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Whoever said convincing your brother to fuck you was easy did not have a brother like Noel.
Lyla's worked hard on him and she's damn well going to enjoy it.
Or: Lyla and Noel's first time together.Bookmarked by usernamealreadyexist
03 Apr 2026
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Lyla always had trouble learning new stuff, she tries really hard but sometimes she just needs some hands on learning, and Noel is a very good teacher.
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03 Apr 2026
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So now Noel’s left with tall blond and handsome Oliver, whose eyes are tracking Lila’s arse like there’s a concerned optometrist on standby.
“Seems you’re a bit of a prick,” he says when she’s out of sight.
“Being a prick gets us gigs, believe it or not.”
Oliver shrugs. “North Kent College ain’t exactly Knebworth, mate.”
“Right, so one second me sister’s better than Kate Bush and the next we’re some shite band in a shite venue?”
“I never—hang on,” he gapes, “that’s your sister?”
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In which Noel can't decide which is worse, really: looking out for Lila, or not looking at her at all.
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- Part 2 of The Things That Sleep Inside
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02 Apr 2026
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“I mean it.”
“Mean what?” Lila leans back against the wall and glides her hands up his arms, settling on his shoulders. Tense boy.
“That you need to be locked up.”
“What’re you, the purity police? Ain’t nothing illegal about all this.” She drops a hand to gesture vaguely between them. “Just having a chat, you and I.”
“Lila, this is the legal equivalent of knitting a jumper with heroin needles.”
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Noel gets dumped. Lila gets ideas. Everyone else gets a headache.
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- Part 1 of The Things That Sleep Inside
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02 Apr 2026
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A rock killed Abel a few thousand years ago, and now it’s come back to do it again—only, this time, it’s big enough to take the whole fucking planet with it.
It’s been nearly a decade since Oasis split, and Liam and Noel have found themselves (separately, coincidentally) stranded in Las Vegas as news breaks of an extinction-level asteroid hurtling toward Earth. With commercial flights grounded and five days left on the clock, the estranged brothers have one option: travel 2,000 miles across the country to get home before the sky falls.
From Nevada casinos to Midwest jail cells and New Orleans parades, this is the closest thing to an Oasis reunion tour the world will ever get…and there sure as hell won’t be an encore.
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