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Sandvich is skateboarding with Evan Hansen who is related to Chris Hansen, Sandvich wants to take a plane to an island to have a vacation but Evan is dying of lung cancer. Evan needs to go to a hospital but Sandvich murders him in cold blood, sells his corpse for a plane ticket, and flies to the Bahamas.
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In the BAHAMAS he DIES. He gets eaten mistaking SANDVICH for a SANDWITCH. Now most people know that WHITCHES are not made of SAND, WHITCHES are a WORD. WITCHES can be made of sand because this is my story now HAHAHHAHAHA. Now people eat sandwitches for fun. Oh yeah remember the Chris Handsen? Yeah me neither. He dosn't exist anymore. Mabye becuse he died of lung cancer. Now that there are no charecters left i gee wonder how the next person in line will continue this. But as i still have time, i will now tell you about my life I am here to kill every single fanfiction that is getting written here. As here, i am not using proper speling and everything sucks about my part. People will most likely ignore my part because my part sucks.
ALSO ALL THE CHARECTER FLIPING DIES.
ALL THE CHARECTER DIES AHUISHDUAIDHIUSDIAHD
HAVE FUN NEXT PERSON AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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Once sandbich ( Sandviches child) gets word of the news about Sandvich, they go insane, they are enraged! They decide to do the unthinkable..... pull a deez nuts joke on Chris Hansen. He gives him a call and says, "Hey Chris, do you like tulips?"
"Yes, why?"
"BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS." He then hangs up job complete.
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Evan Hansen, enraged, threw the moon at sandbich, because he can.
Fanfic written with #franticfanfic.