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luigi added hunkalunk, iconic, mario, mermaidboi, theblackparade, and thedadfriend to queers™
luigi: okay queers we finally have a group chat.
hunkalunk: i can't tell if this will be an awful or amazing idea.
mermaidboi: obviously its both.
mario: katie what the fuck is good
luigi: ???
mario: your heathen of a lizard is on my pillow i just wanted a peaceful weekend home and i get this
luigi: arthur isn't a heathen you shit head
mario: swearing? in my good christian suburbs?
thedadfriend: Matt eat shit, all you do is swear.
mario: she's f i f t e e n
luigi: one of my earliest memories is from when i was five and you swore in front of me and you were 15 at the time
mario: eat ass
iconic: I would say you all are childish but I act the same way.
mermaidboi sent cutie.jpeg to queers™
mermaidboi: look at my fucking
mermaidboi: beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, talented boyf at work in welding
theblackparade: Why are you in the welding room?
mermaidboi: our class got split up I not different class rooms because we couldn't get a sub for coran fast enough
mermaidboi: and i got placed with the best boy in the world <3
luigi: gross you two are too cute for me
iconic: I strive for Hunk and Lance's relationship.
thedadfriend: @ Matt we need to take notes.
mario: high schoolers cant beat us
theblackparade: They can and they will.
theblackparade: No one can beat Hunk and Lance.
theblackparade: Hance if you will.
hunkalunk: y'all lance is fucking dead everyone in the class is staring at him while he's laying on the floor straight up dead.
luigi: he's lucky we're not in iversons
thedadfriend: That asshole still works there?
iconic: Yea but he teaches math now. Hunk, Lance, Pidge, and I all have him for second.
mario: i love seeing katie is with you guys
mario: my smart and beautiful sister who skipped two grades
mermaidboi: pidge is one of the smartest people i know
theblackparade: Who are the others?
mermaidboi: hunk and my queen allura.
iconic: @ lance <3
mermaidboi: @ allura <3
thedadfriend: Keith you're km class get off your phone.
theblackparade: No fuck you.
luigi: i can feel shiro giving his phone the dad look.
thedadfriend: Keith you have to pay attention.
theblackparade: Hunk, Lance, Allura, and Pidge are all in class too.
thedadfriend: They're all heathens and also I'm your brother.
theblackparade: Fine.
mario: you should get off your phone is class katie
luigi: no eat shit matt
mario: i tried
thedadfriend: You asked once?
mario: 1) she is a goblin who can't be controlled
mario: 2) i don't care if she's on her phone or not because she's smart and can multitask
luigi: a true friend
mermaidboi: f u c k
iconic: ??
mermaidboi: its hunk
thedadfriend: What happened to Hunk?
mermaidboi: he's jut fucking,,, has the nerve
mermaidboi: to be perfect,, and fucking exist
mermaidboi: he just fucking like did the half laugh thing he does
mermaidboi: and smiled really big and blushed
mermaidboi: and looked at me with stars in his eyes
mermaidboi: i can't fucking breath you guys
hunkalunk: i think i killed him
hunkalunk sent HEDEAD.jpeg to queers™
luigi: hes about to cry isn't he
hunkalunk: a tear just rolled down his cheek
iconic: I'm so fucking done with you two. How are you guys so in love?
hunkalunk: we've know know each other since we were five and started dating summer before freshman year
mermaidboi: we had our three year anniversary on my birthday
hunkalunk: i fucking love you so much
mermaidboi: i love you too
mario: we're never gonna beat them shiro
thedadfriend: Thats true we never will.
luigi: have you guys told your parents yet?
mermaidboi: we told hunks moms halfway through sophomore year but we're gonna tell my parents this winter
mario: are you nervous?
mermaidboi: yea
hunkalunk: we know they accept lgbt people considering lance has already came out once to the and they love matt and shiro but we're still nervous. telling my lesbian moms was easier than telling his straight parents.
luigi: we get you fam
mario: we got your back
iconic: Y'all are going to be fine and its going to turn out fantastic. Coran can come and help if you want. He offered to come to have adult help.
mermaidboi: why isn't he here? and aren't you at school how do you know?
iconic: Lance he is literally my uncle I'm texting him right now. Also he got really sick like two minutes before 1st period started so Mr. Ulaz made him go home.
theblackparade: DID SOMEONE SAY THE NAME OF MY FATHER?????
luigi: WHAT THE FUCK YOU WEREN'T EVEN READING THE CHAT?
theblackparade: I LOVE MY DADS THATS WHY
thedadfriend: Sometimes I forget that Ulaz and Thace adopted Keith.
theblackparade: I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH THEY'RE SUCH GOOD DADS I LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS SHIRO
thedadfriend: They really are both such good people.
iconic: You guys wanna come over for dinner this weekend? Coran is inviting all of you and Keith is coming down for the weekend so he's inviting Ulaz and Thace.
theblackparade: IM DOWN
theblackparade: IM SO EXCITED TO SEE MY DADS
thedadfriend: Keith its been a week
theblackparade: EAT ASS I LOVE MY DADS