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"Daddy... we want ice cream before bed tonight!!"
"Uh huh. And who are 'we' hopsey?"
"Me, Ford, and Timmy!!"
"Really, baby? You know how I feel about sugar on bedtime eh?"
"But... But daaaddyyy... Timmy wants it too..."
"Timmy..."
"Whaaa?? Meee?"
"Dude, you're supposed to help me here.."
*whisper in low voice* "but I want ice cream too..." *pouts*
"See?? Daddy!! Daddy!! Ice creaaammmm!!"
"Calm down, kiddos... Gosh, and I haven't even given you any sugar yet..."
"So, we'll have ice cream tonight??"
"Is this how you asking for things, kid?" *starts to give up*
"Oookaaayyy... Can we have some ice cream tonight, please daddy? Ford, come on!"
"Pleaseeee dadddyyyy..."
"Just the two of you?" *Stare at flustered Timmy*
"Timmy... You want ice cream too? Say it"
"Errr... Nope, Harper. Not gonna happen"
*Armie starts to giggle*
"But, Timmy... Ice creaammm... Just say please daddy"
"Oh Jesus fu... Fine! Ice cream, p..pplease"
*Armie giggles harder* "Please what?"
*glares* "I'm so gonna kick your aa..." *deep breathe* "please... DADDY"
"OKAY THEN, EVERYBODY GETS ICE CREAM WOOHOO!!"
*both kids are practically over the moon*
"YAAAYYY!!! ICE CREAAAMMM!!"
*whisper* "you dick.. I hate you.."
*whisper back* "no.. you love me.. and my ice cream"