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So one day UR MOM went to the beach where she met SAND. SAND is very dusty as SAND contains many particles. Particles suck for UR MOM because UR MOM hates sand in her EYES and BODY PARTS. UR MOM dislike EVERYTHING about SAND. SAND sucks, and it gets EVERYWHERE. I have no idea what i am currently writing about but i want to type so... Sand is also good for building sandcastles. Sandcastles can be a good seating area, assuming you do not see UR MOM anywhere. UR MOM will attack you if you sit on their children's sandcastle.
Sand also can make cement. Cement is used for building houses, and houses are cool. UR MOM lives in a house hopefully so yay. If UR MOM lives in a house, you do too, therefore everyone shall live in a house. There is 38 seconds left on the timer but i shall keep writing. More things about SAND:
SAND IS SAND
SAND IS PARTICLES
SAND LIKE TO 4Q LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I have no idae what i'm writing 1- seconds left EEEE BYEEEEEE :)
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Ur Mom was looking sexy asf at the beach and knew it. She saw sand and approached them, they then got very nervous because they say Ur Mom coming over. They then decided to
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approach Sand, taking careful steps.
"Hey... Sand?"
Sand didn't move, because it is, well, Sand.
UR MOM stood there awkwardly, tapping her foot against the beach.
Sand didn't say anything.
UR MOM sat down.
Sand didn't do anything.
UR MOM started again, "I know we haven't had the greatest relationship... but..."
Sand didn't respond.
"Look, I know you don't like me, but don't ignore me. I'd like to speak to ur manager."
Again, Sand didn't say anything.
"Ugh, can I get a refund?"
Sand didn't do anything, of course.
"Fine, maybe little Timmy wants to play with you," UR MOM continued, "He's out at the neighbour's breaking and entering with his brother.
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But they swiftly realized that Timmy was blown up with a nuke and he was never seen again. They found this out through the news when they got home. They wept and wept for hours after hearing Timmy's voice echo in their heads, it said: "Oh shit, maybe hell isn't so bad after all...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".
They sat at the mental institute for clinically insane people, waiting to tell the doctor that they heard Timmy's voice, but the doctor acted like he didn't see them or hear them. They turned around and saw Timmy. But they sadly realized they were in hell, the nuke must have hit them in the crossfire and Timmy was with them. But then satan ate their souls and they didn't exist anymore.
THE END.
Fanfic written with #franticfanfic.