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Dio was strolling like he did in that other piece of shit fanfic and he went to that bakery again.
"One bagel please" he purred like a kitten, it kinda weirded out the baker but he was like "ok"
He got out his clammpy clamps and clamped on the bagel dio pointed at, it was a plain but still cool bagel.
The baker puts in a baggie and hands it to Dio. He slides a crispy pound the bakers way and he gets outta there while the baker says "Come again!"
Dio chuckled to himself and started looking fierce "Oh...I will...Hharhar"
Back at da mansion Dio finds his kinda brother Jonathan sitting in the bathtub, lactating as usual. "Good morning to you, Dio!" The cheerful guy waves.
Dio was kinda grossed out but accepted that Jonathan lactates, when you spend time around people for long you begin to understand the weird things they do.
"Jonathan Joestar, I'm going to my room with this bagel and I don't want to be disturbed ok!!!!!" Dio laid down the law but will Jonathan accept?
Jonathan was curious, if hes gonna eat that bagel why doesn't he just go to the kitchen instead of comung up the stairs to eat it in his room?
"Dio..." Jonathan began, "What ab out the crumbs?"
"Don't worry it'll be ok." reassured Dio. He left his not really brother alone in the bathtub were he continued to lactate and wonder.
That Dio slammed his bed room door and threw that bagel on the pillow of his bed. He took off his coat and rolled onto the same bed righyt up next to the bagal for som
pillow talk. "I saw you in that bakery, baby..." He talked lovingly to the bagel and began to kiss it right in the hole. "You are the most beautiful babegal Ive ever seen..................."
He stuck his tongue though like he was frenchin it, he was starting to get hot so he ripped off his shirt and pants and even underwear.
"oohghffggg yeah ughhhhhh" he said softly to his bagel as he was getting really hard. "Uhhhhhhgghggffdgfgfdbgfhfdgrfdgv baby... please!!!" He stuck his d though the hole and
fucked that bagel raw. He was shouting and sighing and moaning and making so much noise and Jonathan was able to hear it all cuz the bathroom was like right next door.
Jonathan started to feel a little uncomfortable. "Is, is he doing what I think hes doing?" his nipples splurted some milk as dios bed head or whatever that shit was called
(I just looked it up it's called a bed headboard) was slammin against the wall.
"Is he fucking that bagel?" Jonathan was right, Dio was making sweet sloppy love to a delicious bagel. Dio's cheeks were flushed and his body was sweaty and drippy and his dick was gonna blow at any second, "How bout a little cream cheese, honey?" he cleverly said as he coated the bagal
with his exploded cock juice that scientists call "cum". He fell forward onto his pillow with ass in da air panting and biting it while smailing like a happy son of a bitch. That bagel rocked his world
and he will never have sex as good as this ever again.
Dio went down to the kitchen for breakfast with his not pal Jonathan. "Here Jonathan I made you breakfast." He attempted to offer his used bagel but Jonathan waved his hand and said "Thats ok Dio that bagels cold, plus I have my own breakfast." Jonathan held up a pitcher of mystery milk. The pitcher looked like this: http://www.artfire.com/uploads/product/2/352/63352/5063352/5063352/large/heifer_pitcher_milk_cup_-__83c819ec.jpg
These guys are fuckin nasty.