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Seth was going to murder Roman. He really was, when he got the call from him late Friday night about helping the fire department with their Easter egg hunt for the town, he wanted to say no because it was his only day off from working at the gym and he was tired. He wanted to say no until Roman got JoJo on the line. That girl had her uncle Seth wrapped around her finger so that why Seth was sweating his dick off in an Easter bunny costume. All of the firemen either had kids or were want too big to fit, so it was up to Seth. He started to glare when Roman walked up with a grin on his face in that stupid tight firefighter shirt, JoJo was holding his hand dressed up to the nines in a little pink dress with bows in her hair.
“ Hey man.” Roman laughed smacking Seth on the shoulder. “ How’s it going in there?”
“ Well, I’m sweaty, itchy and a kid bit me. But you know having a good time.” He huffed, his voice muffled by the bunny’s stupid head. He wanted to hit Roman but the Easter Bunny couldn’t hit someone could he?
“ Well JoJo said she wanted a picture with the bunny. Right kid?” He asked reaching down to attempt to ruffle her hair. The little girl jumped and glared up at him making Seth laugh.
“ Da-ad, I know it’s Uncle Seth in there and don’t mess up my hair.” She said fixing her pigtails. “ But Sammy doesn’t believe I know the Easter Bunny so I got to prove to her I know the Easter bunny.” JoJo walked over and grinned up at Seth, making his heart melt. He lifted her up for Roman to take a picture of them.
“ You know Jo. I think your Dad would look better dressed up as a bunny but I don’t think it would fit over his big head.” Seth told the girl grinning even more when she started giggling.
“ Daddy does have a big head doesn’t he?” She giggled louder wiggling out of Seth’s arms and grabbing her little white wicker basket. “ Big head, come on I gotta get ready to hunt for the eggs.” JoJo kept laughing grabbing Roman’s hand in hers.
“ You know I will eat all of your chocolate if you call me a big head again little girl.” Roman said before huffing at Seth. “ You go hopping around Seth, don’t scare the little kids away.”
Seth stuck his tongue out even though Roman would not be able to see him anyways. He huffed and watch all the little kids run around looking for the eggs hidden in the park. All of the kids but a little girl in a puffy dress with band aids on her knees and elbows. She was watching Seth with a glare on her face.
He was offended he was the Easter Bunny. Most kids like the Easter Bunny. He knew he had chocolate in the basket he had to carry around. Kids like chocolate. He walked over with his basket in hand to the little girl who still was glaring.
“ Hey, why aren’t you looking for eggs. I know I put a fair amount out.” Seth groaned inwardly, he really wasn’t great with kids that weren’t Jo and he sounded like a dumbass or a pervert. The little girl said nothing, she just looked Seth up and down before kicking him in the shin hard and started to howl.
“Shit.” He swore his eyes going wide, he made the damn kid cry. “ Ahh, stop crying. I’m just the Easter Bunny. I’m not scary.” He quickly got down to his knees so they were eye level before pulling off the stupid head of the costume. “ Wait, I’m not a bunny. Can you tell me your name? I’m Seth and I feel bad I made you cry.”
“ Clara.” She sniffled rubbing her eyes. “ I don’t like bunnies, they are evil and vampires.”
“ Well I can say I’m pretty sure I’m not a vampire or evil.” Seth sat back on his heels and quickly pulled his sweaty hair up into a bun on the top of his head. She was smiling now, missing her front tooth, she was a bit of a disheveled looking kid but she was adorable.
“ Well let me see your teeth then.” Clara told him putting her hands on her hips.
“ Okay fine fine.” He laughed grinning, so she could see he didn’t have fangs. Clara moved closer and nodded looking pleased with herself.
“ Okay so you aren’t a vampire. I still don’t like the stupid bunny head, you are pretty. I should tell my Uncle Dean about you, he would think you are pretty.” Clara grabbed Seth’s hand in hers. “ I’ll show you where he is.” She started tugging him.
“ Oh I really shouldn’t kid. I gotta keep being the bunny you know…” He paused when Clara let go of his hand and ran over to the guy he assumed was her Uncle. He was tall with a massive set of shoulders that tapered down into a very small waist. His hair was shaggy and hanging in his face and even worse he was also wearing one of those stupid navy firefighter shirts. He was probably alittle too much of Seth’s type. Seth’s mouth went dry when he sauntered over with a smirk on his face.
“ So you are not a vampire Seth I’m assuming?” Dean asked shoving his hands in his pocket giving Seth a smirk. His voice was low and rumbling, the type of voice that really made Seth feel awkward to be surrounded by children.
“Ya and I guess you are uncle Dean who would find me pretty?” Seth’s cheeks turned red because he was still in the stupid sweaty bunny costume. Dean looked back at the little girl who gave them both a thumbs up before grabbing her basket to go find some candy with the rest of the kids.
“ Well, I may have to give he a talking to about hitting on Easter Bunnies for me.”
“ So you don’t think they are evil?” Seth asked with a chuckle.
“ Well of course, haven’t you read Bunnicula, that shit is frightening to read to a seven year old.” Dean scoffed nudging the bunny head with his foot. “ But as long as you are not a vampire, we will probably be cool. Ya know though, I am a fan of biting.”
Seth made a choking sound, his face turning even redder. “Well, I have to say I’m a fan of it too.”
“ You know I thought I saw some eggs hidden behind the fire truck over there. We should probably go find them for the kids you know.” Dean’s voice had that rumble to it again and he motioned for Seth to follow him which he did without a second thought.
Roman wasn’t happy when he found Seth pushed up against the fire truck with Dean kissing at his neck. They were both scolded like little children but he didn’t regret it in the slightest. All he did was write his number on a piece of paper and put it into one of those hollow plastic eggs before shoving it in Dean’s hand. He ran away pretty quickly with a grin on his face. He was not going to say no to helping Roman ever again.