11 Works by weiserr
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Therapy by weiserr
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2026
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Satoru Gojo is no stranger to challenge. He’s faced off against hordes of curse users, defeated the strongest of cursed spirits, laughed in the face of reality’s limits and defied even death itself. But this…This new challenge could perhaps be the most difficult yet—infinitely worse than all the others combined:
Couple’s therapy.
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After a highly experimental cursed technique goes wrong (right?), Satoru and Sukuna become fathers to a miracle child, Yuuji. Of course, the higher-ups in Jujutsu society are not impressed, and in a desperate bid to protect Yuuji from harm, Satoru comes up with a plan so crazy that it just might work: a fake relationship. With Sukuna.
Maybe Satoru should’ve thought this through.
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- Part 1 of A Funny Thing Happened...
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bar by weiserr
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2024
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It’s Shoko’s birthday, and (almost) everyone’s excited for a wild night of shameless debauchery. Of course, it doesn’t take long for things to get a little out of hand—courtesy of infamous lightweight Satoru Gojo—and soon the party becomes a night Satoru won’t remember, and everyone else won’t forget!
AKA the previously untold events of Shoko Ieiri’s Bad Bitches Birthday Bash
(Companion fic to "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Therapy")
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- Part 2 of A Funny Thing Happened...
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Beans, Brews, and Beyond by weiserr
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
28 Mar 2023
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Nic works as a barista at the coffee shop Beans, Brews, and Beyond--and honestly, it's best not to ask what the Beyond is. It's an admittedly terrible job at an admittedly terrible place, but things get more interesting when a new (only) customer enters the shop one fateful day--a man with spiky blond hair, a vibrant red jacket, and an apparent love of shitty coffee.
For Vashwood Week 2023
Day 2: Coffee Shop AU; Names -
Now I can't escape the smell of smoke by weiserr
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
27 Mar 2023
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The first time they meet is on a bus, travelling through the oppressive desert heat. The second time is much the same as the first. But the third time they meet is different, and Vash can’t help but be hopeful. Maybe, just maybe, a different version of their story could exist. If the beginning were so different than before, maybe so too could the ending. Maybe this time, Wolfwood wouldn’t be the one to leave first.
For Vashwood Week 2023
Day 1: Soulmate AU; Smoke; “Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.” –Richard Siken -
Ten Night Stand by weiserr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Aug 2021
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"He knew that, despite his own confusing feelings on the matter, the relationship he had with Katsuki was purely physical. To the blond, Eijirou was a hookup, a fuckbuddy, a one-night stand. Well, a ten-night stand, really, but who’s counting?
(Eijirou is.)
He shouldn’t be feeling this way, so broken up over something he knew wasn’t serious, that he knew wouldn’t last. But Eijirou had never been the smartest. Of course he’d go and make the dumbest mistake in the book:
Falling for Katsuki Bakugou."
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Four queers, one car, and a road trip they'll soon hope to forget.
Izuku Midoriya and his three friends (well, maybe not friends, per se, but friendly acquaintances?) embark on a simple road trip down to Reno NV, where Izuku hopes to meet his idol, author Yagi Toshinori. At least, that's the cover story. In reality, Izuku is determined to find and confront his estranged father, and in doing so finally put to rest a troubled childhood. Of course, Izuku isn't the only one with ulterior motives for this trip, and when these motives finally come to light, the boys will discover that sometimes the heaviest baggage isn't physical.
Alternately: Izuku, Katsuki, Eijirou, and Denki embark on a road trip, and it's just as disastrous as you think it'd be.
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The Disastrous Life of Edward C. by weiserr
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Twilight Series - All Media Types
29 May 2020
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Takes place during the events of New Moon. After Edward dumps Bella, he heads to Japan to try and get his mind off of her, but ends up running into resident psychic, Saiki Kusuo. That's it. That's the story.
The crossover nobody asked for—told from Saiki's perspective.
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Midnight Dance by weiserr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2020
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When his gaze falls on Katsuki, he turns away again. “I said I needed space.”
“I know.” Katsuki fiddles with the cuffs of his jacket sleeves. “I just…I don’t want to enter into a new year with anything bad between us.”
Eijirou doesn’t reply immediately, and Katsuki’s heart falls. “Ei, look at me. Please.”
After a moment’s hesitation, the tension seems to leave Eijirou’s shoulders, and the redhead turns his back to the railing. “I don’t want to talk.”
“We don’t have to.” -
This Song is Dumb (And So Am I) by weiserr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Dec 2019
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Katsuki Bakugou had a plan: graduate UA and become the world's greatest hero. Simple enough, right? However, when a villain attack brings to light certain feelings that could hinder Katsuki's rise to the top, he must decide what really matters in life and just how far he'll go to get it.
AKA Katsuki is a disaster who can't handle feelings and Eijirou is just trying to live.
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Honey, If You Love Me by weiserr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jun 2019
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"Bakugou hesitates, a weird look on his face, and for a minute, Eijirou thinks the blond might actually leave.
And then Bakugou’s eyes are on Eijirou, red irises burning with determination, and Eijirou knows he won’t be leaving the common room alive."
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Eijirou stops at the edge of the drop cloth, next to the buckets of paint and collection of brushes and rollers and other miscellaneous supplies. There’s a worn piece of paper there too, a familiar doodle of a house, and as Eijirou bends down to retrieve the drawing, he feels the first tears begin to fall. He looks up and meets Katsuki’s gaze, but when he tries to speak no sounds come out, emotion constricting his throat and choking off his words.
But Katsuki gets it. He glances back at the siding. “I hate this colour,” he says with a shake of his head. “And honestly, I kind of hate this house.” Those eyes are back on Eijirou then, and the redhead feels his heart flutter in its rhythm at the intensity in that gaze, at the passion burning in those crimson irises. “But I love you. I love you so fucking much. And I think that’s enough.”