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“Mr. Horne, why did you strike Agent Cooper?”
“Your honour, when I knocked on his door this morning, the conversation went like this…”
“Good morning Mr. Horne. Anything I can for you?”
“Nobody’s seen Audrey for over 24 hours, have you any ideas?”
“It’s okay, she’s in my shower”
“What’s she doing in your shower?”
“Having one, I believe”
“Don’t be flippant – what is she doing in there?”
“Well, she spent the night in my room.”
“I see. Is there something I should know, Agent Cooper?”
“She’s no longer a virgin, Ben.”
“And that’s when I hit him, your honour.”