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the realest fan function ever

Summary:

benrey has a cool dream and shit gets all kinds of crazy! cool fanfiction written by me and only me and nobody else (the truth)

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Chapter 1: at the walmart!

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there was once a man named benrey and he was just so bored all the time. because like 2 hours ago there he was like "grahhh im gonna kill you all lol!" and then his old friends were being little shit ass es and they were like "ermmm No!" and then they kicked his ass and it was a little embarrasing for beinrey. tbh. so anyways he died and it was sooo cool looking which i guess he doesnt really care about that much because as ling as it looks cool he doesnt mind if he died <3. anyways so now hes like asleep or whateverrr hes dreaming.

you might be like "well person writing this what is he dreaming about ?" and to that i say. i dont know. i think this website is fucking stupod so im writing things in it for fun. i will figure out what hes dreaming about with you. my treats.!

sobenrey was in the dream and hes in like a walmart right, hes in the walmart shopping with his shopping cart. and hes shopping for things BUt suddenly hhgregg walks up to him and says "hey man welcome to my store bro welcome!" and benrey brings his hand up to his chin like you see in the cartoons and he thinks for like 1 minute. and then he stops and points his hands at hhgregg and says "hey ur not supposed to be here! this is walmart not hhgregg!" and hhgregg says something about how his store shut down everywhere forever so he had to get a new job. but benrey wasnt paying too much attention because behind hhgregg there was a fortnite nerf gun and he was so excited! benrey loves fortnite gun! so benrey shoved hhgregg to the side and he fell over and hhgregg started crying He just wants to have an easy day at his work!

benrey feels bad for him so he apologizes. benrey knows how sucks it can be to work at walmart so he understands how hhgregg feels so he says sorry. they make up and shake hands and decide to put that blunder in the past, behind them. after shaking hands with hhgregg he grabs the fortnite gun and holds it up triumphently above his head and thinks, "i love fortnite gun!" Benrey checks his pockets for a wallet or money to pay for the fortnite gun, but he sadly cannt find any money. because he is dreaming, and because he left his wallet at home when he was gonna pay for the play stationplus, which was when he decided asking people for a free ps+ card would be easier than paying himself.

benrey frowns real big but then he stops frowning and looks at hhgregg. hhgregg looks back at him and a question mark (?) appears above his head. benrey goes over to hhgregg and whispers into the side of his head (he has no ears). hhgreggs eyes go big and he looks at benrey and smiles and nods. benrey nods back and runs out of the door so fastlike sonic style and a bunch of other employees just look and youd think theyd be like "hey stop that guy!" but they just shrugged and got back to work because they dont really like it here so they dont care. benrey cheers so happily when hes running away with his new gun.