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Omnioculars (a.k.a. Hermione Granger's Fabulous Furry Fanny) by ymer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2024
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Draco Malfoy sees something he is not meant to see, but he's perfectly relaxed about it. It's not a big deal, and he certainly has no fixations whatsoever. He is behaving Normally.
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Draco Malfoy is in his 30s and lives a peaceful life. He does part-time work for the ministry. Longbottom gave him a plant to take care of. His ruts are an inconvenience, but manageable. Life is simple until Hermione Granger’s sudden arrival at the ministry. A mystery concerning alpha and omega scents needs Draco’s alpha nose, and he’s forced into a deeper involvement than he bargained for, but at least he’s not the one who needs saving... right?
“My pheromones are triggering an adrenal rush,” Granger spoke suddenly, putting words to what he was feeling. “A testosterone spike enables you to fight off rivals for my egg. You’ll feel short-tempered and on edge.”
“Granger, this is hardly helping!” Draco snarled, his hand clawing uselessly into the stone wall before covering his face.
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Hermione Granger gets caught staring at Draco Malfoy's crotch.
A/N: A series of smutty one-shots/drabbles set in the same universe.
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Draco Malfoy finds a mysterious spell that starts as a dream before turning into a nightmare.
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Draco needs a release after seeing his penpal, Hermione Granger, for the first time.
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Movements, Contrived and Improvised by HeyJude19 for MrsButlertron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.
A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.
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10 Mar 2023
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Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2021
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Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.
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23 Apr 2022
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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18 Feb 2022
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February 14th is just another day at the office for Hermione Granger.
Shame no one else got the memo.
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22 Jan 2022
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Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. With the captain out of commission on a regular basis and Spock struggling to preserve his stoicism, staying alive is difficult enough – but when a slim chance for escape surfaces, their resolve is truly put to the test. Together they must fight for survival in the heart of an alien jungle, and in the process, uncover the mystery of the planet’s past. Slow build K/S.
Written for the 2011 Star Trek Big Bang on Livejournal - look for links to the mix and art there!
Warnings: Minor character death. Mind control themes and sort-of-zombies. Dark at times due to twisted xenobiological shenanigans. Mild themes of stress-related weight loss. Heaps of TOS references and/or spoilers. Eventual smut. Freakishly long chapters.