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    17 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    “It's New Years! Everyone goes all out. And don't worry, Big Foot’s gonna take one look at you and drag you off to a bathroom for a blowie,” Santos winks and to his horror performs a very rude pantomime of oral sex that has Dennis’ entire face burning.

    “Could you not?” Dennis hisses, mortified.

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    The Pitt-Crew celebrates New Years. Karaoke, drinking and romance ensues.

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    17 May 2026

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    “Can I help? Please, I want— Let me help.”

    It’s all too much, but his last three words prove to be Robby’s tipping point, pushing him finally and fully over the edge.

    Desperate, jerky, he nods against Jack’s shoulder. He just barely manages to choke out, “Please,” and, “I’m so sorry,” before Jack shushes him.

    “Don’t be sorry,” Jack says on repeat. “Don’t you be sorry, it’s okay. It’s all going to be okay, I got you, brother, alright? Neither of us is going anywhere without each other, I can promise you that.”

    or: robby contemplates taking his own life after his last shift before his sabbatical. jack sees right through him.

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    14 May 2026

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    Robby needs to piss. He needs to piss like. Yesterday.
    Somehow this is Whitaker's problem now.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Shane’s heart drops into his stomach. “Ilya,” he breathes. His vision goes blurry, throat tight. He tries to swallow it down and focus, shove his swirling thoughts into a neat little box, but it’s impossible. He feels—he might throw up, actually. “Are you seriously telling me you tried to fucking kill yourself?”

    “Yes,” Ilya agrees blandly, “It did not work.”

    Ilya calls Shane from the hospital. Shane handles it very normally.

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    09 Apr 2026