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When his life as Mechaman came to an end, Robert went to drown his sorrows at a bar and woke up in bed with a hot stranger.
With nothing left to lose, Robert decided to live a little for once. One night of raw passion left him feeling strangely reborn and questioning what comes next.
But fate had a twisted sense of humor, and things were about to get a lot more complicated..
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13 Apr 2026
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Roll for Serotonin by LulaMillay for Batteredrugosa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Dec 2025
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A werebear, a wizard, and a vampire walk into a college bar to negotiate a threesome, aka three guys are stuck at school over the holidays and decide to do molly about it
“For the next few hours, Astarion.” Gale murmured, gently kissing the elf’s inner wrist then pressing Astarion’s palm against his cheek. “For the next few hours, everything will be beautiful, even the things that hurt.”
Halsin watched the two of them with a smile and sighed. “Especially the things that hurt.”
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- Part 14 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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04 Sep 2025
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Astarion does Raphael a favor and is given a gift in exchange: the chance to explore his complicated feelings about sex without the fear of anyone touching him in return. Gale is starting to act strange however...
TL;DR: Raphael gives Astarion a magical pocket pussy and he doesn't know it's connected to Gale.
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12 Jul 2025