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Aloy limps into the Base after a Pecarry hunt leaves her worse-for-wear and an absolute mess. Seyka gives her partner the loving care and attention that she needs and deserves.
Split into two chapters for your reading enjoyment:
The first chapter is a nice big dollop of Seyloy slice-of-life whipped cream topping -- fluff with a flavorful dusting of spice on top.
The second chapter is the triple chocolate chunk smut-brownie underneath.- Language:
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04 Nov 2025
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shut the fuck up oh my god by fortheloveofgodplsletmein
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
28 Sep 2022
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“What?” You blink owlishly back at her, trying to make sense of what exactly she just said.
Haley scoffs at you, looking severely unimpressed. “I thought you were gonna kiss me—one of those passionate, ‘shut the fuck up’ ones.”
“Oh.” You say, and then, “What?”
“You’re honestly clueless.” She sighs. “Only God knows why I thought you were hot enough to talk to.”
That throws you for another loop. If this is how she treats the people she’s flirting with, how exactly does she treat the people she sincerely cares for? You’re not sure you want to find out. “You’ve been flirting this entire time?”
“Uh, yeah.” Haley rolls her eyes, leveling you with a look that tells you she thinks you're stupid.
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The farmer is upset and Haley cheers her up. (Never mind that Haley was the reason she was upset in the first place.)
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04 Jun 2025
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“Huh” Seyka drawled “I got to be honest, I wasn’t expecting that you had been thinking about me like that the first day we met, but I’m very pleased. I was obviously way too hot for your gay little sex-starved heart to handle.”
Somehow, Aloy blushed even more furiously and let out an indignant scoff, she shoved Seyka’s shoulder “you’re so annoying.”
Aloy and Seyka reunite after a couple weeks of separate missions and get reacquainted.
They also share some pillow talk about their feelings and attraction to each other during their time in the burning shores.Series
- Part 3 of Sailor and Sidekick
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19 May 2025
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Petra learns that Aloy has never had an orgasm and helps her make up for lost time.
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11 Feb 2024
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“By all means, though,” he continues, “if you really wish it, I’ll go back to my watch and leave you be. ...But if it’s all the same to you,” he pauses, leaning in, his lips beside your ear. You can feel his breath against you as he whispers. “I have a mind to take you on every possible surface in this room."
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You fuck Astarion again. That's it. That's the fic.
Also, you're a Tiefling. And there's more than one chapter now. And I'm a huge fuckin' pervert, apparently.
Please see tags for CNs, they're _important._WRITTEN DURING EARLY ACCESS, PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON MY OTHER FICS ASKING FOR UPDATES, I WILL UPDATE ONCE I'VE FINISHED MY FIRST RUNTHROUGH.
CN: There's blood, but in the fun, vampire sex way.- Language:
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06 Oct 2021
