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YEET. Today was Christmas eve, Lapis and Peridot were both very excited, they'd never celebrated CHRISTMAS before. Today and tomorrow would change their lives forever.
Lapis and Peridot sat by the Christmas tree, gosh the poor thing, being knocked over with great force by Lapis' mighty water powers, being dragged into this barn which saw barely any sunlight, then being raped by many colorful glass balls and lights, it felt hot, "eND My suffERINg" it screamed into nothingness, no one could hear it.
"golly gee isn't it beautiful Lapis?" Peridot said, not taking her eyes off the disaster of a Christmas tree.
"uh, yeah sure." Lapis didn't really give two shits about the tree, what she really cared about were the bright and colorful wrapped boxes under it.
Peridot noticed Lapis staring at the gifts and she remembered something, "Lapis, Fat fuc-- I mean Steven, told me that on Christmas eve you're allowed to open one present" Peridot paused for a second. "would you like to...open one?"
Lapis suddenly pushed Peridot to the side knocking her to the ground, getting on her knees and looking at the boxes, before picking out a medium sized present decorated with several bows.
She turned to Peridot who sat up and looked at the box. "This one." Lapis said. "oh uh okay then, open it"
Lapis did just that, tearing open the packaging with great force. She was very disappointed at what she saw, a framed picture of all the gems, Steven, Amethyst, Garnet, Pearl, and Lapis, oh and a cut out picture of Peridot glued to the side of the picture. "Bitch the fuck is this i wanted something useful".
"You don't like Steven's gift?" Peridot asked, confused.
"I'll look at it every day." Lapis said hugging the picture, now knowing the gift was from Steven.
"What about you Peridot? Aren't you gonna open one?" Lapis asked.
"oh! uh no i think i'll wait until tomorrow" Peridot said, shuffling closer to Lapis and resting her head on her arm. "Okay well Merry Christmas eve Peridot" Lapis said, wrapping an arm around Peridot,
"You too, Lapis."