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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall ( except it's rice ) by orphan_account, vulnerably
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ!| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
11 Mar 2025
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Do you hear the ominous rice bowl shaking? No? Just Tsukasa and Rui? Okay!
The disaster that is the fall of the rice bowl that happened in me and my friend. By the way no one died the MCD is for the rice.
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Reddoons' rice was doomed to die from fall damage. Ash is there too. Both of their grades also die (in a fire).
or, a highschool oneshot crack fic, inspired by a real story
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Reddoons feeds a succubus' hunger, a maniac's lust and a God's ego, without breaks, all at the same time. Truly, he's braver than any US marine.
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24 Apr 2026
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Dave and Karkat watch Brokeback Mountain in the meteor and Dave talks.
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30 Sep 2025
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Ash, by nature, was a solitary creature. He had no true allegiance to anyone but himself, preferred to spend his time quietly hacking through the laws of Minecraft, and was never one for semantics.
But humans, by nature, are social creatures.
And a permanent part of Ash would forever be human whether he liked it or not. So for while he lived in solitary, feeding the non-human part of him, the mortal portion of him had been slowly dying on the inside, crying out to be treated as a person.
Maybe it was time to wretch the mortal part of his soul out of his heart and hand it to Reddoons, so that the two of them could slowly start to repair the part of himself that he had unknowingly broken. Maybe it was time for him to truly let someone else into his heart, for the sake of both him and the one he let in.
Maybe it was time for him to find a homestead.
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Ashswag, the end of Season 5, and his home
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27 Sep 2025
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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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19 Jan 2025
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When the curtains call the time, will we both go home alive? by Rh0
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
08 Mar 2025
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Clown’s eyes briefly looked down when he saw the way the man’s shoulders were, and there, atop the red suit jacket and by the waist, was a hand that seemed poised to grab something - a firearm, Clown noted, he could see the holster just peeking out from under the red material - at any given time.
There was a brief silence before the redhead spoke, his voice surprisingly casual despite the situation.“What’re you doing in here?”
Clown stilled before he placed his hands on his waist to seem less hostile and tilted his head slightly to the side with a hum. He could play this several ways, and there were four options that were immediately cut from the list due to the risk of being shot.
୧‿̩͙ ˖︵ ꕀ⠀ ♱⠀ ꕀ ︵˖ ‿̩͙୨
ClownPierce is a well-known man in the criminal world, and he usually gets what he wants because of that reputation.
Mr. Doons of the Doons Group, however, made things a little difficult recently.
Unfortunately for him, Clown just happened to find out a big secret of his, the existence of Doons' son: Redd.
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- Part 1 of We are not the same, we're different
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16 Feb 2025

