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die, die, die my darling (the virus of life) by dathomireternal
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Dec 2025
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Eyes as wide as you’ve ever seen them, he raises one shaking hand and slaps himself across the face. It doesn’t work. He tries again, harder—punishing his lying eyes—and your eyebrows pull up in fond sympathy.
“You aren’t dreaming, Eddie,” you tell him.
The voice sounds close enough to your own. His face wavers pitifully as he shakes his head. You can’t be real.
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You died in Eddie's place, but a beautiful miracle brought you back. You’ll never leave him behind again.
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26 May 2026
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The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk.
A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.
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- Part 1 of The Skeleton Games
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13 May 2026
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❝𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟▬▬ 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬?❞
as a free-lance porter who could not give more of a f▬▬ against the crumbling world, you're too busy to care about the leader of a terrorist group who will just not leave you alone.
he's dangerous, calculating, and unpredictable; a psychopath. you just think he's annoying.Bookmarked by wanderingchaperone
13 May 2026
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A battered and bruised Remmick shows up in your root cellar seeking refuge from hunters. Eventual smut ensues alongside the unknown effects of vervain.
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13 May 2026
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The best kind of Trophy by CrabWasTaken
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predators (2010), Predator Original Series (1987-1990), The Predator (2018), Prey (2022), Predator: Killer of Killers (Movie 2025)
19 Apr 2026
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[A story that is the perfect sweet spot between an irreverent, darkly comic POV and quiet alien ritual soul bond story.]
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Max expected a mundane animal behavior consult when she was called down to a research station in butt-fuck-nowhere-Texas — maybe a rogue military mutt, tops. What she got was a seven and a half foot tall beast of alien muscle radiating the energy of someone who's fought gods — and possibly won.
As the only person within five miles with common sense, Max is shoved into the unlikely role of accidental co-conspirator. When her new 'assignment' busts out, he brings Max along for the ride — whether she likes it or not.
What follows isn't just a galactic fuck-up. Mutual apprehension spirals into uneasy trust, a cultural collision, and a growing connection that neither of them knows what to do with—or wants to admit. They both realize quickly that they've bitten off more than they can chew: Max, with a creeping suspicion that she might be the biggest pervert ever; and her companion–kidnapper, learning the hard way that humans are, hands down, the most annoying creatures in the galaxy.
Turns out, the scariest part of first contact is catching feelings.
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- Part 1 of Max's Alien Deviations
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13 May 2026