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    Lucius Malfoy and Draco Malfoy are dead. Narcissa Malfoy is a shut in with too many cats and house elves that claim abuse. Director of the House Elf Protection Agency, Hermione Granger, has her work cut out for her.

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    “Poor Narcissa, she is lost without Lucius and Draco. Every time I am there, she is worse. We have raided that place more times than I can count. If Malfoy was hiding out there, we would have found him by now.” Harry took a bite of his steak.

    “So, you still think he’s dead? Nothing new?” Ginny asked.

    He shook his head. “He’s got to be dead and buried. No magical signature, no wand use, no sightings, nothing. It’s unheard of if a magical person is alive, even if they are clever. There is always a tell eventually. He escaped Azkaban, and poof, gone like a ghost. Maybe he drowned and never left Scotland.”

    Hermione doubted that. She always gave Draco far more credit than anyone else did. She didn’t know how long he survived after fleeing the infamous prison, but she doubted he let the North Sea take him out.

    Part of Death Eaters Do It Better Fest 2026

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    28 May 2026

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    fast, but sufficiently lengthy. well paced and includes everyth tho I do wish we got to see a glimpse of ryan's hat stall moment (cmon we all know it wld happen, he is a Granger and a Malfoy after all)

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    Danger was an illusion, easily avoidable in reality if one was a methodical planner, methodically accounting for any potential degrees of deviance– quick on their feet, able to adapt at a moment’s notice– recalculating and recalibrating accordingly.

    Draco’s life– his heavenly, wonderful life– could have been rife with danger. But it was not.

    Nothing stood in his way. Not where Hermione was concerned.

    Nothing motivated a man more than his family– more than his wife.

    Nothing motivated Draco more than Hermione.

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    26 May 2026

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    The sprawling mountains of the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary offered a perfect chance for renewed self-discovery. Lush landscapes. Majestic beasts. It was intended to be Hermione’s escape. Except, she hadn’t been alone in that plan.

    Four years had passed since she last saw him, and to her knowledge, no one else in Britain had either. Rumours had sprouted like plants under a Herbivicus Charm after he failed to return for the second half of their final year at Hogwarts. Even Hermione hadn’t been able to resist the question in nearly every student’s mind: Where had Draco Malfoy gone?

    Apparently, she now had the answer.

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    18 May 2026

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    soft fluff fic with some mystery brain work. Easy read but the development btwn Draco n Hermione was q fast imo, I feel that Draco was too accepting too quickly but characteristically he's not too OOC.

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    Hermione Granger is not supposed to be sharing a bed with Draco Malfoy, and Draco Malfoy is certainly not supposed to be cutting doors into Hogwarts walls. The truth of the matter is, that in eighth year: insomnia rules. They only need each other to get to sleep but when one sleepless night becomes an arrangement neither of them can explain, how long can it possibly last?

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    25 Apr 2026

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    premise was good, I liked the first few chpts. and thr were MANY funny moments, rlly good read when I'm in desperate need for fluff.

    BUT, the ending feels very sudden and slightly OOC, I would have liked for more chpter for further development.

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    “Because I thought we were—”

    “Friends?” Draco spits out. He scoffs. “Right.”

    “What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Draco doesn’t say anything, and every time he moves to walk around her, she sidesteps him, cutting off his path. “Drac—”

    His eyes snap to hers. Fuck. He’d imagined it, fantasised over hearing his name fall from her lips in a variety of different ways. Somehow, even in anger, hearing it is better than anything he’d dreamt up.

    “Because I don’t want to be your fucking friend, Granger!” he yells.

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    Or, where Draco Malfoy is a complete and utter simp for Hermione Granger and extremely dramatic about it

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    23 May 2026

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    cute fluff one shot w satisfying ending but I'm still hinged on the fact tht hermione didn't admit anyth