in this city is a Targaryen.
Modern AU.
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09 Mar 2026
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After a disastrous Fourth of July shift, Robby does not go on the sabbatical he never planned, but the roof of a building.
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20 Feb 2026
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And This Is Why I Should’ve Burned the Scripts by Silly Works (Diya_K___Legostar27)
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Troy (2004), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Paris - English & Mackay, Paris the Musical - Fandom, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
21 Mar 2026
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Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.
Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.
And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!
From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.
Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)
Or a very very very crack fic
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- Part 1 of Of Myth and Memes
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23 Nov 2025