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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Okay, maybe we shouldn’t have told him his dad would still love him if he was a nudist,” Fennec says, looking down at the abandoned potato sack garment in the middle of the palace hangar bay floor.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Before we go into this,” Celchu starts, each word cut-glass precise. “Do you have a problem with me?”

    Wedge takes a drink of his caf, raising his eyebrows. That’s- admittedly more direct than he was expecting. “Why would I have a problem with you?”

    “Because I was an Imp?” Celchu says it off-hand, like it’s obvious, but his blue eyes are watching Wedge like a shriek-hawk.

    Still, Wedge can’t stop the snort the escapes him. “You and every other person here. Including Hobbie and Han. You’re not special.”

    If anything the man’s gaze only sharpens. “So it’s personal.”

    “Look, buddy,” Wedge says, mirroring Celchu’s posture, arms folded across his chest. It’s a little trickier to manage without spilling his caf, but he thinks he does okay. “I don’t even know you. I don’t want to know you. You do your job, I’ll do mine. We don’t have to be friends.”

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    19 May 2026

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    Senior padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi’s best friend, Ahsoka, pisses him off. After a few too many drinks, he decides that the perfect way to get revenge is to sleep with her master.

    A sober, hungover Obi-Wan is horrified to remember the plan, and even more horrified to find that Quinlan, perhaps-a-bit-too-eager partner in crime, has no intentions of letting him back out of Operation: Seduce Anakin Skywalker, a foolhardy yet foolproof plan.

    Emphasis, of course, on fool.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    When Vader dies, the Force gives him another chance. It doesn't go as Vader expected.

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    20 Nov 2025

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    Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.

     

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    28 Sep 2025