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"Absolutely fucking not."
Naruto frowns. He'd anticipated that response, but he has a few tricks up his sleeve that he knows will change the answer.
"Please, Sasuke?" he tries again, lower lip jutting out in a pout, blue eyes big and wet with the best puppy dog stare he can muster. Sasuke would look unaffected if not for the slight twitch of his left eye. Hehe, gotcha.
"Don't look at me like that, dobe. No means no."
"You said that last time, too," Naruto argues, "but then I came home one day and you were wearing it. So why not just cut out that middle part and put it on for me. Please?" He holds the items up a little higher, the bell tinkling, and Sasuke grimaces.
"It's humiliating."
"But you like humiliation!"
"On my fucking terms!" he snaps at last, doubling down on his efforts to focus on the scroll in his hand. "Now shut up and let me read this."
"Ugh, you're such a stubborn bastard! If it were up to you, we'd only have scheduled missionary sex every Thursday night or some shit. I'm just tryna keep things interesting, y'know!"
"Oh, so you're bored with our sex life already? Was the new thing we tried last week not exciting enough for you?"
Naruto reddens at the memory of Sasuke's Sharingan activating and, for the first time ever in their bedroom, catching a glimpse of the Mangekyou. The events that proceeded apparently only happened in Naruto's head, but they felt so real that just thinking about them now has his groin aching already.
"Th-that's not what I meant, asshole!"
"Then what do you mean?" he demands, setting the scroll back down. He's not even trying that hard to win, he's showing his hand, he's just dragging this out as long as possible to work me up...
"What I mean is that we have a good rep of really light shit and really intense shit, but almost nothing in between. Wouldn't this be a nice option on a night where you're too wound up for ordinary sex, but not amped enough for full-blown ninja sex?" Sasuke's eyes narrow in suspicion, but Naruto catches the gleam in them before that, a little spark of interest and intrigue. Oh I fucking owned this convo, fuck yeah...!
"I understand what you mean, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't spring new shit at random like this," Sasuke says, waving toward the items in Naruto's hands even as he stands up.
"You know I won't remember to warn you," Naruto warns preemptively. Sasuke sighs, knowing and exasperated but resigned to his fate.
"We've had this conversation about a thousand times already, what difference would a thousand and one make?" He takes the items from Naruto's hands and cradles them in his arm instead.
"Where are you going?" Naruto asks, confused. There's no way I won that quick. If I did, that would mean-
Sasuke sets Naruto with a look that perfectly encapsulates the specific kind of disbelief only Naruto's density can conjure in another person, one he's seen a million times before but somehow always looks funniest on Sasuke.
"To get ready, idiot. Where the fuck else?" Naruto shrugs, and Sasuke shakes his head and rolls his eyes before disappears into the bathroom. Naruto can't help the ridiculous grin that's spreading across his face. I won! And since I won so quickly, it means he's actually super into this idea, he's just too embarrassed to admit it just yet...
It feels like Sasuke's been gone for ages, so Naruto takes it upon himself to roll the blankets down so only the sheets will risk getting dirty and take off his clothes, throwing them in the laundry basket for once instead of the floor. Don't wanna piss Sasuke off right now. I really really wanna see him wearing those, I think he's gonna love it once he gets over-
"I fucking hate you."
Naruto blinks, lifting his head but not seeing his partner anywhere. Sasuke's in the hallway judging by the way his voice sounds and the proximity of his scent.
"Aw, c'mon babe, it can't be that bad," he says to the empty doorway.
"Don't call me babe, I hate you. I look stupider than you've ever looked. Do you know what a feat that is?" Naruto knows he shouldn't tease him, but he just can't resist.
"Kitties who don't play nice don't get treats, y'know," he says in a sing-songy tone he knows makes Sasuke furious.
"I swear on my brother's grave if I go in there and there's a can of tuna on the nightstand I'm going to beat your ass into another dimension."
He sounds awfully serious about that, and Naruto knows damn well he had every ability to do just that, so he chooses not to make things worse for the time being. As much as he'd love to continue arguing with Sasuke through the wall- something they've done way too frequently throughout this relationship, Naruto realizes- he'd like Sasuke in the room much more. So he shoves the antagonistic words on the tip of his tongue all the way to the back of his throat and swallows them down.
"I swear I don't have any tuna. Can you please just come in here?"
Sasuke sighs in the hallway, and Naruto heats his footsteps shuffle until he's standing in the doorway. He doesn't look stupid. In fact, he looks very, very good. Naruto always likes the look of him in a collar, but the little gold bell is making it cuter than usual. So does the cat ears, and the tail would have looked cute if Sasuke was wearing it. Instead, he's still in his tight black briefs, leaving little to the imagination: he's clearly humiliated by this going by the flush of his cheeks, but he's even more clearly very, very turned on. Naruto grins.
"You look great." Sasuke scowls.
"I look like an idiot."
"Well I like it."
"'Cause you're an idiot." Naruto shrugs.
"Guilty as charged." He tilts his chin at the tail in Sasuke's hand. "What's going on with that?" Sasuke's face turns scarlet.
"Kept fucking dropping it," he mumbles, and it's hilarious how he seems infinitely more embarrassed by that than the get-up. How Naruto manages to stifle his giggles is a wonder in and of itself.
"C'mere, I'll help you."
Another sigh, but Sasuke walks in, kicks the door shut behind him, and sits on the bed. He hands over the tail, and he digs the bottle of lube out of the waistband of his underwear toward the back and hands that to Naruto too. The plug is already slick with lube, and Naruto understands the problem immediately; the tail really messes with the balance. All that extra weight on that side would make it damn near impossible to get it in with one hand. It's not like he can fight gravity, though he can try. It'd make more sense to use a clone to help, but he never thinks of it, it's so funny...
"Naruto, seriously. What the hell are we doing? I'm a grown man dressed like a fucking cat. We fought god and won and this is what we're doing with ourselves?" Now it's Naruto's turn to roll his eyes and sigh.
"Sasuke, at the end of the day we're just little fleshy animals like everyone else, y'know? Why not indulge a dumb little fantasy here and there?" Sasuke snorts at that, but otherwise doesn't answer. Naruto nudges their shoulders together. "You're thinking way too damn much, y'know. Get on your stomach so I can put this in you and fix it."
Sasuke snorts again, but it's an amused one this time. He steals Naruto's pillow- the absolute bastard- and lays down with his arm wrapped around it. Naruto grins, taking his time feeling along Sasuke's leg, loving the way his fingers naturally follow the curves of his muscles. He can feel the heat of Sasuke's gaze on him, watching over his shoulder. He traverses the breadth of Sasuke's ass, then rolls his underwear down until he's able to kick them off himself. Naruto immediately refocuses on Sasuke's ass, feeling his bare cheeks, dipping his finger between them to feel his hole. He gives a soft noise as Naruto traces the rim. He's already partially prepped. He never takes his time prepping. I always have to finish for him, so I may as well make it good...
"Gonna be a good kitten for me?" Naruto purrs as he squeezes some lube onto his fingers. Sasuke rolls his eyes.
"Don't push your luck, usuratonkachi." Naruto can't suppress the grin that spreads over his lips.
"Fine. I'll just push your limits instead."
Sasuke only has time to suck in a breath, stuttering out a moan as Naruto's fingers slip inside him. His first finger goes in without any resistance at all, and the second isn't long to follow. The third finger takes a big more time to wedge in; Naruto's hands are taller and broader than Sasuke's, so his fingers stretch him more than his own. Sasuke moans, leaning his weight back into Naruto's hand, a silent cry for more. Naruto drives his fingers in deeper, makes Sasuke rock and moan on them, and Naruto's crotch feels tight and hot but he's not chasing his own release yet. Sasuke first, Sasuke first...
By the time Naruto's pinky finger finally joins the party, Sasuke's chest is heaving for breath and his whole body is shaking, gritting his teeth to keep from coming.
"You're allowed to come," Naruto offers, nudging Sasuke's jaw with his lips, leaving a hot, open-mouthed kiss. Sasuke rocks on Naruto's fingers.
"Wanna c-come on your cock," Sasuke insists feverishly. Naruto growls with want.
"You're not gonna come on my cock today, remember? You're gonna come with that cute little kitty tail in you. That sound good?"
Naruto turns on the vibrator in the plug, and Sasuke shivers in anticipation.
"Naruto..." he begs.
"I know baby, I know." Naruto only goes in to meet Sasuke when the plug is well-lubricated. Sasuke sighs in relief as it fills him, having been distressed by the feeling of emptiness. "I didn't tell you the best part about this," Naruto says, petting the tail. Sasuke shivers despite himself as the movement makes the plug shift inside him.
"What is it, dobe?" Naruto digs out a remote from beneath Sasuke's pillow, stashed there with the full knowledge that Sasuke was going to be a brat and steal Naruto's. He dangles the controller tauntingly from his fingers.
"I get to control it. Sound fun?"
Sasuke doesn't answer in words, and he doesn't need to. The little tremor that races across his skin and the way his eyes flash give Naruto all the affirmative he needs.
"I swear I'll be nice to start, okay?"
"Just get on with it, do-ohhh...!"
Naruto starts off with the second setting, watching as Sasuke rolls his hips into the vibration and savoring the moans that drip off his tongue so easily already.
"Worked up so soon, Sasuke? I think you secretly like being dressed up like a cat." Sasuke grits his teeth, glaring at Naruto over his shoulder. The blush makes it look horribly cute, though, and completely removes its usual effectiveness.
"You know... I like vibration, you... d-dumbass..." Naruto smirks wickedly, clicking up it up one more setting.
"I know." Sasuke's voice drowns his out immediately. He digs his fingers into the pillow, rutting against the mattress.
"Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck...!"
Naruto shakes his head, still smirking, and lifts Sasuke's hips.
"You know the rules, Sasuke, I can't let you come too fast. Now you gotta earn it."
"Fucking hate you," he mumbles, even as he shudders and gives a soft moan.
"That's okay. You'll love me again soon."
Naruto clicks it up to the fourth setting. Sasuke makes a noise bordering on a growl.
"There we go," Naruto murmurs, leaning over Sasuke's back and nibbling at his shoulders.
"Naruto..."
"That's right. Be a good kitten and say my name."
Sasuke is losing the will to fight. He barely manages to roll his eyes, but then Naruto strokes his tail and he melts into a moan.
"Mm, you like when I pet your tail, huh?" Sasuke attempts to answer, but all he manages is a small noise that makes Naruto's cock twitch. Fuck, I'm getting really horny. He looks so good like this... Naruto thinks Sasuke looks best in the bedroom, all flushed skin damp with sweat, pushing his body in totally new ways to pleasure them both. He gasps as Naruto clicks the next setting and squeezes his ass, as much as he can fit in the palm of his hand. He massages the cheek slowly, getting Sasuke nice and sensitive, making him whimper needily, and fuck if that sound doesn't have Naruto's groin aching... "You want some more, Sasuke? Think you can take it?" He presses back into Naruto's hand without any hesitation at all.
"Do it, usuratonkachi. I can... ngh-!"
Naruto's hand meets Sasuke's ass with a sharp, sudden SMACK! The force makes him lean all of his weight into his right shoulder, arm wrapped around the pillow and biting the corner to keep his cries muffled. Naruto doesn't give a damn about keeping quiet. He gives Sasuke's other cheek a matching slap, making him keen into the pillow. The collar jingles furiously with every move.
"Fuck, I forget sometimes how much you like that," he growls, stroking the red marks. Sasuke is apparently incapable of answering verbally anymore, just rocks back a little, silently begging for more. Naruto grins, rubbing circles into Sasuke's cheeks. "I'll give you more if you promise to be a good kitty." Sasuke looks like he's going to try arguing, unlatching his mouth from the pillow and turning his head a little, but Naruto starts petting his tail again and Sasuke's eyes glaze over, fight forgotten before it even begins. "You look so good like this, Sasuke. Love watching you get off on this." All he gives in reply is an incoherent moan, his whole body trembling now. Naruto resists the desire to reach down and touch Sasuke's cock, instead stooping down and sucking along the handprints he'd left on Sasuke's ass. I know I can break him. He hasn't put up nearly the fight he could this whole time. He's just waiting for me to do it... Sasuke gasps and writhes as Naruto's teeth just barely scrape his skin. "C'mon, Sasuke, gimme an answer," he urges, feeling up the back of his thighs, nearly salivating over his muscles. "You gonna be a good kitty for me?" He shakes his head, pressing his lips into a tight line even as a fresh wave of sweat beads his forehead. "Really? Are you sure? I'd hate to have to punish such a cute lil kitten..."
There's something wrong with both of them, certainly, because before he'd even fully thought it through, Naruto had bumped the plug up to the seventh- and highest- setting. Sasuke gasps, moaning so loudly it raises goosebumps along Naruto's arms, and then doesn't stop.
"Fuck, Naru- ah, shit!- fuck, okay, okay, please-!"
Naruto grins. Music to my ears... He turns the plug back down to five, letting Sasuke regain his bearings a little before he raises his hand and resumes his spanking. He gives it to Sasuke exactly how he likes it; consecutive hard smacks, punctuated by dirty talk in between.
"Yeah, you like that?" he purrs, giving Sasuke another slap hard enough that Naruto's own hand stings.
"Yes, Naruto!" he pants, chest heaving and legs quivering. He's so close...
"Such a good kitty, taking your spanking so well," Naruto praises, petting his tail from the base all the way to the tip. Sasuke shudders, rolling his hips even though there's nothing to thrust against.
"Naruto...." he whimpers, tears pricking the corners of his eyes.
"What's wrong?" he asks, leaning down to kiss between Sasuke's shoulder blades. "You want me to stop teasing you?" Sasuke nods feverishly. "You want more?" More vigorous nodding. "Can you use words?" He groans.
"Go... fuck yourself..."
Naruto's grin is starting to get devilish.
"Okay."
He makes a surprised noise when the bed dips. Naruto's off, stroking himself languidly as he settles into a chair in the corner of the room. The mirror is angled such that Sasuke can see part of Naruto's reflection in it and Naruto can see Sasuke's. Naruto clicks the vibrator up to six, making Sasuke whimper. Naruto strokes himself a little harder, a growl rumbling at the back of his throat.
"Naruto... c-come back..." Sasuke calls weakly. Naruto's toes curl as he spends a little extra time stroking the head of cock, trembling at the sight of Sasuke desperate with his ass in the air.
"Why should I? I'm having so much fun watching you. Such a cute little kitty, even from a distance." Sasuke shudders and whimpers again. Naruto can see his cock bobbing between his legs, stiff and leaking all over the sheets. "You're so close, aren't you, Sasuke?" He nods uselessly, whining. "Aww, my poor little meow meow. You wanna come?" Naruto asks. His tone drips with condescension; Sasuke eats it up, shivering with another whine.
"Ah... y-yes..!" he begs. Naruto jerks into his own hand, flirting with his release.
"Go ahead, come for me. Be a good little kitten and come for me, Sasuke."
Sasuke's still barely hanging onto the edge.
"I can't," he whines. "Need you... Naruto, please...! I need you...!"
Naruto's there in half a second, fisting their cocks together and easing a finger in alongside the plug, pushing it manually into the right position. Naruto paces them, thrusting into his own hand and against Sasuke's cock, coaxing him to move.
"Sasuke...!" Naruto groans, voice low and heavy with arousal. I'm not gonna make it much longer...
He feels Sasuke come, feels him clench around his finger and the plug, feels Sasuke's cock throb against his own and gush cum over them both. Naruto works them both until he comes, too, moaning Sasuke's name. Sasuke's still coming when Naruto starts to ride the wave back down, and he clicks the vibrator up to its last setting. Sasuke's whole body snaps into an arch, screaming a silent cry as he spills even more cum, until he's just a trembling mess on the sheets, leaking cum and sweat and tears. Naruto starts clicking the vibrator down, pupils blown as he watches Sasuke writhe, gasping for breath. It's only once Naruto removes the plug that Sasuke is able to shift onto his side, still twitching here and there.
"Fuck..."
Naruto smiles at the husky, tired sound of his voice. Completely fucked out. Exactly how I like him... He lays down and holds Sasuke from behind, both of them well aware that they're too tired for proper aftercare at the moment.
"You liked that, huh?" Naruto murmurs, plucking the cat ears off his head. He groans, rubbing at where the headband had pressed tightly to his skull. It was a little small, but Naruto was sure they could bend it into a more agreeable shape for Sasuke's head.
"Mm... maybe," Sasuke answers vaguely, but Naruto knows even with his back turned that Sasuke's smiling.
"I knew you wouldn't hate it. You can be my kitten any time you want now." Sasuke shivers and gives a soft moan.
"Alright..."
Naruto nuzzles against the nape of his neck, sucking the sweat from it before he settles with both their heads on the same pillow. Sasuke's body is solid and warm. A constant.
"Love you, sexy bastard." Sasuke chuckles a little, reaching back enough to stroke Naruto's arm affectionately.
"Love you too, glorious moron."