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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “Shh, do not be embarrassed, Haasy.” Ilya cups the rookie’s jaw in one hand as he squeezes his cock in the other. “Hollander likes what he sees. Maybe he wants you for himself. But he wants a lot of things he does not deserve.”

    Ilya’s smile is cold and cruel.

    “Should we make him watch, Haasy? Show him what he is missing?”

    Haas is whining now, grinding against Ilya’s hand. It’s pathetic and desperate and unbearably hot—just the kind of thing Shane used to do for Ilya. He locks eyes with Ilya, sees the challenge in his gaze, bright and defiant. The growing hardness between his legs. Proof that Shane isn't the only one who can do this to him anymore.

    This is his punishment.

    (Canon-divergent TLG. Shane and Ilya broke up after their Christmas fight because Shane wasn't ready to come out. Four months later, Shane sneaks into Ilya’s backyard in Ottawa and sees more than he bargained for—Luca Haas, on his knees for Ilya. He gets caught watching, and an angsty, messy threesome follows. There will be a Hollanov happily-ever-after, and one for Luca, too...eventually!)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Luca hadn’t been sure he would go through with the plan. He’d talked himself into it and out of it about fifty times.

    But he's made it this far. He's sitting with Shane Hollander, just the two of them. Now all he needs to do it open his mouth and—

    “Look,” Shane is saying, “if you wanted to talk through coming out, I th—”

    “I can’t figure out anal sex,” Luca blurts.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.

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    20 Apr 2026