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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
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“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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02 Jul 2020
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The other Overlord could beg and pout to his heart's content, but nothing he did was going to convince the Radio Demon to get up from his spot on the couch and move to his damned lap.
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In which Alastor is not going to let that damn pimp talk him into sitting in his lap like some sort of dog, except oh wait, yes he is, except- wait no, he didn't want it to go like that-
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- Part 1 of Who Could Stop Us
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20 Jan 2020
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The shadow expresses what its master refuses to admit. Also Angel comes to regret getting what he wished for.
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- Part 2 of Super Self Indulgent Smut
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25 Dec 2019
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24 Nov 2019
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“—I’ve been told it’s a liability issue, see, they just don’t want to be held responsible for anything you might be getting up to in your new capacity as a freelance traitor, so they sent me up here with this for you to sign which absolves them of all fault for your actions, on Earth and elsewhere, in perpetuity in all dominions earthly and spiritual, it’s all in there, if you want to read it…”
Crowley hesitated for just a moment before spitting, “Alright, give that here,” and snatching the paperwork out of Eric’s hands.
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An unexpected visit from Hell's messenger boy sends Crowley & Aziraphale's date night down a chaotic path.
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09 Nov 2019
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31 Oct 2019
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Heaven Has No Taste by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2015
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"Terribly sorry, but you're late," said the Metatron, tapping its wrist. "I do regret pointing that out."
Beelzebub bristled, regarding the bench with blank, yet tired eyes of flame. "There wazz much congezztion in the Fifth Circle. It could not be helped." It looked at the Metatron. "Apologiezz."
"We had better get on with this, and I have orders to make it quick," the Metatron sighed, dubiously taking a seat on the bench. The rain-slick wood hissed and smouldered. "Sit down," it said.
Beelzebub shrugged, but stiffly, as if this were a gesture in which it did not often indulge. Between the two of them, they now had the bench smoking profusely. "Parley. What are your termzz?"
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30 Oct 2019
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Day 4: Beezlebub Gags Gabriel To Get Him To Shut His Stupid Mouth by unsp00kable
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Oct 2019
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“Don’t make that face at me,” they swatted at Gabriel with the scarf, “I’m the Prince of Hell. You don’t want to know what happens to pretty angels that smile at me, even if you are an archangel.”
Gabriel puckered his lips at the Lord of Flies with a haughty grin, taking the threat as a compliment. Beezlebub was disgusted and even told him so. Even still, they calmly leant forward, kissing him before proceeding to wrap the scarf around his head, shoving a bit in his mouth to gag him.
—One day I’ll be cool with writing summaries hehe
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- Part 4 of unsp00kable’s Kinktober 2019
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30 Oct 2019
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Assigned to surveil the intimate relationship between renegades Aziraphale and Crowley, Beelzebub and Gabriel find themselves curious about each other's... efforts.
And, boy. Did they make some.
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29 Oct 2019
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Shadwell and Madame Tracy are enjoying retirement, thank you, until Mr. Sandalphon shows up at their door looking for Aziraphale. And since Madame Tracy is a friend of Aziraphale's, she asks Shadwell to distract him. Seems the duo decides that sleeping with the angel should do it.
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28 Oct 2019
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Worth However Many Words by Gearsmoke
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Mar 2020
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Fan Art, including NSFW things that I won't be able to post on Tumblr.
To be updated as I have more to add.
Warning: Characters do not look like the series actors.
(I mixed some of the series' design features into my older ideas for them, though.)Bookmarked by vol_ctrl
27 Oct 2019
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Desperate But Not Serious by walkwithursus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Oct 2019
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There's only one way an angel can make love without incurring consequences.
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Soaking: The art of having sex, without thrusting.Bookmarked by vol_ctrl
24 Oct 2019
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“Well, it’s not permanent,” Anathema said, avoiding eye contact. “It’ll wear off in seven days, but in the meantime...”
She looked up at the two of them, and sighed apologetically.
“You guys are gonna want to get yourselves somewhere private. Fast.”
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21 Oct 2019
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show me slowly what I only know the limits of by sabinelagrande
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Sep 2019
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Newton Pulsifer is not a frog. It's better that way.
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18 Oct 2019
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indelible by greased_lightning_rod
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.
Why is he here again? Oh yes.
“I need your help.”
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It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
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10 Oct 2019
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Words Like Thunder by insertnerdyjokehere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jul 2019
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"Just a bit of a Good person." The words echoed through Crowley’s head, resonating like a bell, drowning out all other sounds. "Good Good Good." The power in that word when it came from Aziraphale’s mouth was like thunder, a deep rumble that felt like the blessing from an angel.
Crowley needed to hear him say it again. He would do anything, perform a thousand blessings and face the wrath of Lucifer and all his minions, just to know that there was someone in this universe that thought he was worth something.
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02 Oct 2019
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The one where Azira Fell (directly onto Crowley's dick, did not pass go, did not fill out the appropriate forms).
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29 Sep 2019
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Weakly, Crowley’s eyes flickered down, and he saw the angel blushing, as if now, suddenly, of all things, he had succumbed to reticence. He was sat back on his knees, and the soft accordion folds of him were dewy with sweat and moonlight.
Or: as in all things, Aziraphale indulges.
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26 Sep 2019
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The Rest Of Me Wants To Meet You. by JoseyxNeko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2019
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There was no one Gabriel could talk to about this.
There was absolutely no one who could understand the immense stress of getting ten million angels to stand down from their war footing.
Except.
Except maybe someone who knew the stress of getting ten million demons to put down their weapons and go back to work.
Gabriel and Beelzebub meet up after the apocalypse, and get aquainted.
**This is a prequel to my previous story Will Too Much Love Kill You?
It's not necessary to read it first, but that story is funnier if you do.Series
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21 Sep 2019
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Premature Evocation, or the Complete Idiot's Guide to Inadvertent Erotic Summoning by Pinebarrens
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2019
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The one where Aziraphale goes to the palm prom and accidentally summons Crowley in High Enochian.
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20 Sep 2019