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Sunday 11:35pm
Unknown Number: DA-GE I NEED YOUR HELP I THINK WANJI JUST DRANK MY PAINT WATER.
Me: ummm wrong number
Me: what kind of paint did he drink? Was it acrylic oil or water paint
Unknown Number: AHHHH I WAS WAS USING ACRYLICHN PAINT ANF HE PUT HIS CUP OF WATER NEXT TO MY PAINT WATER CUP BT HE ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP THE WRONG ONE AND TOOK A BIG SWIG OUT OF IT
Me: If it's acrylic and he only ingested a small amount then he should be fine. If he shows any concerning symptoms you should call poison control
Unknown Number: THANK YOU SO MUUUUCH :))))))) I JUST HOPE HE'S ALRIGHT. IF HES NOT ALRIGHT THEN HE WONT BE ABLE TO PAY HIS HALF OF THE RENT
Me: are you only concerned about your rent??????
Unknown number: ha haaaaaa nooooo…
Unknown number: Wanji is my friend i hope he is alright because i care :(((( how dare you assume that about me
Unknown number: and just when i thought we were getting along
Me: i have no idea who you are how could we possibly get along
Unknown number: :((((((
Me: idiot. I hope your friend is okay
Tuesday 8:54 am
Unknown number: hews still alive :)))))
Me: and you're telling me this, why?????
Unknown number: :( so you sont worry
Me: I wasn't :)
Unknown number: :(
Unknown number: why are you so mean to meeeeeee
Me: you keep texting me and i have no idea who you are.
Me: Are you expecting me to be nice?
Unknown Number: :(
Unknown Number: i just want to be fweinds
Me: no
Unknown Number: :((((((((
Me: if you want to be friends with me you're going to have to try harder than that.
Me: i have VERY high standards
Unknown Number: does the fact that im pretty go with your standards because i think that i am esspecialy pretty
Me: well i have never seen you so for all i know by my standards you could be as ugly as a troll
Unknown number: your lucky my manager is calling me so i cant keep texting you rn because that was very roooood >:((( TTFN
Me: ttfn?
Unknown Number: TA TA FOR NOW ;)
Me: ugh
Tuesday 9:48am
Unknown Number What should i put you in my phone as ;)))))
Me: nothing go away. what did your manager want you for?
Unknown Number: oh he wanted to tell me i have a photo shoot booked in 2 hours that i cant be late for
Me: you do photo shoots????
Unknown Number: Im a model :))))) i told you i was pretty
Me Then shouldn't you be texting me and you should be getting ready
Unknown Number: but i dont want to
Me: but you should be
Unknown number: nahhhh
Unknown Number: what shhhhould i puuut you in my phooone assssssss
Me: you can put me in as guy that you shouldn't text
Unknown Number: im going to put you in as Angry man <3
Me: does this mean that you're going to try and talk to me alot
Unknown Number: :)))))
Me: wow
*Unknown Number changed to Random Idiot*
Me: i changed your name as well
Random Idiot: :))))
Random Idiot: now your never getting rid of me ever
Random Idiot: we are friends now whether you like it or not
Me: i dont think thats how it works
Unknown number: i think it is and youre just not accepting it
Me : go get ready for your shoot dumbass
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