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SYLVAIN'S PHONE
ingrid thee stallion
hey ingrid do you have the $10 bucks you owe me for the pizza last week
just kidding oh goddess can you imagine if i actually expected you to pay me back for shit
if you say “bucks” do you need the dollar sign
what
what did you actually want
do you know if dimitri is seeing anybody
...
don't you two live together
yeah
so can't you just ask him
not yet
??
the guy's still here
SYLVAIN
what guy on the goddess
DEDUE?!?!?
no ugh that's why i was wondering
wtf okay
what are they doing
idk they're in the living room
i'm in my room because i got scared
it is not like you at all to have that kind of social grace
um it may have been a little more basely motivated
the guy is hot 🥺
...
🤷🏻
...
sorry that's why i was asking
what kind of hot?
huh?
like what type is he? pretend i give a single shit about how hot a guy is for a second
uh… small dark and handsome
but also this weird vibe that he might kill me idk how to explain it
oh goddess
it's felix
yeah that's what dimitri said! do you know him?
🗡
😟
INGRID'S PHONE
Dorothea
you are not gonna believe this
Ugh, spill babe. I need something exciting today.
Ferdie has been making me crazy this week thinking co-director means equal authority.
ugh he's stupid
I know! Not like you, my smart and beautiful angel. 🥰❤️
Now tell me what I'm not going to believe!
Aside from how lucky I am to be with someone like you.
😳😊🥰
anyways you know my friend dimitri
the blond guy
How could I forget the bolognese incident? I remember him.
oh man i forgot that one
they all blend together
Like the sauce definitely did NOT blend with his shirt when he 🤮. Poor baby.
in many ways yes he is
anyways (again)
sylvain says he brought a guy home
WHAT?!?!
yeah
he says it's felix
...not Dedue?
🙄
Who's Felix again?
the rude one who never wears anything but athleisure
Hmm. Not ringing a bell. Has he ever barfed up bolognese and tequila?
he would NEVER
i feel like if felix ever threw up it would just be like… a fully formed rock
anyway i feel like i want to step in, dimitri doesn’t need another emotionally damaging hookup you know?
I really don’t know, but what I do know is that these guys never listen to you, Ingrid. So maybe don’t waste your breath and let them make their dumb mistakes.
but then they come crying to me about it afterwards and i hate that
better to scold now maybe
I know someone who would be much more attentive to a scolding from you… 😉😘
😳🥵
see you later
you're right i shouldn't get involved
wh*re
i told dorothea i'm not getting involved
so this definitely isn’t me telling you to just ask dimitri about it if you’re curious
and it really for sure is certainly not me being worried that dimitri cannot handle someone like felix
🤐🤫
love ya ingy
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
brown hair tinder
you are a good girlfriend to ingrid you know that?
Why does that woman never listen to me?
…at least if she insists on putting herself out there for you fools keep me in the loop.
deal
do you know this guy btw?
dorothea?
Unless he's covered himself in regurgitated pasta sauce I don't remember any of you.
i never did that
man that was disgusting thanks for reminding me 🤢
You're a special case, Sylvain. Self-recognition in the other, if you will.
Hold on, I'll ask Ingrid to show me a picture.
if you've all hung out with this dude how the hell do i not know him it's weirding me out
...hmm.
I can see why you're interested.
And I don't know - Ingrid says he's not really social.
wow an endorsement from ms. dorothea 😜 dimitri is a lucky guy
or he would be
if he would just ask dedue out
And on that I am fully on your side. Sure I’ve never met him but Dimitri is all about him.
ingrid thee stallion
so???
?
hello did you ask dimitri yet?
oh right yeah no i didn't
it's been like three days i'm losing it here
you could ask him
i told dorothea i wouldn't get involved
plus again you live together
just ask
👯
^that's dimitri and me now
👺💀
^that's dimitri and me if i bother him about his personal life
where is dedue when you need him
i don't wanna bother him with this tbh 😕
he actually likes dimitri right so like i don’t wanna rub this in his face if this felix guy is for real
it's so weird that you two don't know each other have i mentioned that
but yeah i get what you're saying
...
...
...unless
unless?
unless this is perfect because "this felix guy" is just dimitri's friend
oh boy call me claude because i am scheming
are you single 😍
shut up i'm gonna run this by annette and then i'll get back to you
if you scheme without me i will end our friendship
not kidding
scorched earth
ugh fine i'll make a group chat
ANNETTE'S PHONE
schemin 👹👼😈
Ingrid 😊
annette! i truly hate to do this to you but i have a favor to ask
i'm already vibrating guys omg what are we doing???!?!
Sylvain 😊
gonna get dimitri and dedue together
😍🥰🥰😍🥰💘💞💕💕💞💖
I AM IN
Sylvain 😊
you’re so dependable 😙
Ingrid 😊
stop it
😊😊
Ingrid 😊
i'm muting the group if you don't stop
Sylvain 😊
ingy you made the group
INGY 🥰😍 so cute omg
Ingrid 😊
is it not enough for one person to sling that indignity at me
annette is felix seeing anyone right now
😳🤯 whatttt is he seeing someone?
did you see him with someone???
ASHE??!?
Sylvain 😊
who's ashe
how do you all know each other being this much older is brutal
Ingrid 😊
nah not ashe
doesn't he have his hands full with that couple already?
Sylvain 😊
WHO IS ASHE
ohhhh you're right i'm silly
i'll just ask him hold on!
Ingrid 😊
see sylvain?
you can just ask
Sylvain 😊
i am asking right now who the fuck ashe is and we all see how well that’s going
Felix 😊
heyyy felix!
wdyw
aside from a translation guide for your acronyms? 😇
...
ugh okay don't be mad but i want to ask you something!
it's nothing big i was just curious
just wondering
you know
are you like
seeing anyone?
🙈
schemin 👹👼😈
guys i think he blocked me 🥺
Ingrid 😊
he'd never do that to you
Sylvain 😊
someone block you? neverrrrr
maybe i'm barking up the wrong tree
Ingrid 😊
...
🤦
wait
i thought this was about dimitri
Sylvain 😊
oops
omg SYLVAIN
do you like felix????
Sylvain 😊
i literally barely know him! calm down
he's been to our apartment like twice
Ingrid 😊
which is in fairness more times than you’ve ever seen another person you wanna bone
oooo get him girl
Sylvain 😊
woof
he is hot though
call me a pokemon because i am looking for the trade
Ingrid 😊
i'm blocking you
Felix 😊
no
🙀
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
schemin 👹👼😈
carly rae jr
HE SAID NO
sorry for no context lol felix said he's not seeing anyone
DEDUE TIME
carly rae jr
and felix time 😉
dedue first then i'll smash
or whatever
ingrid thee stallion
hey sylvain
hey ms galatea
this is kind of weird for me to say maybe
but if you do smash felix
can you be like... cool about it?
you're both my friends, and dimitri's friends
and i care about you guys
and i'll end you if you ruin anything
cross my heart and hope to die
love you ingrid
😊
schemin 👹👼😈
carly rae jr
gross!!!!!
but i wanna see dimitri and dedue happy so what are we doing
hello?!? don't leave me all alone!
ingrid thee stallion
sorry sorry here's my plan
it's going to be amazing i know it
carly rae jr
yes ingrid!!!
ingrid thee stallion
sylvain is going to get felix's number from dimitri
okay i already see a problem
carly rae jr
do we really think he'll give it to him?
wow annette like i agree but you don't have to say it 😢
carly rae jr
sorryyyy
ingrid thee stallion
she's right so you'll have to ask exactly the right way
but dimitri has to know you’re talking to him otherwise it’ll end up weird i just Feel It
okay so then what
ingrid thee stallion
so here's the thing
dimitri is so oblivious
and dedue is like SO respectful about it
and like mad in love
carly rae jr
yeah that too
ingrid thee stallion
okay but my point stands
anyway they will each need a silent hand to guide them to each other, pulling the strings
a friend they trust
almost like dimitri trusts felix and dedue for whatever reason trusts you sylvain
💔
you girls are making me suffer today
carly rae jr
a new girl makes you suffer every day! 😇
💔💔💔💔💔
ingrid thee stallion
focus!
anyway i don’t care how it happens but you and felix are going to get those fools together some way somehow
and then like beatrice and benedick you’ll fall in love on the sidelines
whoa
let's take it easy
carly rae jr
well, they at least smashed 🤷🏻
better
picture our hands in a stack and i yell BREAK
ingrid thee stallion
🤚
carly rae jr
🖐
✊
thanks ladies let's get this bread
dime piece 👑
hey dimitriiii
Sylvain, you’re not answering me but I’m literally sitting right across from you.
Can't you just talk to me?
actually no
it's phone related
Consider me intrigued.
Oh, by the way, did you remember to get a bag of rice at the store yesterday by any chance?
Ashe’s cat swatted my phone into the sink while I was doing dishes at his place and it’s not looking good.
ALL RIGHT WHO THE FUCK IS ASHE
sorry wow ignore that
don't give me that look
it's been a long week
I thought you knew him! I’ll have to invite him over. Maybe without Caspar and Linhardt. They’re a lot to take in at once.
sounds great
actually good lead in to my question
that guy felix that you've been having over is pretty cool
Ah, yes! I noticed you two were getting along last time he was here. Who’d have thought I would befriend the only two people on earth who have seen the Lord of the Rings movies more than once?
there are… plenty of people who’ve… you know what never mind
anyway i was wondering if you think it would be cool with him if you gave me his number
for when i want a nerd movie night but your jockliness and her majesty the lady jock just want to watch hoosiers again
I don’t even especially like Hoosiers! It was just the only DVD I had for a time when we first moved in.
have you ever heard of netflix
or like piracy
whatever i just know if i watch chariots of fire again my aneurysm will burst
It is an inspiring film!
No, I don't think Felix would mind. Not more than he minds most things. Just... don't annoy him, all right? He's got a bit of a temper.
sure thing boss
felix 🥵
hey felix! this is sylvain, dimitri's roommate
i got your number from him
don't be mad at him i basically forced him to give it to me
anyway i told him it was so we can plan to watch gattaca and shit together but really it’s because i want your help getting dimitri and dedue to hook up
we'll be like bellatrix and benedict
who?
i don't know, ingrid said something about them
no i mean who is this?
...dimitri's roommate?
ingrid thee stallion
💔💔💔😭😭😭💔💔💔
felix 🥵
i have red hair?
i was kidding. i know who you are.
ingrid thee stallion
?????
oh wait never mind we're good
felix 🥵
oh thank the goddess
didn't peg you for a joker
anyway are in on operation dimitri and dedue: together forever?
okay we can workshop the name i'm not married to it
unlike dimitri and dedue will eventually be
ingrid thee stallion
i'm fucking floundering here ingrid
who is this guy
I am not getting involved.
nice try dorothea but fine i'll try elsewhere
schemin 👹👼😈
mayday mayday
carly rae jr
already???
ingrid thee stallion
I'm putting you all on do not disturb
carly rae jr
ingrid?!?
it's her girlfriend ignore her
annette i think i'm already bombing
carly rae jr
how?? what even happened!??
i got his number from dimitri
and he made a joke that he forgot who i was
and now he's not responding to my recruitment
maybe he doesn’t care about dimitri and dedue in which case why am i wasting my time
carly rae jr
felix made a joke???
and he remembered you?!?!?
🙊
is that bad
ingrid thee stallion
Okay now I'm interested too.
pick a side dorothea
ingrid thee stallion
I've never been good at that. 😉
carly rae jr
ahhhhhhh this is so different from ingrid i don't know if i like it!!!!!
😢😭
hello annette is that bad
that this guy made a joke
carly rae jr
it's just really not like him
idk what to make of it
was it funny?
nah it was hurtful
carly rae jr
well that's more normal i guess
felix 🥵
okay maybe that was too much for a first text i better slow my roll
mmhmm
OH hey!!!
schemin 👹👼😈
he replied omg we're all good
ingrid thee stallion
I'm scouting calligraphers for the wedding invites as we speak.
carly rae jr
wow i like you after all! i'm annette 😊
felix 🥵
so sorry for all that but i'm serious
if you’re friends with dimitri you have to be sick of him talking your ear off about dedue and then acting like there’s nothing between them
it's weird right
or maybe he only does this to me because i'm doomed to exist in the valley of torment
something i did in a past life
do you always talk this much?
yes sorry
especially if i'm nervous
which i am
because i also cannot lose my only opportunity to have a nerd movie partner
idk what i was getting into being friends with only gym rats
i'm a gym rat.
...
😬
schemin 👹👼😈
dorothea keep that calligrapher on call
my funeral might need programs
carly rae jr
😳
felix 🥵
i mean i like the gym too!
duh 💪
anyway let's get back on the subject at hand
will you help me or nah
...
i really don't know why i'm saying this
but yes
schemin 👹👼😈
🥳🥳🥳
crisis averted y'all
ingrid could you please take your phone back
carly rae jr
YAY OMG SYLVAIN you're amazing!!!!!
it's about time somebody noticed
ANNETTE'S PHONE
Sylvain 😊
😳😊
💓💖💞💗💕💘💝
Felix 😊
fess up.
🐒
what did i do?!?
i'm sorry!!!!
you're sorry
but you don't know what you did.
...
❔❔
dimitri's weird roommate texted me
i feel like that has something to do with you somehow
you're always involved
sylvain is not weird!!!
well okay he is... but he's nice too
somewhere in there
anyway what did he want?
i knew you were involved
what?????
how does me not knowing what he wanted mean i know anything?
do you not see the contradiction there?
hmmph
ugh stop sending me that
if you ever stop being grumpy when you're wrong! 😇
hmmph
so?
what did he want?
idk.
something about dedue and dimitri.
he's invested in hooking them up.
😍
felix what did you sayyyyy 🎶🎶
yes.
😱😱😱😱😱
idk why so don't ask.
because you loveeee dimitri and want him to be happy!!!! duh!
🗡
😇
INGRID'S PHONE
wh*re
ingrid it's been like 48 hours please say you have your phone back
ingrid
ingy
ing
ingworm
ooh that's a good one
two blonds and a redhead walk into a bar
wh*re
hey dimitri
check out this new nickname for ingrid i made up:
ingworm
1234 5678 8765 4321 CVV: 000
🐛😊
Like inchworm! I like it.
i Hate you
wh*re
oh there you are
bye dimitri
1234 5678 8765 4321 CVV: 000
👋
wh*re
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
you love it
anyway
help me come up with a plan
i'm thinking this week will be good to set something up for dimidue
WHAT
yeah that's what i'm calling them now
like brangelina
deal with it
or did you mean this week wouldn't be good
that is not what i meant
okay then help me
it shocks me daily that you're a grown man
an adult with like... bills
you pay taxes. you have a 401k.
and you also do shit like this
dimitri and i had SO much fun doing our taxes this year
i made weed brownies
...what a reward
no we ate them and then we did our taxes
i truly didn't ask and i don't want to know
unless you have video evidence
dorothea might think that would be funny
i'll look around if you HELP ME COME UP WITH A PLAN
my innocent, law-abiding, tax-paying roommate deserves happiness in the loving arms of the only man gigantic enough to hold him
i know you're kidding but that's weirdly sweet
okay sylvain i'll help you
i'm only kind of kidding
DIMITRI'S PHONE
Dedue Molinaro
I saw this today on Facebook and thought of you! Hope you are having a wonderful Thursday.
😊
Thank you for thinking of me.
Of course! How could I not?
Sylvain Gautier
Sukbsm
wow dude it's pretty early to be blasted
...
okay i was kidding sorry dimitri
i know it's more likely you were kidnapped and are sending me a secret message
or the rice didn't take as well as we thought
or literally anything else
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
dedueeee 🥺
Sylvain.
what is up my dude?
it's been a minute
I am well, and you?
👍👌
things are great here
i was actually going to text you today!
wanna come over on saturday for the eagles match? i'll make wings
Will Dimitri be there?
felix 🥵
ugh they're so in love dude
I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going.
(I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)
urgent
duh
I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going.
(I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)
we're going to change the world with this plan
I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going.
(I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)
wow you're such a safe driver
I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going.
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DEDUE'S PHONE
Sylvain Gautier
nah i don't think he will be
sorry 🙁
he always goes to the y on saturdays to swim like a nutcase
but maybe he'll be around after!
All right. I will bring beer.
🤙
what did you want to talk about originally by the way?
sorry for changing the subject
It was nothing important. We have resolved it by making plans.
😊
ugh dude 💕💕
later dedue
dedude
has anyone ever called you that
dedue: kill these clowns
Sylvain Gautier
y'all
dedue=dedude
Ingrid Galatea
how many chats do i have to put on do not disturb
Sylvain Gautier
Do you just... have an image pre-made for every occasion?
Sylvain Gautier
probably not all of them
Dimitri Blaiddyd
:)
DIMITRI'S PHONE
Sylvain Gautier
oh are we back now?
My apologies, I cracked my phone screen again today. It is still under warranty so I shall get it fixed after work.
congrats king
In any case, I am on my laptop now, so I can get across clearly what I was trying to type earlier which was: Sylvain.
...yes?
I think I may have been too forward with Dedue. Hence the cracked screen.
Do you think he will be offended or... creeped out?
no
what
that post is like the intersection of all things dedude
the man lives in what is basically a greenhouse
and is literally the best cook on earth
i really think you're fine
Thank you, Sylvain. I was freaking out a little. :)
shocker, dimitri freaking out over dedude. back to work boss baby
:(
Also, please do not call me that.
Felix Fraldarius
🐗
Hello, Felix! I'm about to head to a meeting so please excuse me if I'm inattentive.
you're fine
can i come over on saturday?
i know it's your y day but linhardt and caspar are coming over if you know what i mean
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
felix 🥵
i tried
what?!? he didn't buy it?
i thought for sure he'd skip the y for you
he's in a meeting
i'm saying i put it out there
oh whew
i'm on my way to a meeting too
busy guy you know
anyway think about what you want to do on saturday while we're bailing on our friends
do we have to do something
ingrid thee stallion
am i making a mistake
yes
that was fast
you don't even know what i'm talking about
doesn't matter
you are
🔫🤡
🛡
felix 🥵
i mean i guess not
but i gotta have a believable excuse for why i'm bailing
and a witness
meeting now bye we'll talk later
ASHE'S PHONE
###-###-####
i got your number from ingrid
who the hell are you
❓❓❓
ladies' knight
sorry ashe
dimitri's roimnate is going a little too ham st hsppy hour
You never invite me to happy hour. 😢
you. are. baby.
baby
😫
*bill hader voice* the hottest polycule in fodlan
lin
🍆
cat daddy
🤗
😳
i'll see if my roommate is around
lin
just come over here that guy's vibes are atrocious
###-###-####
You're Dimitri's roommate?
I think?
yes now
who r u
Ashe lol
How did you get my number from Ingrid without knowing who I am?
the mystry of ashe... contubyes
Okay, I'm turning off my phone.
FELIX'S PHONE
🐗
I apologize, Felix, my phone has been acting up. It should be fixed now! Of course you can come over! I shall go to the Y on Sunday instead. Although I frankly like Linhardt and Caspar, I’m not sure why you’d want to avoid them. That’s just Felix for you. :)
if you weren't doing me a favor
i would stab you 🗡
D:
🤡
he said yes
woogoooooooooo
frlix
ur a genius
oh no
miss annette 🎶
are you with dimitri's roommate right now?
nope! i told you no scheming!!!
why?
felix???
🧼
are you with that guy sylvain right now?
yepppppp
🍻🍻🍻
oh fuck
i'm turning off my phone
roommate
Heading out! I’ll be back in the morning to clean up before Caspar and Linhardt get here so don’t worry about the stuff in the living room. 😊
Good night!
🤡
thid is… the freatest plsn in hjstory
dimidue eeal
i had to tyoe tyat like seven tines to grt it righy
we r goin ya be heroes
woohoooooooooooooo
INGRID'S PHONE
schemin 👹👼😈
wh*re
so i have a headache
but otherwise good news
dimitri and dedue don’t know they’re being set up for a romantic afternoon
watching a soccer game and eating wings made by yours truly
annie
omg are you wearing the apron while you make them???
wh*re
annette
i wear that apron every day of my life
i LOVE that apron
annie
🤭🥺💗
ughhhhhhhh
wh*re
uh oh
somebody's hungover
you can't imagine
dorothea wanted to go out too
i hate light
i also hate sound
annie
this is so sad alexa play despacito
🔫
wh*re
😂
fuckdarius
you
good morning to you too
i need advice
you're getting about 30% of my usual brain power
so i'll try
but consider the size of the grain of salt
why am i not surprised
i turned on my phone to three different voicemails of you and dorothea singing something i couldn’t even understand
sorry
grain of salt
right
🍸🍸🍸🍸
what's something i could do with dimitri's roommate that won't make me want to kill him
...
wh*re
you
are literally the luckiest guy in fodlan
duh ingrid
i've got you babe
gross
but yes
i'm glad you appreciate it
what do you feel like doing with felix today
DON'T BE GROSS
🦴🦴🦴
what did i fucking say
just kiddingggg ingworm
why do you ask
he's asking for advice
are you lecturing him to just ask me
actually he's probably scared to
i may have sent some drunk texts
oh goddess
our plans
fuck
wait
then why is he even considering hanging out with you
that is not like felix
🤷
my texts weren't that bad tbh
thank you happy hour me
just my regular annoying but worse spelling
phew
still he's not the patient type
or the second chances type
so watch yourself
it must be my natural charm
i'm irresistable
he must really want this for dimitri
oh
that too
anyway i don't care what we do
fuckdarius
he's a pretty relaxed guy
whatever is probably fine
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
felix 🥵
despite the idiocy you sent last night
your point from earlier is salient
oh hey felix!
wait what
do you want to go to the gym with me
i wasn’t kidding about wanting to get out of the apartment when i made my fake plans with dimitri
have i told you how fucking stupid this plan is
wow someone is talkative today!
gym sounds good though
the y? we can take dimitri's place in the pool
although i'm not doing 1000 laps or whatever he does
the y is fine
suhweet
i'm being a housewife making wings for my roommate and his soon to be boyfriend but i'll text you when i'm done
covertly of course
we're like spies dude this is awesome
carly rae jr
hey annette!
hey sylvain! 💗💗💗
do you remember when you first started talking to that guy you were seeing last year
claude? yeah ugh don't remind me i still miss him 😩
dick was bomb huh
...👀
i meant i miss him as a person
but you're not wrong
anyway what about it?
how did you feel when he would like... text you
like your phone goes off and you pick it up and his name is there
...huh
like my stomach did a backflip i guess
and you really liked that guy right
um yeah hello i'm still sad that we broke up
in fact i'm kinda mad that you're bringing it up! 😡
fuck
sorry annette
ingrid thee stallion
fuck
what now
i have a crush on felix
felix 🥵
how are we like spies
at all
i don't know dude we just are
think how cool we'd look in james bond suits
okay this chicken isn't gonna marinate itself
see ya later
ingrid thee stallion
i just put him on do not disturb so i don’t like get excited when i see a notification from him
ingy ingworm ms galatea you gotta help me
stop texting me for now
my head hurts
nice try dorothea
Ugh. I thought I was really believable this time.
DIMITRI'S PHONE
Sylvain Gautier
It smells amazing in here! Are you cooking? :)
you know it baybee
come on out and look at my cute ass in annette's apron
I will momentarily. Although, you've worn it many times so I have seen your "cute ass" in it a lot.
once more can't hurt right king?
:)
actually when you get out here i have a favor to ask you
so hold on to how good it smells
and for the love of the goddess please appreciate and savor how adorable i look in this apron
It must be a big favor!
something like that
Dedue Molinaro
Dedue! Sylvain asked me to reach out to you.
Hello, Dimitri. Is it about the game? I am still on my way, traffic by the distributor was terrible.
Please send my apologies.
It is about the game today - and about an apology! He told me something came up and he has to be out of the apartment today. He looked very sad about it.
Oh, that's all right.
It is! Because by coincidence I will be home. And I haven’t been able to watch a match in a while. I would love it if you still came even though it will be me instead of Sylvain. :) Oh, and my friend Felix will be here too, I believe.
I will miss Sylvain and his wings, but that sounds good too. 😊
See you soon. I bought the IPA you like by sheer coincidence anyway.
Sylvain still made wings! What a great day this is turning out to be.
FELIX'S PHONE
🤡
just bailed on dedue that shit hurted
when should i meet you
twenty minutes
wow you are Ready huh?
i can hear ashe puttering.
i am not sticking around.
ASHE?!?
🐗
change of plans sorry.
i can't make it anymore.
Felix! :( That's too bad. I hope you enjoy spending time with Linhardt and Caspar after all!
literally never.
🤡
so wait
do you like... live with ashe
and ingrid somehow knows him too
she's in trouble
i can't believe i'm saying this
but you might be right about dimitri.
wow
that's big enough to ignore you just disregarding all my previous messages
and i guess we can talk about that when we get to the gym
so i'll learn about ashe there
why am i right let me gloat
he is oblivious to the point of blindness.
he needs help.
leaving now. don't text me again.
ANNETTE'S PHONE
schemin 👹👼😈
Sylvain 😊
might as well put this out to both of you at once
i am getting more and more committed to this titular scheme
omg i was WAITING to hear how it went!!!
for all four of you!
Ingrid 😊
i'm glad we all still remember this is for dimitri and dedue
Sylvain 😊
please ingrid use their real name
#dimidue
😂😂
gonna do recon with felix! sylvain tell us EVERYTHING
ingrid you're in charge of getting the scoop from dedue so sylvain doesn't look suspicious
sylvain you talk to dimitri
after you tell us everything
duh
Ingrid 😊
i thought this was my scheme
Sylvain 😊
no babes, it’s our scheme 💕💞💕
Ingrid 😊
you two are out of your minds
Sylvain 😊
brb writing an essay for you girls
Felix 😊
heyyy felix! 💕💕💕
could you do me a little favor?
could you tell ashe to bring the book i lent him when he comes over tonight?
mercie wants to borrow it 😊
ask him yourself.
🥺
what's wrong?
that's even grumpier than usual!
schemin 👹👼😈
Ingrid 😊
an ESSAY???
🥳
i have a good feeling about the vibe i'm getting from felix!
either you ruined everything before it even started
or he had a good time and he can't handle it
waiting on that essay!!!
Felix 😊
come onnnn felix tell me what's up!
🥺🥺🥺
and please ask ashe he remembers better if you tell him in person!!!
fine i'll ask him.
and
AND WHAT??? FELIX!!!!
you know dimitri's roommate? sylvain?
yes!
what about him??
i think we went on a date yesterday.
schemin 👹👼😈
SYLVAIN 💗💓💗💗💓💓
Ingrid 😊
you two could split off and come back when you’re ready to talk about our FRIENDS dimitri and dedue
Felix 😊
what??
a date???
spill please!!!
also why would that make you grumpy?? was it bad!?!
no.
it was... fine.
FELIX 😍🥰
i wanna know everything
we went to the gym.
then a bar.
it was this whole plan to set up dimitri and dedue.
he's less annoying in person.
ohhhh goddess felix!!!
do you like him?!?!?!!
🗡🗡🗡
okay sorry no more prying
ashe is bringing the book.
😊😊😊
DOROTHEA'S PHONE
Song in my Heart 🎶❤️
Good morning beautiful! ❤️ I hope you have an amazing day. Happy Sunday!
you are literally the only good and normal thing in my life
Oh goddess does Sylvain have an update???
...
what
babe?
redhead money tinder
SPILL. NOW.
i’m writing an essay for the scheme group, read it on your girlfriend’s phone when i send it her way
I'm not with her today, I need to know!
...please?
wow how much has ingrid been bugging you about this
while she carefully stays out of it
fine i'll send it to you too
I just like being in the know. 😊
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
felix 🥵
still waiting on intel but
based on how ridiculously cheerful dimitri was on his way out the door this morning
i'd say yesterday was a success
schemin 👹👼😈
okay. so first of all the plan seems to have gone amazingly. dimitri was literally humming when he left for the gym it was sweet. ingworm you’d better bring the info from dedue he’s so difficult to pin down. ugh we really are like bellossom and beckham aren’t we?
carly rae junior
i know you're still typing but i'm already LOVING this
ingrid thee stallion
stop with ingworm
and i can't even begin to address how wrong you are on those names
now we wait
so felix and i decided to go to the gym. he chose that on ingrid’s incredible advice i’m sure because she told me he asked her about what we should do. already a great start if you ask me, i love pulling in a third party when i wanna take something seriously. anyway, we met up there. i was looking fine as hell, as you can imagine, but boyyyyy. annette you’ll appreciate more than ingrid i guess but felix looked smokin which is hugely unfair for a dude in leggings and what looked like a GMU tshirt from like ten years ago (which btw makes no sense since he’s your age right ingy? so he would have graduated like two years ago? anyway). we probably spent like two hours working out which was kinda boring honestly except that he looks crazy strong. which is fun. i looked great too i hope. annette get some intel on that. after we worked out we were like well… the eagles game is only half over. so what now. and i figured this dude is so cranky he’s gonna be like “bye figure it out for yourself” and ditch. but he didn’t! instead he asked if i wanted to grab a drink. and i totally did of course, so we showered and went out to a bar, totally low key. and we ended up hanging out for like another two hours it was crazy. i’m sure i was talking too much but like… i think we both had a good time. he even smiled a couple times. i definitely smiled. and then we said bye and i was on the train home and i was like… was that a date? why do i feel all warm inside like i dumped a bowl of soup in my chest?
carly rae junior
😍🥰🥰😍🥰🥰🥰😘😍😍🥰
wowwwwwwwww sylvain!!!!!
i'll definitely ask about whether you looked hot but i'm sure you did!!
ingrid thee stallion
😊😊
also if you think i'm reading all that you're out of your mind
ingrid thee stallion
hmm
this sounds like feelings
nah it's not
definitely not
right?
crush =/= feelings ingy
right?
FELIX'S PHONE
miss annette 🎶
not asking for scheming reasons 😇
of course 😇
but did you have an opinion of how sylvain looked at the gym??
😇😇😇😇😇
did he say anything about it to you?
or anything about me?
FELIX!!!!!
do you care????
wow!!!!!
i just want to know
he said you looked "smokin" 💨
and he had a good time
okay
🤡
you know annette is my friend too
how could she not be
she's amazing
wait
what did she tell you
felix?
miss annette 🎶
OKAY ❗️❗️❗️
how did he look come onnnn
🗡🗡🗡
okay!!! okay sorry
🤡
well i'll be filled with anxiety the rest of the day
but in any case
i already have my next #dimidue idea
still need your help though
you looked hot.
what?!?
yesterday. at the gym.
😳
INGRID'S PHONE
Dorothea
are you sure i can't get involved
It's up to you, my angel. ❤️❤️❤️
what?
that was easy
are you talking to sylvain about it already
...no?
like in general not right this second
...yes.
i knew it
you're predictable
😀🌹
okay then i am not gonna hide my involvement anymore
i think there are feelings at work
Well, that changes things. They need you for those.
mmhmm
goddess help me
Dedude
hi dedue! who won yesterday?
Hello Ingrid! The Eagles won, fortunately. Seiros is not very good this season.
woohoo! and you got some of sylvain’s wings out of it right? he told me you were going over to watch with him
lucky you
He would almost surely invite you if you didn't yell at the TV so loudly.
i can't help it, i'm a real fan
plus he must have yelled too right? seiros is by far his least favorite team
He was not there, actually. There was a timing mix-up so Dimitri and I watched the match instead.
oooh really? how was that?
It was nice. 🙂 I had a good time. I believe Dimitri did too.
i’m sure he did 😊😊😊 you should tell him you had a good time!
maybe then it will happen again 😉
Maybe I will. Thank you, Ingrid. 🙂
schemin 👹👼😈
DEDUE HAD A GOOD TIME
sylvain you call dimitri right now
annie
felix had a good time too!
three out of four!!!
wh*re
annette i am never telling you anything ever again
annie
🙊
felix is such a villain 😫
wh*re
you're lucky you're literally the only good person left on planet earth
🔫👱🏻
wh*re
on of the two
i’ll update you all when dimitri is back from the gym
but again he was humming when he left
it speaks for itself
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
felix 🥵
so
i'm guessing annette already told you what i thought
wait until you see me in the apron she gave me
what's your idea?
what?
oh right #dimidue
sorry i was just distracted by you saying something nice to me
i'm guessing i shouldn't get used to it huh
anyway ingrid's girlfriend is co-directing this like community theater opera thing and i was thinking
we should each invite one of them to go to it but then there will be a mix up 😉 at the ticket office and their tickets will be in a completely different part of the theater from ours
and the usually very flexible theater will definitely need us to sit in our specific seats so they’ll be on their own
and this benefits me too because i cannot go to this shit with ingrid she has no appreciation for high art
i agree.
you agree? man of culture?
i don't dislike the opera.
high praise
okay so does this plan sound okay?
sure.
better than the first one actually.
i'm a tactical genius
okay cool. the production is next weekend. i think we’re all already casually planning on going since, ya know, ingrid will kill us if we don’t
despite the fact that we can't tell an opera from a musical
😒
she's lucky she has other good qualities
right? and such generous friends
hit you up later with more details. i’m guessing you’ll handle dimitri? or want me to try this time?
actually i could invite both of them if you want
it might make sense that way. but then i’d have to invite ingrid
then why would i be there?
...coincidence? idk
and you just said you liked the opera
or didn't hate it
same thing with you it seems like
okay time to call my roommate and ask about his date byeeee
OUTGOING CALL
D: Hello Sylvain!
S: Hey Dimitri, how were your one hundred million laps?
D: You know I don’t do that many!
S: Okay, how were your one million laps?
D: You are ridiculous.
S: Right? Anyway, I was hoping I’d catch you before you left the Y. Did I?
D: I am passing through the front door as we speak! Can I do something for you?
S: You’re actually doing something for you, king. I wanna make you dinner tonight as thanks for taking my slot with Dedue yesterday!
D: Ah. No thanks needed! Although, I wanted to ask you — what was so important? I don’t think Dedue was upset but it was a bit rude of you.
S: I know, dude, it was a huge bummer that I had to miss it. I’m really glad you were gonna be around anyway. How did it go?
D: Are you… changing the subject?
S: Not really, right? Come on, Dimitri, spill.
D: Well, I suppose it can’t hurt. In fact… I had a good time. I think we both did! We watched the Eagles match, which Seiros unfortunately lost.
S: I heard from Ingrid, lame, dude.
D: They are terrible this season. But it was nice watching with Dedue. He is such a joy to be around.
S: Dude do you hear yourself? Do you think that’s what I tell people about being around you?
D: I… I don’t know what you mean.
S: Ugh, Felix was right.
D: Felix? About what?
S: Huh? Are you in the station? You’re breaking up.
D: I am, yes. I can hear you just fine though.
S: Oh, whew, better now. Okay, so then what? After the match?
D: We just got talking for a bit. Dedue brought that IPA I like so we had some of that. He drove though so not much.
S: You didn’t invite him to crash?
D: …no, of course not.
S: You know I wouldn’t mind. Or if I did you could just tell me he was staying and I’d find somewhere else to go for the night.
D: Your behavior in that realm makes me anxious, Sylvain. I don’t want to encourage it.
S: I meant like staying with Ingrid or Annette or something, chill out. So you and Dedue just talked and then said goodbye or whatever?
D: Yes, that’s all. What else would we have done?
S: Dimitri?
D: Yes, Sylvain? I’m about to get the train so I apologize if we’re cut off.
S: Okay. One, pick up ingredients for whatever you want for dinner and I’ll make it tonight. And two: when this is all over, I want you to remember this conversation and how obtuse you’re being. And how much I must love you to keep this train rolling.
D: When what is all over? Sylvain? Oh, my train is here, I have to go! Talk later.
INGRID'S PHONE
Dorothea
Has he gotten back to you?
babe. light of my life.
no
Okay, sorry for bothering you!
How about now?
dorothea
i checked the time stamps
it has been seven minutes
no he has not
🥺 Sylvain did such a good breakdown of how it went with Felix! What a disappointment.
that's sylvain for you
schemin 👹👼😈
wh*re
four for four baybeeee
oh thank the goddess
dorothea has been texting me non-stop
annie
YAYYYYY!!! 💕💞💕
any details?
wh*re
just this:
i think dimitri has one singular brain cell
and he uses it to count laps at the y
nothing else
ugh classic
we'll help him understand eventually
annie
it’s so sad how out of touch with his feelings dimitri is 🙁
don't you guys think dedue could help him out with that?
wh*re
totally. they're perfect for each other.
every day i wake up thankful to live with dimitri
he's such a good guy
i’ll be really heartbroken when i have to move out because the sound of their tender love making really hammers home how lonely i am
on the goddess
if you don't shut the fuck up
wh*re
annette will you take me in?
annie
i wish i could mute just one person in a group chat 😇
i was gonna just text you at the start of all this
but someone said he would go scorched earth if he was left out
wh*re
wonder who that was
probably a guy who has a reallyyyy good idea for our next step
annie
it had better be amazing!!!!
wh*re
oh it is
brb gotta talk to dorothea
WHAT
DOROTHEA'S PHONE
Song in my Heart 🎶❤️
babe
sylvain is about to ask you something
if you love me you'll give me a hard time about it before you help him
I love you. ❤️❤️
And I love giving men a hard time.
you're my angel
redhead money tinder
heyyyy dorothea
did you enjoy my write up?
okay you know ingrid hates when other people turn their read receipts on
are you mad at me?
...
okay so you won’t want to hear about how happy dimitri and dedue are and how felix and i are going to help them realize that they’re in love
and how you're going to be the light of the next step of the plan
the lynchpin, the irreplaceable star player
okay i can see you reading these come on dorothea
Read 12:37 PM
Ferdie EW
Dorothea, could you pick up some tea on your way to rehearsal tonight? You have such exquisite taste, I know I can trust you.
Has the goddess looked on me with pity and blessed me with two annoying redheaded men to bully at the same time?
What am I, your secretary?
🙁
I am sorry, Dorothea. You are right. In fact to make up for it I shall bring some for you tonight instead.
Ugh, Ferdie, do you have to be such a good person?
Fine. I’ll bring you your tea. But I’ll take point at rehearsal tonight. No backseat direction.
You know, we are co-directing. It could be better if we work together.
Don’t push your luck or I’ll ask them to sugar your tea and your rat husband won’t kiss you when you get home.
😧🥺
He is not a rat!
🐀
redhead money tinder
fine maybe i’ll ask that guy you work with who’s married to fodlan’s only adult goth
OKAY. What do you want Sylvain.
i figured making fun of that dude would get me on your good side
Self-recognition through the other.
yeah sure
i need you to help me arrange a ticketing mix-up at your opera
which i'm soooo excited to see btw
Really?
for sure. i'm a man of excellent taste despite my shitty habits
Color me surprised. What were you thinking?
i need there to be a glitch that puts dimitri and dedue next to each other in one section of the venue
and felix and i as far away as possible
maybe not far enough that we can't see each other at intermission
but far enough to wonder if it's worth it
do you think you can do that?
psh who am i kidding i know you can do that
dorothea i can see you reading these
Shit.
Song in my Heart 🎶❤️
He made fun of Ferdie, my love. Forgive me, but I can't resist.
Also you know I'm a shit-stirrer to the core.
yeah true
i give you my blessing to help my idiot friend help our idiot friends find love
😚
I love when you send me emojis. 🥰❤️
redhead money tinder
Fine, Sylvain. I’ll help you out. But based on what Ingrid has told me I’m guessing Felix isn’t going to be interested in sitting with you, even for the sake of your ridiculous plan.
well aren't you in for a surprise
he already said yes!
i'm charming as hell in person, you know this
Maybe when you're not hollering Arctic Monkeys at karaoke night.
hey i'm sensitive about that don't tease me
Whatever. I’ll put the work in tonight at rehearsal with the box office.
you're an angel. give ingworm a kiss for me, the gross wet kind she hates
Do NOT push it.
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
felix 🥵
she's gonna do it
dorothea
she's gonna help me out with the tickets
okay?
if you knew her better and knew me better and knew her and i as a set better you’d know this is a big deal
okay.
see you at the operaaaa
i'll figure out inviting dimitri and dedue
i'm such a giver
schemin 👹👼😈
should we just agree to go as a group
i feel like it's less suspicious than me asking dimitri and dedue
carly rae junior
but then it gets harder to figure out what happens when you get there! 😔
ingrid thee stallion
i cannot believe how fast dorothea caved
i really thought she was the one
ingworm if you break up with her you're never forgiven
she rules
carly rae junior
i like her too! 😊
anyways sylvain why don’t you just invite dimitri and tell him to bring dedue?
kinda feels like he’d be open to it now huh? 😉
you might be right annette
you two are geniuses
ingrid thee stallion
you literally could not have done this without us
dime piece 👑
heyyyy dimitri
you're going to dorothea's opera opening night right?
Of course! Ingrid would surely kill me if I did not. Why do you ask?
i was thinking it might be easier if we go together so we can buy tickets all at once
and hey
if you're feeling brave
you could ask dedue to join us 😉
Sylvain... I don’t know. I did enjoy spending time with him last week, but… I do not want to push my luck.
dude it's fine. i'll be there
ingrid thee stallion
is the worst part of this lying to dimitri or bailing on dedue?
goddess the things i do for beatrice and ol eggs benedick
seeing you get the names right is kinda making me tear up
even though that's you and felix, dumbass
😢
dime piece 👑
Well, you are quite adept in these situations. Is the opera romantic at all?
why, hoping it will inspire someone? 😉😜
Do not tease me, Sylvain. :( Actually, where are you right now? Spending some time with you would make me feel much better, to be honest. You are always relaxing and I have had a tough day. Perhaps you could coach me on asking Dedue!
ugh king you’re making my heart swell ❤️
imma keep it real with you chief i was looking for an excuse to put this project down for the night so here i come
and i’ll bring all the vindaloo you can eat. the kind that makes me cry. for you, roommate to ruin all other roommates
You are a good friend, Sylvain. :)
you have no idea
brown hair tinder
The deed is done. Dimitri and Dedue have the good seats, you and your angry little prey are in the nosebleeds.
😇 <-- that's you
And don't you forget it.
FELIX'S PHONE
🤡
hey i guess i could ask you this in person
but do you want to get a drink after the opera?
like after we spend 45 minutes with everyone congratulating dorothea and trying to avoid ferdinand’s weird ratty husband
who the fuck is ferdinand?
goddess you are antisocial
good luck not getting all tangled up in this nonsense the more time you spend with me
assuming you'll get that drink with me i guess lol oops
bold move.
but yes.
😳🥳
i'll take you to a better bar this time i promise
miss annette 🎶
what happens if i don't completely hate dimitri's roommate anymore?
FELIX
FELIX DON'T SEND THAT AND THEN TURN OFF YOUR PHONE
😡😠🤬😠
🧼
what happens if i don't completely hate dimitri's roommate anymore?
what the fuck
what the FUCK
roommate
what happens if i don't completely hate dimitri's roommate anymore?
Felix?
Is everything okay?
I can hear you in there, please just come out!
Okay, just come to the other side of the door, you don’t have to come out.
INGRID'S PHONE
annie
did you get the text i just got
from felix??? yes!!!! 😫😖😭
he won't answer me!!!
me neither
ugh
do we need a sub-scheme to help him out
i can't believe i'm saying this 🙈
but i think sylvain can handle it
he actually has been doing well so far
our son is growing up
felix is gonna be a tough nut to crack though
ashe-n demon
Ingrid, what's going on with Felix?
you know what ashe
you truly do not want to know
I feel like I should know, actually. He and I just had one of those “through the door” talks.
oh goddess
it's serious then huh
Yes. 😣 But maybe it’s a good thing if this Sylvain guy likes him at all?
so... you don't know sylvain at all but i'll say this
it has been a hot second since he put this much effort into anything in his love life
he's usually the hit it and quit it type
plus dimitri told me felix likes lord of the rings and sylvain could never let that go
I’m just worried about him, you know? Remember the post-Leonie period?
yeah but he caught feelings for her and she didn't
this seems? different?
He just gets so serious. I hope Sylvain is a good guy. Felix doesn’t deserve any more heartbreak.
actually in the karmic balance of things i would say that is exactly what felix deserves
😠
ugh you're right baby 👶
😡
i know i know
i'll keep an eye on things
...
did you learn anything interesting from your talk
like maybe anything i could pass on or drop hints about
Just that… I don’t know if Felix knows how much he’s feeling. You know how he is.
there’s something funny about us trying to save felix from a terrible and emotionally damaging hookup with sylvain
when this circus started and the clowns came pouring in
i was trying to save dimitri from a terrible and emotionally damaging hookup with felix
why is everyone in this friend group so weird
Wait, Dimitri is involved in all this?
not in that way lol
you're the only one brave enough for a polycule
braver than a fodlan marine
😳🤭😬
I can't imagine Dimitri or Felix with more than one person at a time honestly.
if anyone could do it it's sylvain
i promise to invite you to happy hour next time so you know what i’m talking about
you know what fuck it come out tomorrow
A Wednesday night?
come on, you're baby not an old man
do it
you always wanna come
and it’s karaoke which means sylvain Yelling do i wanna know
...fine.
yessss i'll make sure sylvain is there
no so's allowed
not even dorothea
Generous. 🙄
Hey, I have an idea. Why don't I invite Felix?
He’ll probably say no, but I might as well try to help. I think he actually likes Sylvain. He just has to get that. 😅
i'm a genius
Huh?
schemin 2: electric boogaloo
i know we said we didn’t need it but the name came to me like a bolt of lightning
annie
AHHHH
i love all this scheming!!!!! 💗💓💝💘💖💞💕
ashe-n demon
Annette! Thank the goddess you're involved.
annie
i would NEVER be left out of something involving felix’s love life you KNOW this
ashe-n demon
😊
you two are both fucking baby
i love you both
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
the mystery of ashe
So, wow, Ingrid was right. You really do holler.
i am not kidding ashe
i hope the goddess strikes me the fuck down after last night
i can never show my face again
you though? you're a delight. glad we met
sorry it's hopefully so soon before my death though
Hmm… I think there was at least one person in that bar who was charmed with your performance. 😉😇
Just a guess based on the train home.
😳😳
i'll ask but you know he's never gonna tell me anything
so after i fail there i'm hoping you'll share
😇😇😇
I did like it when you called me a delight.
felix 🥵
so
did you block my number
okay, read receipts so i'm not blocked!
no.
ingrid maybe.
she blocks me once a week at least
let her at it
your enthusiasm was a little scary.
what can i say baby i was born to cover kings of leon badly and loud in a dark ass bar
i'm guessing my dance moves did not impress you though
nothing about your performance impressed me.
🥺
really?
FELIX'S PHONE
roommate
what the FUCK is with this guy?
am i catching fucking FEELINGS?
he sent me a sad emoji and now i feel... like something... sad is happening
Felix, I think you’re learning empathy. What powers does this guy have?
Did you block me again? 😞
🤡
that doesn't mean it was bad.
...
i liked it
you WHAT???!?
i'm printing that out and framing it
next time you'll get up there with me right?
next time?
well yeah. i'm inviting you right now
standing invite if you want it
oh, unless you don't wanna go
i'm a dumbass sorry felix
roommate
ASHE.
😬💗
cut out whatever part of my brain is doing this.
i give you permission.
No, Felix! You can do it!!!
i just.
👂
i don't want to mess it up. and i always do.
🤡
that's not it.
i just didn't think you'd all want me along again.
dude we need you
i want you along every time so you can tell me you like my performances
having you there made me try harder
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
ingrid thee stallion
i am fucked
i'm fucked i'm fucked i'm fucked
😒
i'm sending you stupid shit because i don't know how to act
damn it dorothea put ingrid back
shouldn't you be like freaking out about your opera
You people don't appreciate me.
But yes.
felix 🥵
well if that's not your ceiling then i am really looking forward to next week
it's a date
if you want i mean
like if that's cool
wow am i 12 i'm being really lame
yes.
😥
to all the above.
😅
see you saturday for the opera 👋
you're gonna get sick of me
ingrid thee stallion
he's gonna get sick of me
i'm sick of you but i'm still around
because i'm loaded and i buy you food
😀
DIMITRI'S PHONE
Dedue Molinaro
Dedue! I am looking forward to the opera tomorrow. :)
Hello Dimitri! I am excited as well. I have not met Ingrid’s girlfriend yet.
She is very nice! Unless you have ever thrown up red sauce and tequila.
😕
Long story. One of many parties I wished you were at to keep me from doing something stupid.
You will have to invite me to go to more with you. 😊
I would like that. :) All right, I will leave you be — just wanted to let you know! Please enjoy your Thursday!
You as well, Dimitri.
Sylvain Gautier
Your coaching made me far less nervous to text Dedue than I usually am. Thank you. :)
not kidding dude anything for you
i know you don’t wanna hear this but i think you should make a move at the opera tomorrow 💪
I... would like to, but I am nervous. :(
you know you could have a lot more flexibility in your expressions if you used emojis
i've offered to help you get the keyboard a milion times
but anyway
you and dedue have been close forever
and you definitely like him and i'm sure he likes you
i think you should go for it king
We shall see. Perhaps having you by my side shall give me courage!
totally
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
dedue: kill these clowns
hey guys are we all here?
ingrid in her extremely fancy and special girlfriend seat
ingrid thee stallion
i have literally been here since the crack of dawn
please one of you hit me with something heavy
dime piece 👑
I am here! But you already knew that. :)
dedueeee 🥺
I am here as well.
perfecttttt
felix 🥵
okay here we go
are you already sitting down?
?
because you'll need to be
when you see how completely devastating i look 😜
🗡
dime piece 👑
I am already missing you. :( I am sorry about the mix-up with the tickets.
ugh i miss you too king
but hey
put your phone away and get it poppin with dedue
you got this 😙
dedueeee 🥺
hey dedue
good luck
😊
Enjoy the performance, Sylvain.
FELIX'S PHONE
roommate
sorry you have to hear this
but my therapist tells me not to bottle up.
What is it? Everything all right?
i want to climb this guy like a tree
😳🤯
He is hot. Is he all dressed up for that opera?
...maybe.
he's drinking a gin and tonic.
i feel like nick carraway looking at gatsby here.
You could always try doing what Caspar, Linhardt and I like to do during intermissions. 😇
i am turning off my phone.
🙁😉
miss annette 🎶
felix! how's it going?
😏😏
are you two holding hands??? 🙊 🙊
is he looking at you with big puppy eyes during the romantic songs??? 😍😍
did he wear the sweater i recommended???
okay touch base later then!!!
INGRID'S PHONE
1234 5678 8765 4321 CVV: 000
Ingrid, I hate to involve you but I cannot seem to find Sylvain.
everything okay?
where are you
Right now I am in the men’s bathroom but I would like to leave. I can hear two people hooking up quite loudly in the coat room next door. :(
oh my fucking goddess
meet me in the entryway
wait where's dedue
In his seat still. I told him I was getting a drink. I see you!
wh*re
on the goddess
if you are hooking up with felix in the coat room right now and emotionally torturing dimitri with it
i will end you
answer me or suffer the consequences
🥴
you are FUCKED
later on if i'm lucky 😉
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
dime piece 👑
hey how's it going down there?
i looked for you at intermission but i couldn't find you
I talked with Ingrid. I think everything is okay. I was panicking a little but everything is okay.
panicking???
why?!?
Dedue makes me nervous. :/ I was sure I was messing something up. Ingrid helped.
so are you gonna make your move???
you got this!!!
I... I will try. I did buy him a drink.
🍻
love ya king
Love you too, Sylvain. :)
felix 🥵
i'm still in line but i want this on the record
ingrid is going to wring my neck so i have to say it now
wow
you are so good at making out
ASHE'S PHONE
felix clowndarius
go to caspar and linhardt's tonight.
Um, okay? I'll have to see if they mind but I'll try!
why would they mind.
literally who would mind having you over.
😊
Wait, why do I have to go over there?
FELIX?!?
schemin 2: electric boogaloo
I think the Felix and Sylvain part of your scheming stuff is going really well. 😇
A Net
😍🥰😍💘💘💖
ladies' knight
yeah for the sake of my sanity i’m gonna need a dimidue update
A Net
DIMIDUE 💗💗💗
ladies' knight
it is easier to type
SYLVAIN'S PHONE
felix 🥵
i mean like really good
like if this wasn't ingrid's girlfriend's thing i'd say let's bounce
i figured this would be easier not looking at you anyway.
😟❓
come over after the opera.
really? ashe would be cool with that?
i asked him to go to his boyfriends'.
and either way i’m not sleeping with you anywhere i know i could run into dimitri
so you wanna sleep with me? 😜
you are an idiot.
schemin 👹👼😈
i'm risking my life having my phone out like this
but thought y’all should know i can see #dimidue from where i’m sitting since i’m so fucking high up, thank you dorothea when you read this
and they're HOLDING HANDS
carly rae junior
EEEEEEEE 💗💘💖💖💗💘💘
sylvain nemesis himself didn't accomplish as much as you!!!!
including making felix somehow like you which is amazing!!!
ingrid i know your phone is off because you're a sai
felix is making me put my phone away
carly rae junior
😍🥰😍😍🥰😍😍🥰
dime piece 👑
hey real quick meet me in the bathroom
Okay! I hope whoever was in the coat closet earlier is not there anymore.
yeah they're not
schemin 👹👼😈
ladies
mission accomplished
dimitri asked dedue out on an ACTUAL date
ingrid thee stallion
annette, i wish you had been there, they were smiling so big
my heart like the grinch's grew three sizes
carly rae junior
OMG 💗💗💕💘
you two are amazing!!!
all right i'm off to smash bye ladies
ingrid thee stallion
have fun be safe be cool to each other
you got it dude
love you ingworm
love you too
both of you
all of you
💙