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    Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.

    Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Peter Parker is a lot of things.
    - a twice-orphaned foster kid
    -a genius (according to his friends and professors)
    -a survivor
    and lottttttssss more.
    Oh yeah! He also happens to be a certain web-slinging Vigilante :D

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    When Peter parker gets accepted to an internship at SI, he doesn't expect to meet TONY STARK!!!
    Much less to be taken on as his personal intern-
    He's met the man as spiderman, yes. But it's one thing to meet him as a chatty vigilante, and another to meet him as a selectively mute foster kid that most people wouldn't give the time of day.
    Can he keep his alter-ego a secret from his new mentor and the merry band of heroes living in his new workplace?
    Or mayyyybeeee will he find a family as certain secrets come to light? :0

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    A very smart but traumatized Peter.
    If you like fics where Peter being a vigilante with vigilante experiences isnt ignored? Pleaseee give this a try.

    I HAVE CREATED A TIKTOK!!!! USERNAME: @screech6542

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    15 Mar 2026

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    When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.

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    The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”

    The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    "Listen, Mr. Rozanov." The general manager is talking out of the side of his mouth, his cigarette dropping ashes all over the hotel table. "We like you. We want you. We understand you are putting yourself under a fair amount of risk here, meeting with us like this. I hope it's obvious that if you play for us, we will set you up for a good life in Canada."

    He pauses, looks Ilya in the eye. "But you have to understand, if you agree to this, you have to be prepared to leave with us right now."

    Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey AU

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    01 Feb 2026