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Chapter 3: Little gay baby

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Monica: OHMYFUDGINGGOSH

Monica: HELP!!

 

Micah: Something wrong sis?

 

Monica: MICAH HELP ME

 

Micah: Ok?

Micah: With what?

 

Monica: SO YOU KNOW THAT BLUE HAIR TRADER THAT VISITS THE INN RIGHT???

 

Micah: Yue? 

Micah: Yeah I trade with her sometimes

Micah: Something wrong?

 

Sakuya: MICAH
Sakuya: EVERYONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT THE INN

 

Monica: DONT YOU FUDGING DARE

 

Rusk: The hell, don’t see I’m busy baking sweets?

 

Collette: And me eating them?

 

Sakuya: THE FUNNIEST SHIT JUST HAPPENED AT THE INN

 

Evelyn: Oh tea?

Evelyn: Do tell

 

Monica: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

 

Micah: Из любви к-

Micah: Sakuya

Micah: Monica

Micah: Stop using all caps

Micah: From what I’m guess whatever happen at the inn relates how Monica is reacting

Micah: Am I right?

 

Sakuya: yup yup

 

Monica:....

Monica: yeah

 

Micah: Well than to start off

Micah: Lets hair out Monica first

 

Sakuya: WHAT

Sakuya: why cant i go first???

 

Micah: I know damn well you’ll going to butcher it

Micah: Also Monica came first

 

Sakuya: :(

 

Micah: Alright Monica

Micah: Tell me what happen

 

Monica: well

Monica: i came to see what yue had after overhearing from some of the customers saying she sell some interesting stuff

Monica: when i came to see her i bumped into someone

Monica: at first i was really pissed

Monica: until i heard the voice of a angel

 

Micah: Angel?

 

Monica: the girl i bumped into was beautiful!

Monica: she

Monica: she

 

Carmen: She made you feel like you heart skipped a beat?

 

Monica: yeah!

Monica: like holy crap

Monica: but than the most embarrassing thing happened…

 

Micah: Am I right to assume that whatever Sakuya was going to say was that?

 

Sakuya: YUP!

Sakuya: the girl monica bumped into gave out her hand to help her up

Sakuya: and you wanna know what monica did?

 

Rusk: IDK accept the help?

 

Monica: i wish :(

 

Sakuya: instead, upon realizing she is gay, screamed

Sakuya: and i shit you not

Sakuya: “YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY!” 

Sakuya: at the top of her lungs

 

Carmen: So that what that screaming was?

Carmen: I heard it from all the way in Oddward Valley

 

Sharra: That was you Monica?!

 

Monica: yeah…

Monica: sorry

 

Zaid: i was having a good nap too :(

 

Marian: L+Ratio+no one cares simp

 

Zaid: why you bully me?

 

Marian: cuz its fun >:)

 

Micah: God, I almost had an heart attack when I heard that

Micah: It even scared Raven

 

Raven: No it didn’t

 

Micah: Explain the mess of feathers on the floor

 

Raven: …

 

Micah: мат достопочтенный

 

Raven: >:(

 

Evelyn: So what happened with that girl?

 

Sakuya: instead of being weirded out

Sakuya: that sweetheart just awkwardly laughed and help monica up

 

Monica: she was so pretty…

 

Sharra: !

Sharra: Monica do you

Sharra: …have a crush on her?

 

Monica: IDK!

Monica: all i know is that a pretty red haired girl helped a idiot like me!

 

Micah: Wait

Micah: Red hair?

 

Monica: yeah

Monica: why?

 

Micah: I was kinda confused on why you mentioned Yue

Micah: But now I know why

 

Rusk: ???

Rusk: The fuck you mean by that?

 

Micah: That red hair girl Monica runned into was Yue’s daughter

Micah: Aria

 

Monica: YOU KNEW?!!

Monica: YOU KNOW HER?!!

 

Micah: Not personally per say

Micah: Yue did mention to me that she had twins that were redhead

Micah: I just put two and two together

 

Sakuya: oh~

Sakuya: look at mr furry detective here!

 

Micah: Пожалуйста, не называй меня так

 

Sharra: Aww!

Sharra: My little sister has a crush!

 

Monica: NO I DON’T!

Monica: ALL I DID WAS CALL HER PRETTY

Monica: THATS IT!

 

Zaid: Little girl got her gay awakening

 

Monica: SHUT SIMP

 

Zaid: D:

 

Notes:

Aftermath:
Zaid: Whyyyyy meee

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