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Avery thought this was the kind of summer that lasted forever.
Sunburnt afternoons and melting ice cream. Bonfires that burned late into the night. Lake water, loud music, and the same people showing up over and over again like nothing could ever change.
It will.
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stay alive for me / george weasley by valmadeamistake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2026
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At Fleur and Bill’s wedding, the music swells, the champagne flows… and George can’t stop looking at you. Amid stolen glances and a shared bottle of Firewhiskey, the night seems perfect — until something silver appears, and you’re forcibly reminded of just how fragile everything is.
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- Part 3 of firewhiskey
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the quiet above the shop / weasley twins by valmadeamistake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2026
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Working at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes comes with certain employee perks.
Some are officially approved.
Others… very much are not.
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val's take on breedvember by valmadeamistake
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Venom (Marvel Movies), Peaky Blinders (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Midsommar (2019), Euphoria (TV 2019)
23 Nov 2025
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happy breedvember! this collection of fics is what i came up with for the month of november - and obviously the ideal is this will be updated with each passing day until the end of november. individual warnings, summaries, and pairings are included in each chapter so readers can navigate the collection easily. i've never participated in any sort of challenge like this before, so i'm super excited.
DISCLAIMER: there are quite a few dead dove fics in this collection with disturbing themes. they're not ALL weird, but there's enough wildness and weirdness in here that i felt i have to warn you. absolutely feel free to skip them, but you have been warned. checking the individual chapter tags will be extremely important because it was hard to get everything in the fic tags. i apologize for any inconvenience!
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a body remembers what it’s told.
a mind believes what it repeats.
this is a collection of poems that sound like spells and hurt like prayers — fragments of witches, women, and wanderers trying to keep the dark out by naming it.everything is a spell if you say it enough.
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“So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadian.'”
Sid makes a face. Because seriously, Sid feels like he would’ve heard if Geno was dating someone that seriously. But then again, he had no idea Geno had a kid until he was sitting in a hotel room in fucking Finland.
“Who?” Sid finally asks when Geno seems like he’s not going to continue.
Geno takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “You.”
“Me what?” Sid asks stupidly.
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The summer Russia invaded Ukraine and Geno had to marry Sid: a love story.
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Also available in trans Billy flavour because that’s my personal trans agenda.
Before, they were only as close as Billy let anyone get, but lately the distance between them has been shrinking. He’s not the kind of guy who likes to talk about himself. Mostly he listens, prods, collects, but never offers. He learned young that when you’ve got a brain like he does you can’t afford to tell people what you’re thinking or how you really feel. Stu isn’t one of those people though, Stu has to keep his thoughts secret too and now this is theirs to keep, between them.
This is mostly only going to be in cannon with the first movie (the movie 3 retcon is not for me), but may also diverge in some places, especially when we get to the events closer to the end of the first movie. More specific tags and warnings will be in the end of chapter notes.Series
- Part 1 of Just Like the Movies (cis version)
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As it should be; their first coupling takes place with water and earth pulsing against them, meeting and joining and stirring beneath their soaked bodies. It is fated, because the soil needs rain to grow, because the bull needs a moon maiden to weaken and strengthen his resolve, because he wants her and that is enough.
Life itself manifests at the point where he ends and she begins, and so the will of the universe; the stars and sun and the planets above, will let him have her.
Dani/Pelle, post-Midsommar
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18 Nov 2025
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It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.
But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.
Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.
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ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.
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- Part 1 of Buttercup
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Bookmarked by valmadeamistake
22 Mar 2025
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was trying to figure out what i should say for this bookmark but then i got to the sex pollen scene and the only thing in my brain was “YURRRRRRRR” which pretty much sums it up
the best fics are the ones that are read in a manic haze at 2 in the morning
update 03/25/25 at literally 2:06 AM: i just read this fic in its entirety and the author desperately needs to learn about breaking a paragraph when another character speaks but my heart feels like it’s RIPPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHEST. THIS IS LITERATURE!!!!
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mia learns to appreciate the little things in life; the love that her family has to give her. it’s just easier that way.
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- Part 1 of mother’s special oneshots
Bookmarked by valmadeamistake
13 Feb 2025
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can't believe i haven't bookmarked this yet