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    "He just had to go and mess it all up. And mess up Bilbo did, if the looks the dwarves were giving him were anything to go by. Their expressions were those of complete and utter shock as they all stared at Bilbo. Thorin, especially, had turned concerningly red in the face as he stared down at the hobbit, who was cradling a pebble in his open palms as his anxiety grew.

    “Um, so… you do not want this, I take it?” Bilbo asked in a small voice, barely able to keep it from cracking.

    Thorin made a sound eerily similar to that of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins choking on a piece of asparagus. Then he promptly turned around and stomped off without a word.

    The hobbit watched him go and tried his best to school his expression to not show any of the mortification he felt at that moment.

    Well done, Bilbo, now you’ve really done it."
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    Bilbo gifts Thorin a rock as a token of friendship, but gets more out of that than he could have expected.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    The Pitt crew know Dr. Robby Robinavitch has a husband. They just don’t expect him to arrive in the middle of a SWAT trauma activation covered in blood and taking over a trauma bay.

    As the chaos unfolds, the ED staff quickly realize their boss’s mysterious husband might be even more chaotic than he is.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his fine house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find the baby Dwarf's missing family so he can get back to his own life.

    That's not what happens.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

    A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

    This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

     

    (What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.

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    11 Jun 2026

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