verbosewriting
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
Series
- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 195,969
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 7,496
- Kudos:
- 31,440
- Bookmarks:
- 12,474
- Hits:
- 1,912,454
Bookmarked by verbosewriting
04 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
Series
- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,757
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 792
- Kudos:
- 13,320
- Bookmarks:
- 3,588
- Hits:
- 151,078
Bookmarked by verbosewriting
29 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope.
She is yours.
If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers.
Moony and Mary know.Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war.
Series
- Part 1 of The Missing Sister
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 652,975
- Chapters:
- 75/75
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 4,600
- Kudos:
- 15,694
- Bookmarks:
- 6,258
- Hits:
- 1,456,487
Bookmarked by verbosewriting
05 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
11 years since the Battle of Hogwarts. 12 years since he became the youngest Death Eater in History. Ten years since the Wizengamot had stripped him of his freedom, sentencing him to exile in Australia, Draco Malfoy returns to England determined to end his exile and bring his family home. In Australia, he’s built a quiet life as a respected Muggle doctor, a devoted husband, and a loving father to two young children.
When Harry Potter spots Draco at the Ministry with a child in tow, he’s stunned by the secret life Draco has been living. As a high-stakes Wizengamot hearing looms, long-buried truths resurface and past relationships are tested.
Series
- Part 1 of Ours to Keep Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 126,877
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 3,011
- Kudos:
- 6,096
- Bookmarks:
- 2,293
- Hits:
- 247,494
Bookmarked by verbosewriting
24 May 2025
-
Externality by harmonicanoise
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
“Your little stunt outside has already gone viral on Twitter. I would have thought that you’d be more careful, but I see we’ll have to start with the basics.”
Hux tilted his head back to offer Rey a slight smirk. “Don’t call your future husband an asshole on national television.”
Or: With birth rates dropping, the government has started assigning partners via lottery. Rey’s unlucky enough to be picked and paired with a husband that she hates. He’s an influential congressman, and she’s a poor mechanic that’s tired of being treated like a broodmare.
An unlikely love story that’s not really love.
Bookmarked by verbosewriting
22 Apr 2025