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Published:
2021-12-11
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2022-01-09
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The avengers rule over Twitter; Loki - “I’m doing the ruling only!”

Summary:

A Twitter fic;

Loki joins Twitter cause everyone’s on Twitter

It’s not good when everyone’s on Twitter.

For everyone’s sanity of course.

Twitter is a dark place.

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On Hiatus because I have exams.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Loki joins hahahah

Chapter Text

Loki @adoptedGod

Hello there, I am here on this migardian app.

100k likes 6393 retweets




Rich and bitch @TonyStark 

In reply to @adoptedGod

So you can take over this app?



Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @TonyStark

Not exactly, but if I can then I sure will!



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

Haha very funny, but sadly you can’t so you can shoo



SpikeyD  @SpiderMan

Come on @TonyStark don’t be mean to him, he’s very much welcome here, welcome @adoptedGod to twt ;)



Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @SpiderMan 

Thank you very much little avenger.



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

He called spider man ‘little avenger’ BHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH 

 

Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson

It suits him, little avenger :)




SpikeyD  @SpiderMan

In reply to @ThorOdinson, @IAmSpying

SCREW YOU GUYSSSSS

 

 

NAt @IAmSpyingToo

I would pay to see Bruce and Loki be handcuffed together for a day.

1.9M likes 983K retweets 



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @IAmSpyingToo

Honestly same 



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

I’ll bring the handcuffs



America’s ass @CaptainAmerica

In reply to @TonyStark

Wait, why do you have handcuffs with you?



SpikeyD  @SpiderMan

In reply to @CaptainAmerica 

We don’t kink shame here people



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Rich and bitch @TonyStark

I am here to inform you that I do not use handcuffs for my kinks, and even if I did that shouldn’t be any of your business. I have handcuffs with me simply because I am Tony Stark. 

4M likes 1M retweets



Buck up ur ass @Bucky

Iron man using handcuffs as a kink confirmed!



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

Confirmed.



NAt @IAmSpyingToo

Confirmed. 



Wanda witchy @wandUpAss

Yes, confirmed again. 



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

You guys suck. 

 

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-attached picture of Thor with purple hair- 

Loki @adoptedGod

Nice hair brother. 

3.4M likes 736k retweets




Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson

In reply to @adoptedGod

Loki watch your back, your lovely hair :)



Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @ThorOdinson

Ooo im so scared brother

 

Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson

In reply to @adoptedGod

Screw you bitch



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

@CaptainAmerica oh no! Look Thor said a no-no word!!!!!

 

America’s ass @CaptainAmerica

In reply to @TonyStark

Istg Tony 

 

Rich and bitch @TonyStark

In reply to @CaptainAmerica 

I swear to gosh Roger! 



Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson

In reply to @adoptedGod

-attached picture of Loki sleeping and drooling-

Look how cute Loki is 



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @ThorOdinson

Im very sorry but did you just call L-O-K-I cute???????

 

Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson

In reply to @IAmSpying

Yeah so????



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @ThorOdinson

From what angle is he cute???


NAt @IAmSpyingToo

In reply to @IAmSpying

Clint it's probably how he sees his brother u dumbass

 

Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @IAmSpyingToo

Still not cute tho 🤢



Loki is my brother @ThorOdinson

In reply to @IAmSpying

You shall shut your mouth up or I’ll have to sew it shut. 

 

Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @ThorOdinson

I’m so scared 😱 



Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @IAmSpying

-attached picture of Clint picking his nose-

Oh wow look at you!

 

Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @adoptedGod

WTFFFF HOW DID U-



Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @IAmSpying

You look cute here Clint 



NAt @IAmSpyingToo

In reply to @IAmSpying

Awe Clint so cute



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @adoptedGod

DELETE IT


Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @IAmSpying

No :)



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

I will just have to frame that picture, it’s a masterpiece, good job @adoptedGod


Loki @adoptedGod

In reply to @TonyStark

No problem, I’ll give you more if you want them.



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

In reply to @adoptedGod

Oh yeah? Dm me them 



Cli-n-t @IAmSpying

In reply to @adoptedGod @TonyStark

Fuck your guys 🤬



Rich and bitch @TonyStark

In reply to @IAmSpying

@CaptainAmerica he said no-no word again btw