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6 July 13:42
John Lennon named the group chat “johnny and the moondicks”
John Lennon added Paul McCartney
John Lennon added George Harrison
John Lennon added Pete Best
John: oh shit
John Lennon removed Pete Best
John Lennon added Richard Starkey
Richard: nice one john
John: :)
George: what’s this for????
John: it’s just a group chat
so we can like
talk
in a group
Paul McCartney deleted the group chat name
John: you’re a twat
Paul: :)
George: can i mute this or is it important
are we trying to arrange something ???????
hello???
John: what’s up
George: you literally made this chat wtf
John: oh yeah sorry
just thought it was a nice idea
for talking
and that
Paul: We see each other every day, is this strictly necessary?
John: fuck off
it’s nice
we’re one big happy family
Richard: but not pete though haha
George: pete’s gonna kick off about that you know John
Paul: George, did you not block him?
George: yeah
Paul: Then how exactly is he going to kick off?
George: he’s gonna start indirecting us on twitter and i cba with the beef
Richard: i feel a bit bad :( :( :( :(
shall we just add him?
John: yeah let’s add stuart as well !!!!
Paul: Erm how about no.
Let’s not.
George: nah ringo don’t worry
he’s a nob anyway
John Lennon changed Paul McCartney’s nickname to “sex gladiator”
George: can we not
sex gladiator: I mean, he’s not wrong…
Richard: hahahahahahahaha
Richard Starkey changed his nickname to “ringo”
ringo: that’s more like it!
ringo changed his nickname to “Ringo***”
Ringo***: even better!
sex gladiator: I don’t get it
John: ringo sex?
ringo fuk?
sex gladiator: Ringo [generic expletive]?
Ringo***: there stars
as in ringo starr
sex gladiator: where stars?
George: he means they’re stars
John: ringo carn’t spell
Ringo***: let me LIVE
George: isn’t it your birthday tomorrow rings?
Ringo***: yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: we’re playing birkenhead tomorrow tho
Ringo***: can't think of a better way to spend it!
George: we can do somethin after ?
Ringo***: sounds good to me!
sex gladiator: Aw happy birthday for tomorrow!
John: pub?
Ringo***: okay!
thank you paul!!!!
sex gladiator: No problem!
6 July 19:37
sex gladiator: John, do you want to come to mine tomorrow before we need to leave?
John: yeah gwan then
sex gladiator: Come for about 3?
John: sure thing sugar tits
sex gladiator changed John Lennon’s nickname to “Hot Shit”
Hot Shit: wow i’m flattered thank you
sex gladiator: It’s not a compliment, you stupid prick
Hot Shit: you love me
sex gladiator: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hot Shit: thought we were changin that to “yes yes yes”
sex gladiator: Ah yes, sorry
My dad will be so pleased
Hot Shit: gotta love jim
it’s a shame jim don’t gotta love me
did you figure out what chord you were after on that other middle eight ???
sex gladiator: Oops, no
I think it sounds fine as it is?
Hot Shit: why don’t we change the C to that one that’s like
not a c
sex gladiator: Which do you mean?
Hot Shit: you know the one
bRRRingG
sex gladiator: D7?
Hot Shit: ding ding ding we have a winner
sex gladiator: We’ll talk about it tomorrow?
Hot Shit: okydoke
George: do u actually realise that me and ringo are still here
Hot Shit: paul do you wanna come to mendips instead??? mimi’s out all day
George: are you being serious rn
sex gladiator: Yep, can do
George: i literally hate you both
Ringo***: elsie wants to know if any of you want feeding before we head o’er the river :-)
George: what’s cookin?
sex gladiator: Yes please!
Ringo***: I think she was going to do steak and kidney puds
But I’m not sure
George: count me in
Ringo***: fab!!! i’ll let her know, she’s not seen you in ages! she loves u more than she loves me lol!
Hot Shit: i love her too ;)))))))))
sex gladiator: You are singlehandedly the most disgusting person I’ve ever met.
Hot Shit: dw macca i love you and all
can i come over now for a bit?
sex gladiator: No
Hot Shit: pls
sex gladiator: No
Hot Shit: on my way be there in five
sex gladiator: Ffs.
George: is she making anything else?
Ringo***: just gonna grab some chips from the chippy
George: mushy peas???
Ringo***: of course!!!
George: i’m quite looking forward to it now
Hot Shit: @sex gladiator i’m outside let me in
sex gladiator: Ok
George: ringo is there gonna be anything for dessert?
Ringo***: think she might have got me a cake but not sure ! cilla was over before helping make something!
George: i love elsie
Hot Shit changed George Harrison’s nickname to “scavvy the scavenger”
scavvy the scavenger left the group chat
Hot Shit: let him leave the whingey little sod
sex gladiator added George Harrison to the group chat
George: excuse me
Hot Shit: so glad to have you back !!!!!!!! we missed you so much!!!
sex gladiator: (I’m so sorry)
8 July 02:24
George: where are you’s??
oi
hellooooo
sex gladiator: toilets
Hot Shit: toilets
George: nice
8 July 02:54
sex gladiator: @George @Ringo*** where are yuo two>
George: smoking area
sex gladiator: we’’re coming now
Hot Shit: tmi paul
sex gladiator: shutt upp
Ringo***: paul carn’t spell!
8 July 05:54
sex gladiator: I love you guys sm
Ringo***: we love you too paul!!
George: @Hot Shit are you with paul??
Hot Shit: always
George: keep an eye on him he’s fuckin leathered
sex gladiator: ‘m not I’m jst jolly!
Hot Shit: he threw up on the bus home
twice
George: sweet lord
we’re playin the cavern later don’t forget
get him some alka seltzer
Hot Shit: we’re all tucked up in bed now don’t u worry urself pet
he’s cuddling a sick pan
who said romance was dead
Ringo***: is he alright???
sex gladiator: im fine!
Hot Shit sent an image to the group chat
Hot Shit: he’s a mess
George: isn’t that pan for cooking
is that actual vomit inside it
is he crying????
sex gladiator: jhon!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m laughing not crying! Im fine!
Hot Shit: he keeps saying he loves us so much
he’s been crying for the last half an hour tbh
Hot Shit changed the group chat picture
sex gladiator: pls stope
Ringo***: go to sleep paul!!!
Sex gladiator: :(:(:(:(:((::(:(::(:(:(::((::(:(:(::(:((:(((((
sex gladiator changed the group chat name to “Best Friends<3<3<3”
Ringo***: awwwwwwww
Hot Shit: jesus christ
Ive taken his phone off him dw
night folks sweet dreams
Ringo***: peace and love x x x x x x
George: can I leave this chat now please
Hot Shit: no
George: fml
8 July 12:31
sex gladiator: Ringo can you please send the pictures from last night?
Hot Shit: someones about to cry to instagram about how much he loves his Best Friends<3<3<3
Ringo*** sent 38 images to “Best Friends<3<3<3”
sex gladiator: Thank you!
Ringo***: are you feeling better now pauL?
sex gladiator: Fresh as a daisy
Hot Shit: he’s taken 4 paracetamol in the last 20 minutes
George: fuck
have you’s seen pete’s twitter??
Hot Shit: nah he’s on private and i unfollowed him lol
George: me too but our harry’s just showed me it
George Harrison sent a screenshot to “Best Friends<3<3<3”
sex gladiator: It’s not loading
What did he say?
George: “tfw your supposed best friends add you to a group chat then remove you straight away lmao x”
sex gladiator: Sigh
George: cba
Hot Shit: i’ll knock him out lol
Ringo***: nooo don’t
he’s just upset
he’ll get over it i hope!
sex gladiator: George, am I alright to come over in about an hour?
George: yeah if you want
Hot Shit: shit paul i left my boxers at yours
George: erm
sex gladiator: You’re a menace
If my dad finds them he’ll kill me
And you
And everything in his path
Hot Shit: i’ll pay him for his laundry services????
sex gladiator: I’ll bring them with me to the Cavern later
Wash them yourself you tramp
Hot Shit: ok
i love u
sex gladiator: I love you too
George: paul can i borrow your sick pan
sex gladiator: Why?
George: no reason
8 July 21:07
sex gladiator: Shit
George
Are you okay?
Ringo***: im with him he’s doing fine
bought him some frozen peas
Ringo*** sent an image to “Best Friends<3<3<3”
Ringo***: LOOK i think he might have a black eye!!
sex gladiator: John might have to borrow them, we’re still in the Cavern
Ringo***: what hapened?!?!?!?!
sex gladiator: John defending his masculinity
As per
Hot Shit: one of the little scrotes mates started heckling paul
the little fucking tramps
George: stealing my limelight i see
get into my first fight and john’s gotta one up me
nice
Hot Shit changed George Harrison’s nickname to “Muhammad Ali”
Hot Shit: there you go son
we’re all very proud of you
Muhammad Ali deleted his nickname
George: thanks
sex gladiator: Ringo, are you okay? I’m really sorry about that guy, what a prick
Ringo***: im fine don’t worry about me!! i just feel bad that george took the wrap :(
sex gladiator: Are you two still outside?
Ringo***: yeah opposite the atm !
sex gladiator: Cool, we’re on our way out now!
George: john you’re not getting a go of my peas
get your own
Hot Shit changed George Harrison’s nickname to “selfish piece of shit”
selfish piece of shit: i’ll knock you out and all if you carry on lennon
sex gladiator: At this point, George, I’d actively encourage you to.