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*soft knocking*
"daddy...?"
"ughh.. what? Whaa..? Ford? what are you doing here boy?"
"daddy, can I sleep with you and Teemee? Thunder is scaaryyyy..."
"oh, sweetie.. come over here... Just jump.. jump... Careful, don't step on Timmy"
*steps on Timmy anyway*
"holy.. whatt?? Ow ow ow ow"
"sorry, Teemeee... Kiss kisss!! cuddle?"
"cuddle..? Oh, Ford baby, thunder scares you?Aawwww... Come here.."
"bedtime story, daddy!!"
"no. sleep"
"no daddy. Story!!"
"oookaaaay... Timmy go for it!! You're da best babe!!" *goes back sleeping*
"Really..." *Sigh*
"so... there's a boy, with curly hair and blue eyes..."
"curly hair and blue eyes?"
"uh huh..."
"like your hair and daddy's eyes?"
"wait..."
"are you making babies? Is the boy my brother?"
"okay... Weird... WEIRD... ARMIE!!" *flying kick Armie's butt*
"WHAT?? OWWW MY BUTT!!"
"daddy, are you making babies with teemee?"
*dumbstruck*
"........whoooo told you about this thing Fordie? Making babies what?"
"Hopsey said when two people love each other, they make babies.."
"whaa?? Oh crap.. how to.. mmm... Okay listen Ford. Timmy and I can't make babies because... Mmm... Because... We're not married yet!! Right Timmy??"
*nods nods nods* "uuhh... yeah..."
"so get married!! I want a baby brother with curly hair and blue eyesss"
"oh. My. God... Well, okay we will... We will"
"WE WILL???" - Timmy
"YOU WILL??" - Fordie
(OMG THEY WILL?? - me lol)
"Yes!! I mean, you do want to marry me right?"
"well I do... But.."
"yaaaayyy!! Daddy and teemee will get marrieeedddd!! Okay, let's sleep. I'm sleepy now"
"................."
"wtf did just happen?"
*Armie shrugged* "thunderstorm? Fate? Guess we'll get married soon?"
"oh shut up, you dork!!"