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*COMPLETED* It feels good to call her a filthy mudblood. He wants her to waver from the slick of disgust in his voice; for a moment, she does. Then her eyes harden and her nostrils flare; he likes that too.
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08 Jun 2026
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Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? At least Draco can control every detail of the seduction - or can he?
I am attempting Draco’s point of view, so be prepared for foul language, immaturity, and preoccupation with sex. This is what Draco sounds like in my head. :-)
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03 Jun 2026
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Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (Hint: His name rhymes with Braco Gralfoy)
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01 Jun 2026
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F is for Friday, Friends and The Fancying Sense by WhiskyGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2026
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“You need to stop!” She finally managed to gasp after several thick swallows, once her pipes were cleared.
“Wh-” she didn’t let him question her as she slammed her fork down on the kitchen island.
“I- I know you’re not doing it on purpose, Malfoy, and it’s fine in the pub where it’s neutral territory- but we’re in your kitchen, and I can see your socks, and that’s very intimate, and how you’re acting- like- like you like me, it’s making me think things and- it’s confusing. Is this because I mentioned the thing about human contact and the milkman earlier?” She took a heaving breath and wished to all the gods she had just kept the chicken in her mouth. “Sorry,” she finally spoke after a tense silence, “I didn’t mean to shout.”
Draco Malfoy blinked at her for a solid minute. It looked as though he was picking over every word she’d vomited at him. “I do like you,” he finally said, in a very neutral tone.
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A funny little one-shot where Hermione is Autism Coded and Draco is Smitten.
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- Part 6 of The A to Z of Dramione
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27 May 2026
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Hermione’s plans for the evening were to finish up patrol duty, head back to her room, and fall into a fitful sleep.
Ending up trapped in an empty classroom, wandless, and at Draco Malfoy’s mercy completely ruined said plans.
Really, it’s only fair she ruins his too.
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03 May 2026