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𝗔𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝗔𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 51 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀
Aether:
omg hi besties
Lumine:
stfu
Aether:
u
Lumine:
no u
L + bozo + no dad + no bitches + no brain + furry kink
Kaeya:
FURRY KINK WAS PERSONAL LMAO
Childe:
IS THAT GROUP CHAT
Scaramouche:
Can't you see dumbass it is
Childe:
ew scaragucci
Jean:
Hi! It was very nice of you to make a group of all 10th and 11th grades :)
Klee:
HI MISS JEAN CAN I FINALLY LEAVE PRISON?
Diluc:
Tf
Childe:
omg so relatable bestie uwu
Jean:
um
Aether deleted 4 members from group chat
HuTao:
uwu
Ayaka:
owo
Scaramouche:
NOT THE FREAKING UWU OWO CLUB I HATE YALL
Kazuha:
hi
Scaramouche:
almost all
Venti:
SIMP
Xiao:
what
Venti:
HI XIAO DADDY S-S-S-SENPAI :3 UWU MY DEAR LORD /hj
Xiao:
No
Kaeya;
LMAOOOOOO
Xingqiu:
GREETINGS IS LISA AND MISS YAE HERE
Gorou:
PLEASE NO
YaeMiko:
hee-hee
Xingqiu:
35k words, no smut only comforting and fluff Thomato
YaeMiko:
Send in dm dear and i will think ab it
Itto:
Little buddy you misspelled word Tomato :0
Chongyun:
Believe me, he didn't...
Xiangling:
Who wants to try my scorpio soup??
Thoma:
...ME?? AFTER LAST COMPETITION WITH FOOD I DON'T HAVE TASTE OF FOOD
Lumine:
BORING
we need to change names
LIKE TO FUNNY NAMES RN.
imma do it ik all of your secrets
Aether:
And i do yours
Lumine:
No one asked
𝗟𝘂𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 47 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀
Girlboss:
SO I'M LUMINE AND @EVERYONE TYPE ABC SO WE SEE YALL NAMES
HasSmokeAddiction:
abc
oh
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
Abc and also I think everyone smoked at least once
TF
I HATE YOU
I WILL WRITE SMUT ABOUT YOU
LUMINE HAS FURRY KINK
Girlboss:
WHAT
IT'S AETHERS THING
YOU BITCH
YOU WANT ME TO EXPOSE YOU?
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
uhm
I'm quite
HasHandcuffsKink:
abc?
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT
Girlboss:
Lmao L
EatSpiders:
a b c
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
Abc to join my friendgroup (ʘᴗʘ✿)
BestBoi:
Abc!! I want to be in all friend group :D
Girlboss:
OMG BENNY HIIII HOW R U
BestBoi:
I'm fine!! Just ran into some guy with bugs but he is cool :)
HasSmokeAddiction:
Precious
ElsaKinnie:
Indeed
LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOO
AnnaKinnie:
Not this again
Hate life
HasABugFamily:
SOME LITTLE DUDE RAN INTO ME AND WE TALKED ABOUT BUGS
ABC
HELO
HELLI
HELLO
Girlboss:
Itto and Benny are best
FurryKink:
yes
BITCH
AliveWallet:
I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE
...
CAN I CALL YOU TITTO BUG MAN
Girlboss:
Tf
What's wrong with you Childe
MommyIssues:
Everything
HasSmokeAddiction:
hi I might know who are you
MommyIssues:
Shut up
...please
AliveWallet:
WE ALL KNOW THAT IT'S YOU SCARABOOBS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
YOU TOLD PERSON TO SHUT UP WITH PLEASE AND NOT "SHUT YOUR GOOFY FUCKING SLUTING CRYING LUCKING SUCKING DUCKING PUPING MOUTH UP"??
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
We know who's this person
MommyIssues:
Shut your goofy ass up you ugly bitches one more word and you never see the sun light again meet me at 3 am in front of your bed so i can choke and murder both of you fucking ducking mucking lucking sucking barking losers and stop calling me weird nicknames crusty nasty busty fusty musty pusty lusty bitch
SoftAndCuteInside:
.
I will fucking murder you at night and dig a grave for you in forest so no one will find your dead nasty disgusting body
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
XIAO LOVE HELLO <3
SoftAndCuteInside:
Hi Venti
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
Not even with emoji :(
SoftAndCuteInside:
No
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
:(
SoftAndCuteInside:
...
<3
AliveWallet:
PFFFFF SIMP
SoftAndCuteInside:
Coming for you ginger ugly ass.
AliveWallet:
Oh shinshruzisje
MommyIssues:
Finally.
LittleExorcistBoi:
Abc!
Also, person who want to have a popsicle uh, i can give you mine
Girlboss:
CRYING SOBBING RPRPFPLKRLSNDJEJD
ElsaKinnie:
WHAT LMAOOOOOOO HELP
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
NO NEED THANK YOU MY DEAR FRIEND YUN
OH SHIT
LittleExorcistBoi:
Xingqiu??
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
BYEEEE WRITE SMUT AB YOURSELF
Girlboss:
Stfu others write only abc so we can see others RIGHT NOW OR I WILL COME TO YOUR DORM
IDontSleep:
a
Bc
BooksKink:
Abc ;)
PoisonedSomeone:
aBc
WHAT
Rock-'n'-rollSmh:
ABC
NeverGetsRest:
Abc?
Woof:
j
Girlboss:
Precious.
MaleWife:
abc ig
LovesMaleWifes:
A b c
No.
Ayayayaya:
hii abc
Bird:
Abc.
Fish:
Abc
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
JUST BIRD AND FISH LMAO
Girlboss:
Look at yourself dumbass
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
Fair
AfraidOfYae:
umm abc?
WhatDoesTheFoxSay:
:)
FurryKink:
But mama im in love with the criminal
Girlboss:
And this type of love isn't rational
HasSmokeAddiction:
It's physical
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
Mama please don't cry
BestBoi:
I will be alright!
ElsaKinnie:
All reason aside
MaleWife:
I just can't deny
MommyIssues:
I Love the guy
Girlboss:
That was so fucking random
I love it
And the end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FurryKink:
Cringe emoji + no mom + ur adopted
Girlboss:
We both are dumbhead
FurryKink:
WE REALLY ARE??
HistoryTeacherSimp:
okay abc
Not okay. Not abc
Grandpa:
I might think this is some kind of new device? Nice to meet you all.
SellCoffinsillegaly:
HI MISTER ZHONGLI
WHO WANT TO BUY ONE WITH 50% SALE?? ALMOST FREE
Grandpa:
Good afternoon, Hu Tao.
BestBoi:
scary (・_・;)
KazuhasMother:
HIII
ACCURATE I APPROVE IT GOOD JOB
KazuhasRichMother:
Greetings
Girlboss:
Imagine having Kazuha as a son
HasHandcuffsKink:
Imagine having Kazuha
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
Scaraboobs imagined
MommyIssues:
Call me by these ugly nicknames again and i will fry your dead boyfriend on pan and make a sandwich with him inside it ALSO FORCING YOU TO EAT IT
HasSmokeAddiction:
lol hi Beidou!!
Also, Kuniku don't be so rude, it's unappropriate :(
MommyIssues:
Stop calling me that
Girldboss:
K U N I K U
THEY ARE MARRIED I SWEAR
MommyIssues:
I will find you and burn your catgirl Ram cosplay Lumine.
Girlboss:
HOWD YOU KNOW
FurryKink:
HA SUCK IT
WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHAT
BestBoi:
Uhm guys I'm kind of worried for mr Tartaglia he has just disappeared...
SoftAndCuteInside:
Finally
MommyIssues:
Finally
He looked like fucking thin pennywise
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
HELP
Girlboss:
Ig thats everyone whos online others are busy so HEIZOU LES GO
HasHandcuffsKink:
So, as I understood that's are people here:
FurryKink is Aether, kinda obvious
HasSmokeAddiction is Kazuha <3
SellCoffinsillegaly is Hu Tao
HistoryTeacherSimp is Keqing, becaude she used to think bad about mr Zhongli but now she really loves his lessons
IDontSleep is Ganyu, she is busy with work everyday
Fish and Bird are Kokomi and Sara. Lumine uses those nicknames for them usually
KazuhasRichMother is Ninguang
AliveWallet is Tartaglia aka Child
ElsaKinnie i think might be Kaeya and AnnaKinnie might be Diluc cuz they are brothers
PoisonedSomeone was kinda difficult to guess but I'm the one who was sick after eating Xiangling food lol
Rock-'n'-rollSmh is Xinyan
EatSpiders is mr Albedo um don't ask me why ik
MaleWife is Thoma and LovesMaleWifes might be either Ayaka or Ayato
BooksKink is Lisa, as we know she is scary when it comes to books in her library so
NeverGetsRest is miss Jean obv
Ayayayaya as i said either Ayaka or Ayato but i think its Ayaka
AfraidOfYae is Gorou because uh... Reasons
HasABugFamily definitely Itto
WhatDoesTheFoxSay is Yae Miko becausee it's local joke between Lumine and Inazuma people
Woof is Razor and finally LittleExorcistBoi is Chongyun
Kinda obvious could make it harder smh
Also we know others because they said their names sooo
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
Bro got additional brain instead of Childe
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
That was very interesting
also simp lol "<3" on Kazuhas name EXPOSED
HasHandcuffsKink:
Who
WantToSuckSomeonesPopsicle:
You
HasHandcuffsKink:
Asked go suck smthg i think youd like it
MommyIssues:
.
Girlboss:
Why does everyone simp for kazuha i want be popular 2
FurryKink:
Ur always fucking angry and cross and gross but Kazuha is nice and cool so DESERVED
HasSmokeAddiction:
Ahah, thanks my friends :)
FurryKink:
Raise a hand those who simp for Kazuha
🤚
HasHandcuffsKink:
🤚
AfraidOfYae:
🤚
MaleWife:
🤚
BestBoi:
I don't know what does simp means but Kazuha is a really good friend so 🤚 :D
Girlboss:
Precious.
Also🤚
FurryKink:
SEE
Girlboss:
Stfu
Why is scaragucci silent
Is he murdering Heizou
ElsaKinnie:
Pf imagine his little hands in handcuffs
FurryKink:
Kazuha did
HasSmokeAddiction:
haha
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
AYO
CAUGHT YA 4K KAZU
PUCHYA HORNY HANDS ON TABLE
Also where is Child
SoftAndCuteInside:
dead
***
AliveWallet:
HI GUYS
ITS ME
ALVIN AND-
AnnaKinnie:
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP
ITS 3 FRICKING AM
AliveWallet:
nya
FurryKink:
Imagine say nya in 2022
AliveWallet:
It's obviously a joke comrade
So as you could understand
I'm alive
But Xiao did kill me
That was painful
Also we share dorm with Scaramouché
And I see him smiling while typing
somthing in phone
sus
Girlboss:
Can't you fit everything in one message lmao
Also SUS?? ARE YOU FR LIKE IN 2020 LMAO
AliveWallet:
Sussy baka simulator 🤗
Okay everyone is asleep
Except
Scaramouché
And YKNOW WHO
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
who
AliveWallet:
Name starts with K
ElsaKinnie:
Kim Kardashian
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
LMAOOOOO
Imagine Childe messaging with Kim
ElsaKinnie:
"Nah my ass is bigger fr"
AliveWallet:
HEY
I MEANT K....A
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
Karen with an a
ElsaKinnie:
PF
AliveWallet:
Scaramouché is Karen himself ngl
He still didn't notice me or group
He is fr busy with someone :0
MommyIssues:
What.
AliveWallet:
OH SHIT
ElsaKinnie:
Exposed
AliveWallet:
BRO AT LEAST HELP ME BRO KAEYA
ElsaKinnie:
uhm
let it go, let it goo
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
Lmao Childe just interrupted Scaramouche virtual fuck session with K****a
AliveWallet:
He threw a tennis ball at me
It hurts
MommyIssues:
Now I will throw you from window
Next will be Signora
AliveWallet:
NOOO MAMAAAAAA OOOOOHHH I DON'T WANNA DIE
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
I WISH I'VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLL
SoftAndCuteInside:
Venti, it's 3 am. I can't fucking close my eyes when one is singing queens and other has his phone on full light.
SoldHisHamsterForWine:
:(
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
Wait Xiao who are you roommate with
SoftAndCuteInside:
Why.
ElsaKinnie:
WE ARE INTERESTED JUST TELL
SoftAndCuteInside:
Venti and Kazuha. Now all of you better go to sleep.
ThoughtSheWasButterfly:
Lmao Kazuha exposed 2
𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀
Kazuha:
don't hurt Childe again... It's kind of rude, and I'm worried for him
Scaramouche:
He deserves it
Kazuha:
No one deserves bullying or being hurt mentally or physically, Kuzushi, you should remember that
Scaramouche:
don't lecture me, it's annoying
You must go to sleep
Kazuha:
Maybe I want to talk to you, it's entertaining. I love how we can discuss any topic and it never gets exhausting or boring
Scaramouche:
Kinda
Still, I think your roomate this fucking creep Xiao is mad about it and you don't get enough sleep so i will just log off
Gn
Kazuha:
Good night <3