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    Good morning, Elsie! Daddy has something important to teach you today.

    I'm terrible at summaries.

    Rickman is tagged because of matching aesthetic, this character isn't him but could play him on tv. I keep some characters nondescript for ease in self insert for readers, so you can pick whichever tall guy with an aquiline nose and a perfect voice you care to cast in the role.

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    29 May 2026

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    What was supposed to be a hookup turns into Shane’s worst mistake when he encounters an insane alpha.

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    07 May 2026

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    Shane let out a put-upon sigh and stepped into Dr. Terry's office, closing the door behind him. “So, I was really nauseous this morning. Threw up a little. And Ilya is making me come talk to you about it.”

    Terry quirked an eyebrow at him. “Husband Ilya or Captain Rozanov?”

    “Both.”

    “Oof.” Terry gestured at him to take a seat. “You sure you’re not dying, bud?"

    (formerly titled: at the top of the mohs scale)

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is the star college hockey player at Boston University. He's in his sophomore year, has just been announced as the Captain for the upcoming 2008-2009 season -- life is great.

    Shane Hollander is a freshman, living in a dorm room with Hayden Pike and going to all of his classes. He studies at the library, listens to Hayden's ramblings about his fraternity, gets coffee with his childhood best friend Rose, and signs up to be a tutor for the hockey team.

    Love persists in all their universes.

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    “I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke on campus.” Shane mutters, glancing up at the cigarette, then back at the guy’s eyes.

    The guy snorts.

    “Da. Good thing we are not on campus. I am Ilya.” He holds out his hand.

    Shane eyes it, then slowly reaches out with his own. He could smell vodka? on the guy’s breath. Some sort of alcohol, at least. He wasn’t super familiar with the assortments.

    But, he doesn't want to be rude. That was one thing he wasn’t.

    “Il-ya,” he says, “My name is Shane.”

    “Shane.” Ilya repeats.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    14 Apr 2026