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After Sirius runs away, Regulus is left behind. He spends his time pining after Remus, bickering with his friends, and... joining an impromptu book club? What?
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slow burn moonwater with background pandalily and rosekiller.
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“That sounds like burnout,” Lily says. “Or emotional labor without reciprocity.”
Pandora brightens. “Oh! That’s a very good phrase.”
Evan snorts. “That sounds like pretending you’re okay when you’re not.”
Pandora tilts her head. “Is that pretending? Or is that just choosing which part of yourself to show?”
Barty points at her. “See, that’s dangerous thinking. That’s how you end up with an identity crisis and a prescription.”
“I already have both,” Evan says cheerfully.
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Regulus, Remus, Lily, Pandora, Barty and Evan meet in mandatory group therapy for the socially unadjusted.
A lot of weed is smoked, feelings happen, everyone brings their baggage, and Poppy is very, very tired. -
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5 things Lily loves about Pandora + 1 thing Pandora loves about Lily.
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When you're out there floundering, Like a lighthouse I will shine by Hse11z5
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
20 Jul 2024
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On the night Edwin is taken from his bed, Charles is there. And Charles will protect him. Always.
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- Part 4 of Dead Boy One Shots
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06 Jun 2026
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He was a lawyer looking to pay someone to fool his family into thinking he was in a relationship, he was an out-of-work musician looking for a paying job... Can I make it any more obvious?
“So, I’ll tell you a bit about myself and the job. Then you can decide if you want to stay to answer my questions. It is very important we both are happy with the situation before we continue.” Oh shit, it’s definitely a sex dungeon. Charles thought to himself. Although, not sure I’d mind him tying me up and- Charles shook his head slightly. Focus.
“Right, no problem.” Charles coughed slightly, still thinking about that dungeon.
“So, as I said in the advert: it is a very simple job but it is also highly unusual. I am looking for a companion, you see.”
“Like, someone to shag?” Charles blurted out before he could help himself.
“Not quite. Believe it or not I am actually able to find my own sexual partners without having to pay them.” Edwin quipped and Charles couldn’t quite tell if he’d offended him.
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06 Jun 2026
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that was great and so sweet;,,,) i do love romcoms
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Baby, you’re a haunted house (better find another superstition) by Hse11z5
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
28 Oct 2024
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“Edwin, what the fuck?” Charles asked as he walked to stand next to Edwin in the near pitch-black. The only light came from the slight flickering of the paused TV- white writing suspended on a black background.
“That was not my doing.” Edwin spoke quietly. “Please tell me you ensured this house was safe before descending on it for your movies?”
“Yeah, of course I did.” Charles said huffily. “Spoke to the locals, no suspicious activity. No hauntings, no creature sightings. Just your run-off-the-mill abandoned house.”
“Then what, prey tell, is that?” Edwin asked. The clock had stopped chiming and there was an eerie quiet, broken by a soft sound coming from upstairs.
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The one where Niko accidentally summons characters from horror films when trying to overcome her fears.][written for Payneland's First Halloween]
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06 Jun 2026
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It's been six months since they spoke, since they touched. Since Edwin made the worst mistake of his afterlife.
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05 Jun 2026
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“Edwin!” the fancy woman calls, hurrying over and lifting the boy from the ground. “Oh, look at the state of you.”
“It is only a bit of dirt, Mother,” he answers, and it’s then that Charles puts it together. Edwin. Edwin Payne, the crown prince of the kingdom, and his mother, Queen Esme. Charles scrambles up so he can kneel in front of her and bow his head. It’s a good thing Mum insisted on teaching him etiquette, in case she ever got that job at the palace laundry.
“Your Majesty,” Charles stammers. He feels very, very small, and very, very poor.
“Who is this? Edwin, what were you doing with this boy?” she asks. “Did he push you down?”
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- Part 4 of A Royal Pain(e)
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01 Jun 2026