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But he hasn’t gotten laid in a while, and the frustration is beginning to get to him. He just needs a girl who’s good looking enough to get him hard and who will sign the stupid NDA so he can finally clear the mental fog that comes with any dry spell, no matter how short. Maybe he should just fuck this girl. She’s pretty, he supposes.
What he really wants, and what gets pushed to the forefront of his mind the longer he goes without hooking up with someone, an evil reminder of what he’s missing, is Oscar.
or: a landoscar happy ending to Lando's Monaco GP 2026 bender
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13 Jun 2026
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Charles doesn’t know how old Max is. Five and twenty, at least. No wonder Lorenzo is fearful. Heat courses shorten and burn out quicker with age. After four years of marriage an omega should’ve long since whelped. It is no surprise then that everyone seems so excited for his marriage and mating. The Lords of Ferrari praying for his happiness, and the whelping of healthy children it should lead to.
If only they had found someone prettier.
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Cuckoo's lay their eggs in other bird's nests.
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15 May 2026
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(1) New Voicemail. Listen?
“Oscahhhhh…” Lando’s imitation of Oscar’s accent lazily called out from the recording.
“Max says. Daniel is the better Australian. I say it’s you. I mean, I love Dan, he’s so fun- so funny, but he’s so old.
No, mate—stop! Bit shite at padel though, he has you there, mate.
And Dan can play the guitar? Can youuu play the guitar, Oscah? Thought not.
Aaaaaand you didn’t answer me when I rang, so I think Dan wins. Sorry, Osc.” DisconnectedOR Lando and Sub!Oscar phone sex. that's it that's the fic
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13 May 2026
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“You’re sick, Oscar Piastri,” Lando says with a shake of his head. “Perv.”
“What would you call yourself, groping me in public like you do?” Oscar returns scathingly.
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the landoscar shoulder squeeze and butt slap in fic form
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30 Apr 2026
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Show Me What You're Doing (Prove To Me That I Don't Need A Fucking Romeo) by screaming_lamb
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
06 Dec 2025
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“He—” Oscar cuts himself off with a gasp as Max's finger finally slides in all the way to the last knuckle, curling slightly to work him open further. “Lando—Lando doesn't like to top.”
Max huffs out a laugh, shaking his head as he slowly works Oscar open. Lando's always been greedy, taking what he wants and leaving others with what little is left. It's obvious now that that would translate to what he's like in bed.
Or, the aftermath of Qatar 2025